Emo: a musical genre/ scene that has almost 1000 definitions in urban dictionary most of which are making fun of it.

Supposedly rooted in early punk rock but today's version is a sort of goth-broody-metrosexual-depressing rock song scene. It encompasses just about anything you want to make fun of.

emu poop and a pigeon.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/...fe9e4e8a12.jpg

oops, sorry... emo, not emu.

I am sad, very sad sad sad...the first page of this thread was my favorite and now we're on the second page...I could just cut and kill myself

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...loodbanner.jpg

Heh...I don't even have to say it.
Isn't it amazing how much you can say with your eyes?

The next time anyone ever asks me,
"How many languages do you speak?"

I might shrug my shoulders,
I may blush,
cross my arms and legs,
sigh and look towards the ceiling,
perhaps I will smile,
tap my pencil,
use one of a hundred different flavors of sighs,
I dunno.
Oh yes I do.

Emoting Happens,
I make fun with it.

People come up to me and they're worried...that I'll reproduce. -- Emo Phillips

Could this be Andy Kaufman's son?

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips

It's Friday again ...TEIF...and Al, too. Double shot of my baby's love:

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillips

Emo Eco

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...matechange.jpg

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/animals/emo.jpg

http://digitalcypher.com/random/moms-minivan.jpg

I'll be right back. I'm gonna go cut myself.

I was walking down the street, something caught my eye...and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillips

some emo essential viewing... I guess :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...etiq/emo-9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...inding-emo.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hetiq/elmo.gif

I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillips

I am NOT emo. :cry:

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists. -- Emo Phillips

How to find out if you're emo.

Emo Quiz - How Emo Are You?

How to stop being emo.

How to Stop Being an Emo Kid - wikiHow

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky...but there wasn't any gum under any of them. -- Emo Phillips

Uncle Phil... how did you develop such a keen eye for mocking social trends far below your intellectual level?

it's a gift...

when i first found it on my doorstep, wrapped in starburst paper and tied with rainbow ribbon, i had to pinch myself and double-check to make sure it wasn't on fire (i was barefoot at the time)...

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillips

Has anyone else here noticed that emo spelled backwards is ome?!!!

That sure answers one of my questions.

Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?"