Shhh. They're here. Let's stop talking about them.
 

(shhh)

Ahem
So the weather is nice.

yeah, we were just talking about something funny that happened earlier.

Oh, say there Steve... how was pilates class today?

Otto I didn't see you there. You didn't see phil around did you?

/me peeks from behind a tree...

who gives a fuck if they're here.......i'll tell them right to thier faces....

Oh ya? well.. Fuck I say. Fuck.

There is no violence inherent in our systems...death is just transition and you'll forget it happened, anyway.

Aw, FUCK. Go eat more doughnuts and ignore the coronary.

I thought we agreed not to talk about "it" and now you're opening a bag of cats. This will lead to nothing but trouble, embarrassment, and hurt feelings. Maybe a mod will close and delete this thread before it's too late.

Um...I'm sorry?

Fuck 'em, anyway.

I love that outfit Crazy Modern ...

Are you fellows playing cards?

Don't worry, I'm one of we.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying..."

Kachoo.

Oh. I didnt see you there.

beautiful phil man...........nicely done.



*notice i didn't mention "them"............*

Them who?
Am I "them?"

OK ... "he's" gone.

So I was sayin about the

... Walruses. They're still looking for their bukket.

strange as it may seem, for me, i can find no footage of "Them" singing "Gloria..."

They don't like to be taped.

something about "copyright infringement..."

Shhh. I think I hear someone.

Something just went "bump."

How do I know you guys and gals aren't talking about me when I'm not here? I think you are...tell the truth.

Nick, it's not like the comments go away when you're looking.

/ Psst, we have the tag that hides the comments when Nick is here enabled, right?

So, how 'bout that Nick?

Since we are talking about "them" when "they" are not around, the word "Nick" is heard phonetically. So are we referring to a member of the NY Knicks or BadNick? mmmm...?

I'm still wondering, did you guys tell the truth?...all this internetz virtual reality stuff makes me suspicious.

Potentially even worse, I found this in the urban dictionary:

InternetMunchausen
Desperate internet persona. One that constantly posts on multiple bulletin boards for attention, usually nonsense.

I'm back just checking.

Paranoia protects them.

Maybe I should go buy more tinfoil?

...just trying to help so I searched for useful information about a tin foil suit. I'm happy to share this knowledge though there seems to be some difference of opinion:

What is the proper situation in wich to wear a tin foil shirt?
By RFlagg Asked Oct 14 2006 7:27PM

1. If your planning to step into a microwave then the area's covered with foil won't get cooked because it reflects the energy.

2. Do not get near a microwave oven or a metal detector - you will get zapped - the tin foil is a great conductor of electricity.

3. try clubbing...get noticed and get girls

4. RFlagg Oct, 14 2006 at 07:44 PM I'm working on a whole suit. The tie was easy, but I'm having trouble with the pants.

Are the voices in my head disturbing you?

not as much as that great big squeaky gum-chewin spandex butt that just walked by.

... so the voices are cool.

Oh shit he's back.

oh no..whats he up to now?

*peeps out the window

A little birdie told me that "they" implanted keystroke loggers in all of our keyboards and know everything we're talking about. Sssshhhhhhh....let's use smoke signals.

or bird calls.

tweet

*

I heard Gerald was sent to sensitivity training for too much key stroking.

Hoot once like a screech owl or twice like a barn owl.

If you hear the secret signals, it's probably a good idea not to look up

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Hey guys, what's... Wait, what were you guys talking about?

I think they were talking about us, FA. :paranoid:

I think we are.

I keep opening this thread, and it is always empty, even though the list of threads says that there are new posts. I wonder if I'll be able to see this post...

post? what post? I don't see any post.

I know it's that Myra in distribution... getting in to the breakroom fridge... stealing food... taking bites of things and putting them back... I've left "traps", so beware.

Hi Myra!!! otto was just saying we have mice!

Funny, the pest inspector said they were gone. Maybe he's in on it ...

yeah.... he's "on it" ;)

Termites. Termites or else...

(with apolgies to M.P.):

Maybe it would confuse them if we talked about them more?

-hyperglycemia and all that?

oh my..the sweet nothings are stickin' inside my ear canals.

By now, those of you who know what's up have received the official notice from the administrators about future plans for this thread. Please don't share this information with those who have not been selected.

Im telling you, I think they already know.

Be careful how you phrase things.

You have to be the sky blue or you can't blow through it.

Different battle, same message: mums the word...say no more

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BN, you got the photo but the wrong message! I hope they don't find out.

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Get thee behind me,
I will be thy shield, my goddess!
Don't look, it might hurt.

I will be gentle...

It feels really good!
Can we, maybe, do it more?
I won't misname my penis.

(NASCAR was wrong)

"What's worse than being talked about?," we ask...

I KNOW they are talkin' 'bout us...

we been askin' for it.

I'm still convinced talking about them more might confuse them.
Witness what has happened, before it's too late.

I've added flies to the yogurt and resealed the package... we'll see who's been raiding the break room fridge.

There was something crunchy in that last bite.
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They ain't been talkin'.

Are your ears warm?

No, but tongues are wagging fragrantly flagrant.

What happened to those onions? And who knows?

...and that's how a bill becomes a law!

Eternal torment
cannot match the grace of life,
so I must thank you!

When the cat's away...

steal their plants and tin-foil their work-station...

and shrink-wrap their PCs...

hide their push-pins and staples

By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.

I think so, Brain, but where am I going to find a live chicken, a roll of duct tape, and 30 feet of garden hose at this time of night?

/ NARF!

shhhh, they might be listening. Just do it and meet me as we planned...bring two chickens.

Ah yes... The classic "Stautzenberger's Enigma" maneuver.

...excellent

Damn! I'm sorry, I fried the chickens. Will pork rinds do?

in a pig's ass they will...

So pork rinds are pig hemorrhoids? :confused:

Shhhhhhh!! You've got to keep it down, otto. I think they're getting close.

I was walking by the broom closet a moment ago and I thought I heard otto in there saying he was going to grind his pig's hemorroids. That otto! is full o'fun!

Hey, what was he doing in the broom closet?!

*

hanky-panky is afoot

I think that all right-thinking people are right! (WATMP)

my shameful chia pet addiction

oh damn..I dropped my last good parabolic mic.

i love you ring very much for whatever reason...probably because youve been to the spy store.

*

pic up the mic very quietly.

Fly into
this face, & don't mind
all the teeth.

shh... shh...

HI MADGE! YOU'RE BACK EARLY.... :paranoid:

wink, wink.

Who was it coulda been fast-tracked to a saint-hood or had such wonderful nipples on the front page today?

I am a breatharian.

Don't fuck with my airways, I'll do it myself.

(Did that help?)

Those who listen should probably get off their lazy asses, to gain perspectives.

I heard Steve tried maximizing ROI by leverage his ass. I believe he has yet to garner any perspective. Some folks just don't listen.

And others do listen, sometimes with their drinking glasses. Its hard though when your ass is levered up in the air.

Im thirsty.

Apparently Steve's thinking outside of the box won't realize the sort of gains required. He'll need to think outside the warehouse altogether to optimize his revenue realization.

/ Thinking outside the box? Why is it always a box?

Thinking outside the boxers in public may get you arrested.

Wow, that was so good I still have chills running up and down my spine...let's do it again but keep it down low. No point getting them all involved.

The hairs on my arms are standing at attention.

My ears are pricked.

Please pass the green bean casserole.

Push me that paper, please.

Each of us should have one now...open it and read the instructions. We'll meet at the designated place and as usual, Shhhhhh.

White shoes after labor day....