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I can do some emo
without his consultation
phil, what the fuck's wrong?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

I'm putting this here to make sure people know that in this thread, this is NOT what we are doing:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics8/emono.jpg

:love:

Consider yourself hugged.....

all of you,
all of the time.

I'm off to emote in other venues now.
I'll check out this Emo Phillips guy,
never heard of him before.

lovie kisses,
ring.

its what im doing.

http://cookingforbrevitt.typepad.com...d/emo_lawn.jpg

...talk about cutting, I'm posting this to point out that sometimes "emo" is misunderstood...though not in this thread I'm sure. So a "true-emo" doesn't want to cut and end it all...I think the point would be to stay alive so you can keep cutting and bleeding every day. Ending it is chicken shit, not emo shit.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...29778578_l.jpg

well, these days you can cut and cleanse with ease.

random knicks and cuts with no infections.

http://fetosoap.com/shop/images/razor.jpg

now thats emo friendly.

...this thread makes me so happy

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs8/emocry.gif

Was this thread supposed to be about Emo Phillips? If not...

http://web.archive.org/web/19960101-...s/emo_baby.jpg

otto,

you're making all the emo's cry ...very very very sad....you spelled it with two L's when it only has one. I could just kill myself :(

Emo Philips

argh.... banishment is too good. :sad:

...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, "A truck!" -- Emo Phillips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." -- Emo Phillips

Thanks phil....I suck at remembering jokes, but I will surely remember that one.
It me had me chuckling but good.

Good good good good good!

Since I still own them money for '07, I might try to use this one:

"I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference."
Emo Philips.

The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil. -- Emo Phillips

Is it possible, that E.Phillips could be George Carlin's son?

I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillips
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I'm a great lover, I'll bet... -- Emo Phillips

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..."
Emo Philips

Okay ..a bit off topic here. but who was that comic strip old woman
who had a bit of an attitude,
she would have great one-liners while sipping her coffee dressed in...
well..old lady type clothing I spose.

heh heh heh...my "change of life is now complete. I really haven't changed all that much,
'cept the hot flashes have subsided, and contrary to popular belief,
I have no trouble whatsoever becoming lubricated.

wow ..that was me talking..and now even further off topic.
Sorry...let's get back to the Emo person.

first off.. how the hell did I miss this thread?? EMO <3 baby

I remember that lady you're talking about..she's all over hallmark cards

Is this the one you mean?
http://thumb7.webshots.net/t/36/37/4...7czEIEn_th.jpg

MAXINE pictures from jokes & humor photos on webshots

maxine is hardly emo...

Winnie the Poo is emo too

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...o-bullshit.jpg

Maxine emotes.
I'm confused I 'spose.
I lied.

Hallmark....now that deserves a vilification thread all its own.

gotta go...
the dog I reside with just gave me a 'look.'

True dat but the lady in #25 reminded us of maxine anyway ...

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillips

my boyfriend's emo 80s look. teh original emo, thank you very much.

Why do you guys have to be so full of hate? Why?


/end emo

I'm going to write a song about this thread.. in the dark.. and stain the paper with my mascara filled tears.

I am an oldish fart to some, being almost fifty years old.

Does this new term 'Emo' mean relishing in self pity?,
and there are dollars to be made from it?


I hate the the haters.

Irony has many wrinkles.