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in a pig's ass they will...
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So pork rinds are pig hemorrhoids? :confused:
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Shhhhhhh!! You've got to keep it down, otto. I think they're getting close.
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I was walking by the broom closet a moment ago and I thought I heard otto in there saying he was going to grind his pig's hemorroids. That otto! is full o'fun!
Hey, what was he doing in the broom closet?! * hanky-panky is afoot |
I think that all right-thinking people are right! (WATMP)
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my shameful chia pet addiction
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oh damn..I dropped my last good parabolic mic.
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i love you ring very much for whatever reason...probably because youve been to the spy store.
* pic up the mic very quietly. |
Fly into
this face, & don't mind all the teeth. |
shh... shh...
HI MADGE! YOU'RE BACK EARLY.... :paranoid: wink, wink. |
Who was it coulda been fast-tracked to a saint-hood or had such wonderful nipples on the front page today?
I am a breatharian. Don't fuck with my airways, I'll do it myself. (Did that help?) Those who listen should probably get off their lazy asses, to gain perspectives. |
I heard Steve tried maximizing ROI by leverage his ass. I believe he has yet to garner any perspective. Some folks just don't listen.
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And others do listen, sometimes with their drinking glasses. Its hard though when your ass is levered up in the air.
Im thirsty. |
Apparently Steve's thinking outside of the box won't realize the sort of gains required. He'll need to think outside the warehouse altogether to optimize his revenue realization.
/ Thinking outside the box? Why is it always a box? |
Thinking outside the boxers in public may get you arrested.
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Wow, that was so good I still have chills running up and down my spine...let's do it again but keep it down low. No point getting them all involved.
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The hairs on my arms are standing at attention.
My ears are pricked. Please pass the green bean casserole. |
Push me that paper, please.
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Quote:
Each of us should have one now...open it and read the instructions. We'll meet at the designated place and as usual, Shhhhhh. |
White shoes after labor day....
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I can't believe you actually said that out loud ...
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I'm speechless until next time
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Are the voices in my head disturbing you?
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...hey, who said that? Hello, anybody in here?...
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The echoes are deafening ...
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hi jewels...mums the word
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Why you talkin' about my mum behind her back?
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...and a nice back it is, I'm sure.
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? ....ummmm, no sir I have to leave now |
They are soooo going to get you for that. :paranoid:
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Shhh, you'll wake up the grumpkins
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/me tiptoes through the tulips, ukelele slung over his shoulder, looking for miss vickie...
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Hmm, what's that? Oh. I could have sworn I heard my name...
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It's better to ignite a single thoughtform than to curse the dimness.
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Damn! I can't see a thing ...
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...fuckin' dark in here. Mind if I light a spark?....http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../4th_1star.gif
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My god, it's full of stars.
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twinkle, twinkle...sheesh...
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Where's the bat?
I saw no bat. Is there a bat in here? It could get in somebody's hair. OOh, doughnuts! / Like a tea tray in the sky... |
tea tray or tea pot? If we remain quiet, we can hear it whistle...
I'm a little teapot short and stout...in Sagittarius http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eapotcolor.jpg |
C'mon, ring!
Like you were meant to. Fear not, love. Wasting posts, again I have to, making points. I know that you knew where I am going with this: to basic hardness. But you'll not show fear, because you are made of steel, and beyond the pale. Indomitable and unerring, glorious, please stay forever. |
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