in a pig's ass they will...

So pork rinds are pig hemorrhoids? :confused:

Shhhhhhh!! You've got to keep it down, otto. I think they're getting close.

I was walking by the broom closet a moment ago and I thought I heard otto in there saying he was going to grind his pig's hemorroids. That otto! is full o'fun!

Hey, what was he doing in the broom closet?!

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hanky-panky is afoot

I think that all right-thinking people are right! (WATMP)

my shameful chia pet addiction

oh damn..I dropped my last good parabolic mic.

i love you ring very much for whatever reason...probably because youve been to the spy store.

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pic up the mic very quietly.

Fly into
this face, & don't mind
all the teeth.

shh... shh...

HI MADGE! YOU'RE BACK EARLY.... :paranoid:

wink, wink.

Who was it coulda been fast-tracked to a saint-hood or had such wonderful nipples on the front page today?

I am a breatharian.

Don't fuck with my airways, I'll do it myself.

(Did that help?)

Those who listen should probably get off their lazy asses, to gain perspectives.

I heard Steve tried maximizing ROI by leverage his ass. I believe he has yet to garner any perspective. Some folks just don't listen.

And others do listen, sometimes with their drinking glasses. Its hard though when your ass is levered up in the air.

Im thirsty.

Apparently Steve's thinking outside of the box won't realize the sort of gains required. He'll need to think outside the warehouse altogether to optimize his revenue realization.

/ Thinking outside the box? Why is it always a box?

Thinking outside the boxers in public may get you arrested.

Wow, that was so good I still have chills running up and down my spine...let's do it again but keep it down low. No point getting them all involved.

The hairs on my arms are standing at attention.

My ears are pricked.

Please pass the green bean casserole.

Push me that paper, please.

Each of us should have one now...open it and read the instructions. We'll meet at the designated place and as usual, Shhhhhh.

White shoes after labor day....

I can't believe you actually said that out loud ...

I'm speechless until next time

Are the voices in my head disturbing you?

...hey, who said that? Hello, anybody in here?...

The echoes are deafening ...

hi jewels...mums the word

Why you talkin' about my mum behind her back?

...and a nice back it is, I'm sure.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? ....ummmm, no sir I have to leave now

They are soooo going to get you for that. :paranoid:

Shhh, you'll wake up the grumpkins

/me tiptoes through the tulips, ukelele slung over his shoulder, looking for miss vickie...

Hmm, what's that? Oh. I could have sworn I heard my name...

It's better to ignite a single thoughtform than to curse the dimness.

Damn! I can't see a thing ...

...fuckin' dark in here. Mind if I light a spark?....http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif
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My god, it's full of stars.

twinkle, twinkle...sheesh...

Where's the bat?
I saw no bat.
Is there a bat in here?
It could get in somebody's hair.
OOh, doughnuts!

/ Like a tea tray in the sky...

tea tray or tea pot? If we remain quiet, we can hear it whistle...

I'm a little teapot short and stout...in Sagittarius

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C'mon, ring!
Like you were meant to.
Fear not, love.

Wasting posts,
again I have to,
making points.

I know that you knew
where I am going with this:
to basic hardness.

But you'll not show fear,
because you are made of steel,
and beyond the pale.

Indomitable
and unerring, glorious,
please stay forever.