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Tophat665 07-20-2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girldetective (Post 2490735)
or bird calls.

tweet

*

Hoot once like a screech owl or twice like a barn owl.

BadNick 07-21-2008 12:31 PM

If you hear the secret signals, it's probably a good idea not to look up

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/23410032.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/23409818.jpg

FuriousAvatar 07-21-2008 11:56 PM

Hey guys, what's... Wait, what were you guys talking about?

jewels 07-22-2008 04:07 AM

I think they were talking about us, FA. :paranoid:

Ourcrazymodern? 07-22-2008 05:10 AM

I think we are.

Redlemon 07-22-2008 05:23 AM

I keep opening this thread, and it is always empty, even though the list of threads says that there are new posts. I wonder if I'll be able to see this post...

BadNick 07-22-2008 06:49 AM

post? what post? I don't see any post.

ottopilot 07-22-2008 01:42 PM

I know it's that Myra in distribution... getting in to the breakroom fridge... stealing food... taking bites of things and putting them back... I've left "traps", so beware.

girldetective 07-23-2008 05:12 PM

Hi Myra!!! otto was just saying we have mice!

jewels 07-24-2008 04:41 AM

Funny, the pest inspector said they were gone. Maybe he's in on it ...

ottopilot 07-24-2008 06:08 AM

yeah.... he's "on it" ;)

Tophat665 07-24-2008 06:45 AM

Termites. Termites or else...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-29-2008 06:51 AM

(with apolgies to M.P.):

Maybe it would confuse them if we talked about them more?

-hyperglycemia and all that?

ring 07-29-2008 08:00 AM

oh my..the sweet nothings are stickin' inside my ear canals.

BadNick 07-29-2008 10:17 AM

By now, those of you who know what's up have received the official notice from the administrators about future plans for this thread. Please don't share this information with those who have not been selected.

girldetective 07-29-2008 12:43 PM

Im telling you, I think they already know.

Be careful how you phrase things.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-29-2008 01:04 PM

You have to be the sky blue or you can't blow through it.

BadNick 07-29-2008 01:10 PM

Different battle, same message: mums the word...say no more

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eonetalked.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rchantnavy.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...IIposter61.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...relesstalk.jpg

jewels 07-29-2008 01:59 PM

BN, you got the photo but the wrong message! I hope they don't find out.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ps-Posters.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 07-30-2008 06:27 AM

Get thee behind me,
I will be thy shield, my goddess!
Don't look, it might hurt.

ring 07-30-2008 06:31 AM

I will be gentle...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-30-2008 07:08 AM

It feels really good!
Can we, maybe, do it more?
I won't misname my penis.

(NASCAR was wrong)

ring 07-30-2008 07:13 AM

"What's worse than being talked about?," we ask...

I KNOW they are talkin' 'bout us...

we been askin' for it.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-30-2008 07:23 AM

I'm still convinced talking about them more might confuse them.
Witness what has happened, before it's too late.

ottopilot 08-04-2008 05:06 PM

I've added flies to the yogurt and resealed the package... we'll see who's been raiding the break room fridge.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2008 06:10 AM

There was something crunchy in that last bite.
-----Added 5/8/2008 at 11 : 02 : 40-----
They ain't been talkin'.

Tophat665 08-05-2008 07:06 AM

Are your ears warm?

girldetective 08-05-2008 08:46 AM

No, but tongues are wagging fragrantly flagrant.

What happened to those onions? And who knows?

DSmith67 08-05-2008 09:46 AM

...and that's how a bill becomes a law!

uncle phil 08-05-2008 12:46 PM


Ourcrazymodern? 08-06-2008 06:13 AM

Eternal torment
cannot match the grace of life,
so I must thank you!

ring 08-06-2008 06:46 AM

When the cat's away...

ottopilot 08-06-2008 06:33 PM

steal their plants and tin-foil their work-station...

uncle phil 08-07-2008 05:29 AM

and shrink-wrap their PCs...

girldetective 08-07-2008 08:42 AM

hide their push-pins and staples

BadNick 08-07-2008 10:52 AM

By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.

Tophat665 08-07-2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2502689)
By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.

I think so, Brain, but where am I going to find a live chicken, a roll of duct tape, and 30 feet of garden hose at this time of night?

/ NARF!

BadNick 08-07-2008 11:12 AM

shhhh, they might be listening. Just do it and meet me as we planned...bring two chickens.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 01:47 PM

Ah yes... The classic "Stautzenberger's Enigma" maneuver.

...excellent

jewels 08-08-2008 04:52 AM

Damn! I'm sorry, I fried the chickens. Will pork rinds do?


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