Originally Posted by ring (Post 2792246)

"There's too much violins on tv." - Emily Litella

Originally Posted by 1476 - Closed Casket Heart

I am nothing to you, but flesh bound in pity and waste
A dislocated voice from your memory that screams in the night
A body that longs to be found
A sunken recess on your grounds
Where the waste from your lush oaken table absorbs in the weeds
and then feeds my dejected disease

I am nothing to you, but residual heart-laden slime
Buried so deep beneath turning calender pages and lime
A disgrace
My pictures all turned on their face
As you race to scrape off the flowers I placed on the lid
with my hands to your closed casket heart

I will strike you at night when your heart is not guarding the door
I will creep in your sleep and your tears will languish on the floor
You'll awake confused by this dramatic state
And you'll hate the silence inside you,
and call for me but I've been crushed by your closed casket heart

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq (Post 2792699)

emo werewolves???

Originally Posted by FuglyStick (Post 2792838)

...still bad ass.

Originally Posted by FuglyStick (Post 2792838)

Vampires have been sissified to the point of no return [...]

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2792913)

If I ever run into a Real Vampire, I'll have my Unicorn gore the fucker.

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2792919)

Baraka, your references of John Carpenter's Vampires has earned you yet another beer whenever we hang out.

Originally Posted by Mr. Spock by Nerf Herder

You want a guy who can bring the bacon,
and you want a guy with savoir-faire.
Somebody who can take control of it,
someone with cool black shiny hair.

Yeah, you don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.

Captain Kirk, went to the planet,
and there he fought the man lizard.
He saved the ship, invented the gun powder,
but that's just not good enough for you, is it?

No, you don't want a boyfriend.
what you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.

You sit all night at your computer,
drinking diet Dr pepper,
looking for an answer to it all.
Say the words, say the words,
say say say the words.

You don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me...