tin is a wonderful metal, though I would humbly offer some gold foil since it has such a rich color. If you look into it you can see yourself smiling.

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hope it's a quiet smile...

Yeah, but I've always been noisy.

...so how's the Western Front doin' now adays?

Same old same old. Watching what I eat. Excercizing. You know, battling the bulge.

eat "nuts..."

Consider me a squirrel.
I hate squirrels.

(Heh)

I can't believe you said that.

i didn't say it, mcauliffe did...

So, how are the kids?

they're eating ivy...

wouldn't you?

Though it suppresses extraneous noises and helps us keep quieter, I've come to hate English Ivy, at least in my garden and wherever it creeps upward on my property. I rip out every little sprig of it I find so as to give my beloved pachysandra a better chance...so the pachy has now taken over their areas, to my liking. mums the word

mares eat oats, but they chew a little noisily for this thread...

Wasn't Achillie D'Ivee the Mayor of East Doats?

i think that was east jesus...

they could be hiding behind the trees, listening to our very whispers...

(the "v" in my keyboard is sticking...i think i chortled some cream sherry onto it the other night...don't tell anybody...)

i need a good chortle...but a quiet one.

he who laughs last :expressionless:

They give me the creeps, so I win.
...
Did I tell you I'm drving through Wisconsin this weekend?

miss daisy?

say cheese :)

Cheese & onion rings.

Curdling scream.

The ice came flying; we cringed away, & washed it down with a little Ample Heine.

i know a girl with an ample heiny........but i never tell her

The last time I came here was weeks ago.

Shush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat

And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

Sorry, I dozed off for a moment.

You Emo Bitch.

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Eat my head.

blow is just a figure of speech isn't it?

I thought "blow" meant something else, my love.

for some reason I think of a cock tiller . . .

cockapiller_by_imamon

Did I tell you about how she woke me up this morning?

hope it was silently; damn things are everywhere anymore...

Sweet Jane Infante.

If you thought that was going to distract them, you might be right.

Another donut?

I ate the sprinkled one.

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