Shhh. They're here. Let's stop talking about them.
 

(shhh)

Ahem
So the weather is nice.

yeah, we were just talking about something funny that happened earlier.

Oh, say there Steve... how was pilates class today?

Otto I didn't see you there. You didn't see phil around did you?

/me peeks from behind a tree...

who gives a fuck if they're here.......i'll tell them right to thier faces....

Oh ya? well.. Fuck I say. Fuck.

There is no violence inherent in our systems...death is just transition and you'll forget it happened, anyway.

Aw, FUCK. Go eat more doughnuts and ignore the coronary.

I thought we agreed not to talk about "it" and now you're opening a bag of cats. This will lead to nothing but trouble, embarrassment, and hurt feelings. Maybe a mod will close and delete this thread before it's too late.

Um...I'm sorry?

Fuck 'em, anyway.

I love that outfit Crazy Modern ...

Are you fellows playing cards?

Don't worry, I'm one of we.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying..."

Kachoo.

Oh. I didnt see you there.

beautiful phil man...........nicely done.



*notice i didn't mention "them"............*

Them who?
Am I "them?"

OK ... "he's" gone.

So I was sayin about the

... Walruses. They're still looking for their bukket.

strange as it may seem, for me, i can find no footage of "Them" singing "Gloria..."

They don't like to be taped.

something about "copyright infringement..."

Shhh. I think I hear someone.

Something just went "bump."

How do I know you guys and gals aren't talking about me when I'm not here? I think you are...tell the truth.

Nick, it's not like the comments go away when you're looking.

/ Psst, we have the tag that hides the comments when Nick is here enabled, right?

So, how 'bout that Nick?

Since we are talking about "them" when "they" are not around, the word "Nick" is heard phonetically. So are we referring to a member of the NY Knicks or BadNick? mmmm...?

I'm still wondering, did you guys tell the truth?...all this internetz virtual reality stuff makes me suspicious.

Potentially even worse, I found this in the urban dictionary:

InternetMunchausen
Desperate internet persona. One that constantly posts on multiple bulletin boards for attention, usually nonsense.

I'm back just checking.

Paranoia protects them.

Maybe I should go buy more tinfoil?

...just trying to help so I searched for useful information about a tin foil suit. I'm happy to share this knowledge though there seems to be some difference of opinion:

What is the proper situation in wich to wear a tin foil shirt?
By RFlagg Asked Oct 14 2006 7:27PM

1. If your planning to step into a microwave then the area's covered with foil won't get cooked because it reflects the energy.

2. Do not get near a microwave oven or a metal detector - you will get zapped - the tin foil is a great conductor of electricity.

3. try clubbing...get noticed and get girls

4. RFlagg Oct, 14 2006 at 07:44 PM I'm working on a whole suit. The tie was easy, but I'm having trouble with the pants.

Are the voices in my head disturbing you?

not as much as that great big squeaky gum-chewin spandex butt that just walked by.

... so the voices are cool.

Oh shit he's back.

oh no..whats he up to now?

*peeps out the window

A little birdie told me that "they" implanted keystroke loggers in all of our keyboards and know everything we're talking about. Sssshhhhhhh....let's use smoke signals.

or bird calls.

tweet

*

I heard Gerald was sent to sensitivity training for too much key stroking.