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When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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That's not even emo, that's just fucked up.
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He looks like a magician who does magic tricks for the sole purpose of molesting children.
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Ronny James Dio was emo before emo was emo.
He's a Rainbow in the Dark. Example: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/4...a0dda22863.jpg |
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Yeah, that was pretty great.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
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My wife wanted me to play doctor in bed. I said, "Pathologist?"
/ Not Emo, but it should be. -----Added 23/1/2009 at 05 : 36 : 07----- Wait, Liberace was Gay!!!? Huh. Never would have guessed. |
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that's not emo unc, that's homoerotic
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This thread makes me feel like painting my fingernails black and putting money into the stock market... so it'll FAIL... just like my hopes and dreams.
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Down and down, it'll spiral away. After this last girl, I wish I was gay. Happier I'd be... castrated and alone. My soul is black and so is my cell phone. It never rings, no one calls. My life is just a kick in the balls. Oh, bother. ... Ooo, I just emo'd the hell outta everybody. Thanks, I'll be here all week! |
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid ... and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.
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I might paint my nails black... then punch some emus in the face.
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My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.
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I bought this girlfriend lingerie once. It had brightly colored humans skulls on it.
Because I associate sex with the massacre of a million of my potential offspring. So sad, really. A million little white-capped Micheal Phelps paddling along to their demise. And what better to adorn the source of human creation, the vajayjay, than the symbol of death? We had a fight over my nail polish color and her constantly calling me Micheal Constantine. So I put it in the trash one night -- while I was leaving -- under some empty cans of Chunky soup. How fitting. Perhaps a transvestite hobo is wearing it right now. And thinking of me. |
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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I want to believe it will all work out.
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Phil....Oh i dunno, this is just so sad. I am full up to here with sad, I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.
So, here's some more sad: I spilled a pot of boiling water on my left leg and foot on May 1'st. It hurt. The blisters are healing. It's safe to pick at them now. |
A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
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Hey! Top! That's almost as funny as your ' snake-vest' joke.
That one is priceless, thanks for the big grin, I needed that. |
I died, and I'm in the waiting room in heaven. And Jesus walks in behind me-but I didn't know it was him, I said, "Close the door, what were you born in a barn?" And I look...
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Damnit, Tophat, you just TOTALLY SCREWED a ridiculous, maudlin thought. -Thanks.
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Ahh, but it's Emo.
I like breasts, but more than a forkful is a waste. |
Hey there, I was just thinking that the Hallmark channel should be
re-named the Maudlin channel. When I kill the television, I will do it so it doesn't suffer much. One swift jab to the throat should do it; wait, I might hurt my hand. |
I always suspected the right hormone.
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"There's too much violins on tv." - Emily Litella
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