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jewels 08-20-2008 04:37 AM

I can't believe you actually said that out loud ...

BadNick 08-20-2008 05:14 AM

I'm speechless until next time

Tophat665 08-20-2008 09:32 AM

Are the voices in my head disturbing you?

BadNick 08-20-2008 10:24 AM

...hey, who said that? Hello, anybody in here?...

jewels 08-20-2008 11:23 AM

The echoes are deafening ...

BadNick 08-20-2008 11:26 AM

hi jewels...mums the word

jewels 08-20-2008 11:41 AM

Why you talkin' about my mum behind her back?

BadNick 08-20-2008 12:44 PM

...and a nice back it is, I'm sure.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? ....ummmm, no sir I have to leave now

jewels 08-20-2008 01:14 PM

They are soooo going to get you for that. :paranoid:

Tophat665 08-20-2008 06:57 PM

Shhh, you'll wake up the grumpkins

uncle phil 08-21-2008 02:37 AM

/me tiptoes through the tulips, ukelele slung over his shoulder, looking for miss vickie...

FuriousAvatar 08-21-2008 03:55 AM

Hmm, what's that? Oh. I could have sworn I heard my name...

Ourcrazymodern? 08-21-2008 07:25 AM

It's better to ignite a single thoughtform than to curse the dimness.

jewels 08-21-2008 08:59 AM

Damn! I can't see a thing ...

BadNick 08-21-2008 10:38 AM

...fuckin' dark in here. Mind if I light a spark?....http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gifhttp://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif

Tophat665 08-21-2008 11:38 AM

My god, it's full of stars.

uncle phil 08-22-2008 03:07 AM

twinkle, twinkle...sheesh...

Tophat665 08-22-2008 05:50 AM

Where's the bat?
I saw no bat.
Is there a bat in here?
It could get in somebody's hair.
OOh, doughnuts!

/ Like a tea tray in the sky...

BadNick 08-22-2008 06:00 AM

tea tray or tea pot? If we remain quiet, we can hear it whistle...

I'm a little teapot short and stout...in Sagittarius

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eapotcolor.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-22-2008 06:34 AM

C'mon, ring!
Like you were meant to.
Fear not, love.

Wasting posts,
again I have to,
making points.

I know that you knew
where I am going with this:
to basic hardness.

But you'll not show fear,
because you are made of steel,
and beyond the pale.

Indomitable
and unerring, glorious,
please stay forever.

Tophat665 08-22-2008 08:41 AM

Haiku? Ah. So desu. Wakaremasen.

BadNick 08-22-2008 11:13 AM

(except for our good friend Ocm) Haiku to me usually means sushi...notice how "sushi" has that repetitive "shhhhh.." sound. So before they hear us, STFU folks!!! ...chew quietly....

ottopilot 08-22-2008 12:41 PM

Man... I thought you guys were talking about that Japanese girl named Kumiko.

Shhh... here she comes.... "Hi Ku"!

BadNick 08-22-2008 12:48 PM

Ku...Koo?

...if Koo Stark heard this, she'd think we were talking about her...and I am...shhhhhhh.

PS: of course I'd post of pic of Koo, but it would be too noisey...shhhhhh.

uncle phil 08-22-2008 04:02 PM

koo stop...

girldetective 08-22-2008 04:49 PM

Did you hear that? Was that an almost sneeze above us?

ring 08-23-2008 06:52 AM

My right ear is very warm.

I did fall asleep on the heating pad,
while dreaming a lyric.

"Always thought that I'd be an apostle,"
forward to....


"still talk about us when we die."

Too bad you need 3-D life to play the telephone game.

ottopilot 08-23-2008 09:16 PM

1 Attachment(s)
psst... would you like to borrow my 3-D glasses?

Attachment 17804

BadNick 08-23-2008 09:31 PM

Don't tell them, but as I was sneaking back in here you'll never guess who I saw outside!...yes
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics7/elvis.gif

uncle phil 08-24-2008 02:24 AM

then he did leave the building...

jewels 08-24-2008 03:32 AM

Yep. I took him out for a drink at Moe's.

But let's keep this on the down low, eh? ;)

Fly 08-24-2008 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2510287)
Are the voices in my head disturbing you?




actually,the voices in my head,want you all to shut the fuck up.








:D

Ourcrazymodern? 08-24-2008 05:25 AM

Marilyn was funny the other day, wasn't she?

Fly 08-24-2008 06:16 AM

she was.

uncle phil 08-24-2008 03:44 PM

should have heard what her therapist whispered about her over in the canteen...

BadNick 08-24-2008 03:46 PM

Lucky it's pretty quiet in here, since I don't even want to hear that shit...the visual and tactile facts are all I need and I'll make up the rest.

uncle phil 08-24-2008 04:08 PM

"see me, feel me, touch me, heal me?"

jewels 08-25-2008 02:01 AM

Don't tell anyone, but I'm the pinball wizard 'round here.

uncle phil 08-25-2008 02:21 AM

and i'm uncle ernie...

BadNick 08-25-2008 07:49 AM

Before other characters are taken I'll stake my claim.

I am the Acid Queen...which I feel perfectly comfortable being since I'm so confident in my manhood ;)

Some other Characters
Tommy Walker: The main character of the story, from whom the album gets its name.
Captain Walker: Tommy's father.
Mrs. Walker: Tommy's mother.
The Lover: a romantic partner of Tommy's mother. (Uncle Frank)
Uncle Ernie: Tommy's "wicked uncle", a pedophile.
Cousin Kevin: Tommy's cousin, the "school bully". He bullies Tommy when left at home with him.
The Hawker: The leader of a cult religion, where Tommy's mother takes him in hope for a cure for his affliction.
Local Lad: The reigning champion of a pinball tournament, until Tommy defeats him and takes the title of "Pinball Wizard".
The Acid Queen (AKA "The Gypsy"): A prostitute who deals in hallucinogenic substances and attempts to heal Tommy.
The Doctor: A doctor who attempts to heal Tommy and finds out that his disabilities are mental rather than physical.
Sally Simpson: One of Tommy's "disciples".

jewels 08-26-2008 02:16 AM

Who?

uncle phil 08-26-2008 02:35 AM

peter?

keith?

jewels 08-26-2008 06:26 AM

I dunno. Everyone seems to have buttoned up on the matter.

ottopilot 08-26-2008 06:14 PM

Uncle Frank

jewels 08-27-2008 01:21 AM

Hey, why you talkin' about my alter ego that way? :devious:

Tophat665 08-27-2008 11:59 AM

Quick, everybody stand around him, and someone dart in and fix his zipper.

uncle phil 08-27-2008 12:05 PM

don't forget those sound-deadening kneepads...

Tophat665 08-27-2008 12:53 PM

And don't forget to tuck him back in first, or all the sound deadening in the world won't be enough.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-27-2008 03:51 PM

Talking about them is the only activity that can possibly save
the rest of us.
My fear of them is only echoing; hell, "they" aren't even here.

IJUHP!
-----Added 27/8/2008 at 07 : 58 : 43-----
(2nd attenpt)

(Whispered) Talking about them more is the only activity which can save the rest of us.
Hell, "they" aren't here, anyway.

IJUHP!

BadNick 08-27-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2514266)
...IJUHP!


CONGRATULATIONS and keep up the good work!!! i'm being quiet as a mouse....shhh.

jewels 08-28-2008 02:18 AM

Thankfully it's nice and quiet here ...

Tophat665 08-28-2008 05:59 AM

man, what is that smell?
silent but deadly.

BadNick 08-28-2008 06:15 AM

...something's fishy in here

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...7/aquaface.jpg

ottopilot 09-01-2008 09:13 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Steve must be on day 6 of his 5-day-pad... if you know what I'm sayin.


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ring 09-05-2008 06:57 AM

Pssst! Who IS that cool chillin' cat in the corner?



Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2512108)
psst... would you like to borrow my 3-D glasses?

Attachment 17804

-----Added 5/9/2008 at 10 : 58 : 54-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2512108)
psst... would you like to borrow my 3-D glasses?

Attachment 17804

-----Added 5/9/2008 at 10 : 59 : 50-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2512108)
psst... would you like to borrow my 3-D glasses?

Attachment 17804


Okay, now everyone is lookin' and will soon be talking about my lack of subtlety,
(not to mention my computer skills.)

Tophat665 09-05-2008 03:00 PM

Must be some sort of Links.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-14-2008 11:23 AM

Links is a word with multiple meanings...maybe I'll go link up with them and find out if they"re willing to negotiate.

ring 09-14-2008 11:26 AM

Docking by the sit of the bay....

shhhh...honey, we Are in the library,

stifling our giggles could have re- percusssions.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-14-2008 11:29 AM

'taint like you didn't warn me, but I didn't know how many giggles could be crammed into an hour.

ring 09-14-2008 11:31 AM

..like..how many giggling dancing angels can you cram into a phone booth?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-14-2008 11:32 AM

a googleplex.

ring 09-14-2008 11:47 AM

You didn't even need a multiple choice question.

uncle phil 09-14-2008 01:17 PM

shhhh...

i can't hear a pin drop...

ottopilot 09-14-2008 02:08 PM

what? ... pants? ... drop?

uncle phil 09-15-2008 02:43 AM

uncle ernie?

Tophat665 09-15-2008 10:22 AM

Aunt Bert?

uncle phil 09-16-2008 03:03 AM

cracklin' rosie...

Tophat665 09-16-2008 05:55 AM

I am, I said. Now it would be ludicrous to accuse Neal Diamond of delusions of granduer...

ottopilot 09-16-2008 09:40 AM

what is that cologne?

Tophat665 09-16-2008 09:56 AM

It's a cologne, an insect repellent, and a delicious marinade for seafood. (And it finds that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks.)

ottopilot 09-17-2008 07:32 AM

Is it useful as a high-tech polymer?

BadNick 09-17-2008 07:41 AM

cross-linking sounds so sexy...but shhhhh, don't tell them or they'll want to do it, too.

Tophat665 09-17-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2526077)
Is it useful as a high-tech polymer?

Not really, but I hear it makes mounds of julienne fries. And just look at that Tomato!
-----Added 17/9/2008 at 02 : 41 : 28-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2526091)
cross-linking sounds so sexy...but shhhhh, don't tell them or they'll want to do it, too.

Cross linking isn't as sexy as you think. You always end up in a Christian site.

ring 09-17-2008 01:40 PM

Does anyone remember being a child, say...oh , anywhere from age four on up,
and that weird feeling you would get in your stomach, after trying to get one of the adults
that you looked up to and respected to listen?

You would try to join in on the conversation, and would be promptly shussed, LOUDLY.

I have great hope and expectation, that we are evolving past the days of, "children should be seen, and not heard."

Heh..it won't be that much longer,
and I will be sporting one of those Miracle Ears.

Wow...think of the possibilities of having a miracle ear!

Ourcrazymodern? 09-17-2008 05:42 PM

I still don't perceive them - maybe "they" aren't really there?

BadNick 09-17-2008 07:40 PM

As long as we don't come out and actually say who "they" are, they won't even know we're taking about them. After all, they seem pretty stupid so far. I'm starting to think we don't even have to be shhhhhh quiet when they're around because they're so dumb.

jewels 09-18-2008 01:47 AM

Oh they'll hear. They always hear when you don't want 'em to. SHHHHH!

uncle phil 09-18-2008 02:28 AM

they're more paranoid than we are...

BadNick 09-18-2008 03:31 AM

hey, who said that? Is it them again? Maybe they're smarter than I thought ...mums the word....shhhhh

ring 09-18-2008 06:34 AM

My voice projects across the entire universe.

(I Blame the acting lessons.)

I am incabable of being quiet. When I try to whisper,
people keep saying..."speak up! I can't hear you!"

My tendency towards muttering has greatly improved.

Enunciate, is a fun word to enunciate.

BadNick 09-18-2008 06:57 AM

...enunciate sounds like something bad you'd do with a nun. If there are nuns in here, let's be quiet, sneak up on them, and when the least expect it, we'll enunciate them!

girldetective 09-18-2008 08:15 AM

Nuns can carry ear trumpets under their habits.

ottopilot 09-18-2008 08:35 AM

On a full moon or so, I become one of "them". It's sometimes unsettling, but often wondrous what you may hear.

ring 09-18-2008 10:46 AM

I want to hear like the dolphins do,
I want to have the ears of a bat.

Hey Merlin?
Please?

uncle phil 09-18-2008 10:59 AM

ahhhh...silent fairy dust...

girldetective 09-18-2008 01:34 PM

shhhhh baby hush

ottopilot 09-18-2008 10:07 PM

yeah... hush now baby... uh huh... shhhhh...

Astrocloud 09-21-2008 08:44 PM

I've been gone for weeks, I come back and you are talking to THEM.

jewels 09-22-2008 01:59 AM

Shhhh. They're right there. Keep it down, would ya?

Tophat665 09-22-2008 05:52 AM

If we've been talking to THEM, then probably we ought to stock up on sugar, gasoline, and automatic weapons before we are visited by strange monsters from the recent past.

ring 09-22-2008 07:11 AM

I talk to myself all the time,
and in my sleep also.

Don't be worried mommy,
I talk to strangers too.

Tophat665 09-22-2008 09:22 AM

The question is you talk to strangers than what?

ottopilot 09-23-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2529418)
If we've been talking to THEM, then probably we ought to stock up on sugar, gasoline, and automatic weapons before we are visited by strange monsters from the recent past.

"they" told me to send farmers, nuns, and bunnies... the shit has hit the fan.

Tophat665 09-23-2008 11:17 AM

I was going to send Elephants and light cavalry now the fit has hit the Shan (and the rainy season is over.)

BadNick 09-23-2008 12:04 PM

maybe if we start yelling and talking loud at them instead of all the "Shhh" stuff, they'll get confused and think they're not one of them since we're not "Shhh"ing them, so then they'll just leave us alone, and then we can get back to Shhh'ing about them....sadly that makes sense to me.

ring 09-23-2008 12:34 PM

They are gone for good.
It's only us here people,
as it's always been.

jewels 09-23-2008 02:14 PM

Are they ever truly gone?

Tophat665 09-23-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2530387)
They are gone for good.
It's only us here people,
as it's always been.

Milady, as much as it hurts to point it out, that is exactly what one of them would say.

BadNick 09-23-2008 07:37 PM

shhh, maybe she's saying that cause she's one of them...leading us astray and when we least expect it...well, you know what they'll do. Shhhhh.

jewels 09-24-2008 01:45 AM

Yes, it's definitely a conspiracy.


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