10-01-2009, 04:43 PM | #281 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Fremen saves money by collecting gum from the underside of restaurant tables. Free gum!
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10-01-2009, 06:17 PM | #284 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Jove has a hooptie decorated with an airbrushed portrait of Rick James ca. 1978. heh, heh, nize, man.
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10-01-2009, 07:07 PM | #286 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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His tap teacher once told him, 'you have all the passion kid, but you just don't have the talent.' Then he threw his tap shoes into the river and cried into his pillow all night. That were the end of that.
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10-02-2009, 03:02 AM | #290 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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cdwonderful had a love child with Betty White.
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10-02-2009, 03:49 AM | #291 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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mm chartered a 'plane to attend michael jackson's memorial service...
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10-02-2009, 05:36 AM | #293 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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paddyjoe almost never leaves the house with curlers in his hair.
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10-02-2009, 11:43 AM | #295 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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^ is teaching his charges at the MH place how to prepare for their CDL exams in hopes that they will rent rooms from him at his truckers' motel, thus helping him through retirement...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-03-2009, 07:40 AM | #301 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Fremen plucks and then catalogues every one of his pubic hairs.
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10-03-2009, 01:58 PM | #305 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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^ is a mormon...
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10-03-2009, 03:44 PM | #307 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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^ pines for Candy, a transgendered, one-eyed, Appalachian midget.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce |
10-03-2009, 06:48 PM | #311 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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fremen can't live without rolfing
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce |
10-03-2009, 07:35 PM | #315 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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greywolf watches Dances with Wolves for porn
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10-03-2009, 09:12 PM | #316 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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dlish once threw an alligator pear at a drongo over an argy bargy, but it bounced back and hit him in the melon, causing him to go all airy fairy when he went arse over tit.
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10-04-2009, 07:03 AM | #319 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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fly is tone-deaf...
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10-04-2009, 07:18 AM | #320 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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^ likes it reverse cowgirl. he likes being on top
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