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Can I eat the other two?
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I try to chew quietly, but sometimes I just can't chew with my mouth closed.
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Flying by me, they appeared to be enjoying their donuts.
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Speak up! I can't hear you over their damn sirens!
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let's pour hot wax in their ears...
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Getting arrested for domestic abuse wouldn't help. Let's order some take-out.
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Foreign abuse arrests our waiting time in line.
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There just aren't enough accidents.
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we're just quietly waiting for them to happen...
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remember, safety is no accident... avoid safety at all costs.
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ok, I can't shut up any longer! are they still around?
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Yeah. Let's talk about some lottery somewhere as if it matters. That's sure to confuse them.
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reading is quiet...I can do that The Lottery--Shirley Jackson
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do you think that "they" know that you're 40 now,and are soon to be "in" depends?:orly: |
Talk to my mind,
not to my hand. eye to eye, face to face. The best god damn place. |
good idea, ring. If they show up again I'm gonna stare 'em down...quietly though.
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/me tries to do the "hairy eyeball" thing...
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Apply some hair of the dog, and try again.
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shhh...but quietly riddle me this: don't some dogs have hair, others fur? why?
"furry eyeball"? |
/me sees all...
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Eyes speak louder than words.
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Sometimes they bite too.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...Corinthian.png |
Did you see that big spider in the corner?
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/me whispers, "eeekk!!!"
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Made ya' look.
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I see nothing, NOTHING!
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Call 911! Call 911!
(You can bet they won't respond: 500 to 1?) |
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