oh, like the teddy bear's picnic...

Psst, someone get the tinfoil. Quietly.

I usually get great reception over there.

Shhhh...don't tell them about getting great reception or they'll be as good as we are!!!

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Choppers.....

My farm buddies are laughing heartily right now.

When it doubt, blame it on the ghosts.

tinfoil?

someone mentioned tinfoil?


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My eyes ><.

Careful, they might see you.

Hmmm.... thought I heard something coming from in here. Guess not....

hush, my darlings...we can go to sleep now...quiet quiet sleep.

Zzzzz hey zzzz where am I?

shhhh, time to wake up and be quiet again

Hey put a lid on it, will ya? I hear the whir of the tape recorder.

Geez Shelly, what did you eat for lunch?

*sniff*
*sniff*
*Foghorn*

Most fascinating. The dead possum entryway swag is avant-garde in an interesting sort of way, but it might be better with a coat or 12 of shellac.

damn! there goes the alarm system...

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

Psssssssssst. Your tears are rusting.

Perhaps a bit of oil dear Dorothy?

hello darkness, my old friend...

It's a little know fact that one can have excellent conversations with cheese. I've unburdened myself to a block of cheddar before. I must say that cheese listens to you like no other dairy product. However, you have to be careful to get a cheese that can understand you. Parmesan, for instance, is a fine condiment and a lovely appetizer with some sliced fennel, but unless you're fluent in Italian, it won't do much for you as a confidant.

I dunno, TH. I've found that 'shrooms work for me. They mind their own business, the stench keeps the unwanted away and then we can eat the evidence.

Haven't we all eaten donuts?

And they are delicious with Cheese. Sauteed up in some butter, splash of sauterns, a little garlic, over toasted sourdough then into the broiler with some Manchego (I do speak Spanish), garnish with a sprig of thyme.

(* Slurp slurp *)

Course, if you eat enough mushrooms, they will make you a fun guy. :paranoid:

Conversationally, speaking, though, I get a whole mushroom paradigm works better in a corporate setting - kept in the dark and fed a diet of... ungulate by-product.

Sold! I'll take 'em.

Ungulate product? :cringe: You can't say that to a girl who was raised Jewish.

I prefer doughnuts.

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Hedgehog in the Hole!

dunkin' donuts are quieter...

doughnuts sound quieter than donuts don't they

True, but waterboarding doughnuts can get you actionable carbohydrates.

in a quiet, desperate way...

Better to eat doughnuts than be eaten by wolves, which reminds me...better if they had been born in the open pasture and suckled by a wolf, that they might have seen with clearer eyes what field they were called to labor in. So just shut up.

I think we may have romed far afield of the topic at hand, and if they hear, they're likley to remus out. I suppose better a wolf than a tiber, though.

Carl has been seen walking around with a new clipboard... kiss-ass.

Nothing necessarily wrong with that. If you ever need to cover a lot of distance in an office without being accosted, carry a clipboard and look worried. No one wants to pet a burning dog, and the illusion of flammability is but a clipboard away.

shhh... they're here.

/me peeks around the corner...

I really like your ... shoes.
;-)

I will not listen to them anymore.

If at all possible, don't make eye contact with them. If you absolutely must make eye contact, don’t blink a lot. But if you must, try to blink slowly. Blinking too much means you’re nervous, or worse, they may think you have an eye muscle disorder.

I refuse to smell them. If you inadvertently inhale their fumes, something bad will probably happen. I won't even attempt to speculate.

Yeah, ever since their major label debut, it's obvious that they've sold out.

I was once speculated... I think. I'm not sure. Hey look... muffins!

Maybe we should just disappear? I don't wanna...

Be cool. Change the subject.
So, How 'bout them Rays?

Luv the sunshine, as long as I'm wearin' my lead lined suit.

Shhhh... I'm going to take a quick peek around the corner.

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What will they do, shoot me?

How do we know they're not talking about us?...has any one of us infiltrated their ranks?

ouch...

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...bless you

It whistles a bit in a breeze, but I'm OK.

Maybe we should use your whistle as a decoy...quick, run that way >>> and maybe they'll follow you!

That'll never work. Use a moose call instead.

Here. You can borrow mine.
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Just get it back to me Wednesday. I want to see if I can lure Caribou Barbie into the sack while she's still crushed by defeat.

...talk about defeat, has anyone seen Big Foot lately?....I suspect he's one of them!!!

Last time I saw bigfoot, he and Steve Austin were having a beer in McLean.

...please keep this on the low low hush hush wink wink....but you're all invited to Mike's Pub down the corner to celebrate the Phillies 2008 World Series Championship, watch the parade and fun...I'm buying. But don't tell "them". See ya there.

I need to purchase some more Q-Tips.

/me "heard" that...

Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat

...knock, knock, knock...hi, is this the prayer meeting? (it's so quiet in here)

No no no no no
Yes
No
Something more respectable. Yes. Poker game.

...if walls could talk

...poker players, huh :orly:

...okay then...show me your best poker faces (but don't let "them" see). I'll pick a winner.

...i'm not allowed to do attachments yet so this is the best i can do: :expressionless: (not exactly "Lady Gaga")

Shell, shhhh...keep it down or they'll hear us....notice I'm whispering...


Shell, I met Lady Gaga before she become as famous as she is now...my nephew dated her, he was going to Columbia music school in NYC and met her there and brought her to a family get-together. She seemed like a normal nice girl.

This is one of my poker faces. You can't see me but I'm just about to raise another one

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ouch ...poker in face would hurt.

Tophat, if they show their faces, poke 'em with that.

looks suspiciously like top's face...

....:orly: hmmm

....only 2 poker faces at the poker table?

...C'mon uncle phil...show us your best poker face.

...Still laughing at tophat's...which ruined MY poker face...

:expressionless: :lol: ....silently of course shhh

shell

i always thought it was "liquor in the front and poker in the rear"

...good one uncle phil! It's a 3-way tie. Here's a poker face for ya':
(once you've seen the first 3 seconds, you've seen the whole thing)

Hey what are you guys talking about?

Whatever it is, do it quietly or they might hear us. By the way, Astrocloud, why are you asking us this question when you started this insane journey.

I'll shout it from the rooftops!

My re-animation potion was a success!

Astrocloud has retuned.

I'm just a gadfly on the wall.
Flies don't understand human speech,
so swat me. (just to be safe)

ring, most of them just heard you...

shhhh, I have an idea...how about we don't talk...just use smoke signals or sign language? Great idea?

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http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...talk-withb.gif

or smoking hot housewives ...quiet ones ...ssshhhhh

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If Oscar Wilde was here, he might feel a bit miffed.

not milfed?

How can I be one of them when it is YOU who is one of them......

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/v...rd%20alien.jpg

Ahhh, now I see your scheme. You'll sneak back in here and attempt to divide us, turn us against each other. It's all too obvious who is one of them...Astrocloud.

I say we give Astrocloud the silent treatment!

but not deadly...

...maybe "them" are already dead. Maybe zombies, maybe ghosts...would someone please turn the lights up....shiver

:paranoid:

i know i did.........

I know you, like the back of my hand.
I bet you like the front, too.

grin grin grin grin grin

you're so funny...(in a quiet way, of course...)

Whenever I notice the title of this thread, for some reason my mind tells me it should be in Member's Playground.

gg, i hope it's a very quiet mind - don't want them to hear, doncha know...

good point.

you mean like a show of hands?

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asking for cards on the table?


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...i think my eyes just came...or my brain just floated...


...something trippy definitely happened in my skull.

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let 'em out...

I don't hear anything...anybody hear anything?