Hoot once like a screech owl or twice like a barn owl.

If you hear the secret signals, it's probably a good idea not to look up

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Hey guys, what's... Wait, what were you guys talking about?

I think they were talking about us, FA. :paranoid:

I think we are.

I keep opening this thread, and it is always empty, even though the list of threads says that there are new posts. I wonder if I'll be able to see this post...

post? what post? I don't see any post.

I know it's that Myra in distribution... getting in to the breakroom fridge... stealing food... taking bites of things and putting them back... I've left "traps", so beware.

Hi Myra!!! otto was just saying we have mice!

Funny, the pest inspector said they were gone. Maybe he's in on it ...

yeah.... he's "on it" ;)

Termites. Termites or else...

(with apolgies to M.P.):

Maybe it would confuse them if we talked about them more?

-hyperglycemia and all that?

oh my..the sweet nothings are stickin' inside my ear canals.

By now, those of you who know what's up have received the official notice from the administrators about future plans for this thread. Please don't share this information with those who have not been selected.

Im telling you, I think they already know.

Be careful how you phrase things.

You have to be the sky blue or you can't blow through it.

Different battle, same message: mums the word...say no more

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BN, you got the photo but the wrong message! I hope they don't find out.

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Get thee behind me,
I will be thy shield, my goddess!
Don't look, it might hurt.

I will be gentle...

It feels really good!
Can we, maybe, do it more?
I won't misname my penis.

(NASCAR was wrong)

"What's worse than being talked about?," we ask...

I KNOW they are talkin' 'bout us...

we been askin' for it.

I'm still convinced talking about them more might confuse them.
Witness what has happened, before it's too late.

I've added flies to the yogurt and resealed the package... we'll see who's been raiding the break room fridge.

There was something crunchy in that last bite.
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They ain't been talkin'.

Are your ears warm?

No, but tongues are wagging fragrantly flagrant.

What happened to those onions? And who knows?

...and that's how a bill becomes a law!

Eternal torment
cannot match the grace of life,
so I must thank you!

When the cat's away...

steal their plants and tin-foil their work-station...

and shrink-wrap their PCs...

hide their push-pins and staples

By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.

I think so, Brain, but where am I going to find a live chicken, a roll of duct tape, and 30 feet of garden hose at this time of night?

/ NARF!

shhhh, they might be listening. Just do it and meet me as we planned...bring two chickens.

Ah yes... The classic "Stautzenberger's Enigma" maneuver.

...excellent

Damn! I'm sorry, I fried the chickens. Will pork rinds do?