The spread you dealt,
I cannot encompass,
& would never.

Donut eaters!
Listen.
& then get it.

ah, yes...and lotus eaters...

there's a bug buzzing in my ear so I might not hear them for a while

"Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad" & "There's only one thing worse..."

there's something familiar about the rug-burns on their chins...

they're keeping very low to the ground in their efforts to remain undetected...

Is a good thing we've deployed the heat sensitive trained nightcrawlers, then.
Or was I not supposed to say that?

They're brilliant for a bit of angling nightcrawlers are. Caught a tench the size of David Beckham's ego on a nightcrawler. Had to use a towing lorry to get it out of the water, though.

de gustibus non disputandum...

quisnam nidor paciscor

is that really "who smelt it, dealt it?"

am I one of "them" sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm going to the C-B&W









cold beer and wine store..........



don't tell them.

They already know.

Probably not. Best I could do with my rudimentary Latin.

left my vocab tools down in florida; best translation i could come up with...

if the can hear it, they can't understand it...

See...didn't I say way back in this thread somewhere that they might be from Utah?

When they're asleep we can fill their ears with molten wax and gouge their eyes out with red hot irons :thumbsup:

The founder of LDS lives upstairs, but he's dyslexic.

Perhaps he should take two golden tablets with Orange Juice.

I love it when people listen, & more so when they hear...did you get some more tin foil for us?

tin is a wonderful metal, though I would humbly offer some gold foil since it has such a rich color. If you look into it you can see yourself smiling.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6_dei_gold.jpg

hope it's a quiet smile...

Yeah, but I've always been noisy.

...so how's the Western Front doin' now adays?

Same old same old. Watching what I eat. Excercizing. You know, battling the bulge.

eat "nuts..."

Consider me a squirrel.
I hate squirrels.

(Heh)

I can't believe you said that.

i didn't say it, mcauliffe did...

So, how are the kids?

they're eating ivy...

wouldn't you?

Though it suppresses extraneous noises and helps us keep quieter, I've come to hate English Ivy, at least in my garden and wherever it creeps upward on my property. I rip out every little sprig of it I find so as to give my beloved pachysandra a better chance...so the pachy has now taken over their areas, to my liking. mums the word

mares eat oats, but they chew a little noisily for this thread...

Wasn't Achillie D'Ivee the Mayor of East Doats?

i think that was east jesus...

they could be hiding behind the trees, listening to our very whispers...

(the "v" in my keyboard is sticking...i think i chortled some cream sherry onto it the other night...don't tell anybody...)

i need a good chortle...but a quiet one.

he who laughs last :expressionless:

They give me the creeps, so I win.
...
Did I tell you I'm drving through Wisconsin this weekend?

miss daisy?

say cheese :)

Cheese & onion rings.

Curdling scream.

The ice came flying; we cringed away, & washed it down with a little Ample Heine.

i know a girl with an ample heiny........but i never tell her

The last time I came here was weeks ago.

Shush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat

And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

Sorry, I dozed off for a moment.

You Emo Bitch.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ing-mantis.jpg

Eat my head.

blow is just a figure of speech isn't it?

I thought "blow" meant something else, my love.

for some reason I think of a cock tiller . . .

cockapiller_by_imamon

Did I tell you about how she woke me up this morning?

hope it was silently; damn things are everywhere anymore...

Sweet Jane Infante.

If you thought that was going to distract them, you might be right.

Another donut?

I ate the sprinkled one.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ntitled-16.jpg

Can I eat the other two?

I try to chew quietly, but sometimes I just can't chew with my mouth closed.

Flying by me, they appeared to be enjoying their donuts.

Speak up! I can't hear you over their damn sirens!

let's pour hot wax in their ears...

Getting arrested for domestic abuse wouldn't help. Let's order some take-out.

Foreign abuse arrests our waiting time in line.

There just aren't enough accidents.

we're just quietly waiting for them to happen...

That Depends.

remember, safety is no accident... avoid safety at all costs.

ok, I can't shut up any longer! are they still around?

Yeah. Let's talk about some lottery somewhere as if it matters. That's sure to confuse them.

reading is quiet...I can do that The Lottery--Shirley Jackson

do you think that "they" know that you're 40 now,and are soon to be "in" depends?:orly:

Talk to my mind,
not to my hand.

eye to eye,
face to face.


The best god damn place.

good idea, ring. If they show up again I'm gonna stare 'em down...quietly though.

/me tries to do the "hairy eyeball" thing...

Apply some hair of the dog, and try again.

shhh...but quietly riddle me this: don't some dogs have hair, others fur? why?

"furry eyeball"?

/me sees all...

Eyes speak louder than words.

Sometimes they bite too.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...Corinthian.png

Did you see that big spider in the corner?

/me whispers, "eeekk!!!"

turkey...small turkey...

I see nothing, NOTHING!

there's more than one way to defend ourselves

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ugeeyesout.jpg

Call 911! Call 911!

(You can bet they won't respond: 500 to 1?)