port moresby?

I always think New Guinea looks like a brontosaurus. Port Moresby is on the tail end and I'm a lot closer to the head end.

Are you in the Indonesian (Western) part of the brontosaurus?

yes

near manokwari?

I'm a bit over 200 miles S.E. of Manokwari. Not right on the coast.

This is a natural place but "man" is having a major impact here and if you can also keep the superlative thing in mind you'll be golden.

puncak jaya?

Close but no cigar. You can probably see me from there but that's not where I am.

mt. wilhelm?

Nope, but the word "berg" means mountain and that's part of the name of where I am.

ah, the grasberg mine, the largest gold mine in the world...

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well done, you found the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow

You're up next, unc. Or down in case you find another big hole. Though this giant hole is up anwyay since it's at 14,000 ft. above sea level.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...E-9620_lrg.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ndonesia-1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sberg_mine.jpg

ok, come and find me now...

are you on a steamboat floating down the old miss?

i'm proud but mary i'm not...

how about the WH?

i am a city in the western hemispherical...

I decided to try Google Earth to find you (see below) so I put "uncle phil" in the search box and one place it suggested was Uncle Phil's in Kings Park, NY. Are you there?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../unclephil.jpg

nope, i'm still just a city...

Are you in the NH?

yup...

sofa?

yup...

So it seems you might have parked the steamboat. Are you now on the east side of the mrs.?

i are...

...and south of the 40?

north of the 40...

East of Michigan?

i yam east of michigan...

along a coast (great lake or ocean included)?

the state i am in coasts a great lake and a ocean...

...so it must be New York?

That seems like it would have to be true.

Are you east of 81?

it's true; and i must be east of i-81...

are you east of 287?

edit: umm, 87?

i am east of i-87...

are you south of Saugerties?

i am south of saugerties...

are you on the east side of the Hudson?

i am east of the hudson...

(clue - what has been my theme the past several times i 'hid' from y'all?)

Just looked around but didn't see anything along that theme. I'll have to look harder.

But while I was harder, I did stop by Bangall, NY for a few quickies.

south of bangall...

As far south as Millbrook?

souther than millbrook...

are you souther than Mahopac?

i am also souther than mahopac...

clue: i am in westchester county...

are you south of Sleepy Hollow?

i am...

(and yes, where i am has to do with breasts...)

does the name of where you are have "chest" in it?

For example, her westchester is a bit larger than her eastchester.

it does not have "chest" in the name...

Are you east of Sleepy Hollow Road?

i am considerably south of sleepy hollow road, whiich ends several miles north of me...

Are you south of 287?

i am south of I-287...

So you're on Staten Island? If you are, no wonder I couldn't find you before....btw, I just looked around there and still didn't see anyplace related to tits...but I'll keep looking...you can run, but you can't hide...well, you can hide but hopefully we'll find you and your tits.

already told ya, i'm in westchester county...

oops, I looked at I-278 instead of 287. Dyslexic was I for a minutes few.

Are you south of Tuckahoe?

i am southeast of tuckahoe...

still can't find anything tit related

Are you east of Pelham?

i am approximately one mile east of pelham...

Are you having memories of mammaries in Mamaroneck?

i'm approximately two miles south of mamaroneck...

That looks like it would that place you in Larchmont. Are you at some "tit-illating" place in Larchmont?

i'm abount a mile and a half southwest of larchmont...

Are you on Palmer Avenue, somewhere?

nope, just looking for a town/city...

It seems this would put you in New Rochelle, but what connection is there to tits?

I did find this report about New Rochelle:

The Journal News is reporting that the City of New Rochelle has agreed to pay $75,000 to settle a lawsuit alleging police brutality. In a lawsuit filed on October 17, 2008, Zane Taranto, then a student at Iona College, alleged that Police Officer Timothy Adrian and five other unnamed officers beat him, threw him to the ground and stomped on him.

Police Officer Adrian is one of the officers involved in the infamous New Rochelle Police Department P.A.C.T Unit Fantasy Football League (PFFL). Adrian is listed as the "owner" of the Jack Daniels Boys.

The PFFL web sites display fantasy football team names, team web sites and helmet decals that glorify a brutish, hard-drinking, gangster mentality among officers within the unit. Teams owned by New Rochelle police officers, including many high ranking officers, reference organized crime, vigilantism, police brutality, alcohol abuse, and a hostile misogynistic attitude towards women Participating officers have owned teams with names which include Midnight Mutha F*s, Kill 'em All, The Hitmen, Bad Boyz, Goodfellas, New Jack City, Tuxedo Mafia, The Enforcers, Jack Daniels Boys, Da Drunks and Tits 'N' Ass.

The two web sites include page upon page of graphic pornography including nude and semi-nude images of women: morbidly obese women, an elderly woman, a transexual "woman", a nude, heavily-tattooed woman standing naked, leaning back while holding a massive chainsaw between her legs pointing outwards to suggest a penis. The two web sites also indicate that officers organized and engaged in illegal gambling involving hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past 12 years.

Sorry to jump in so late, but are you at Titus Millpond?
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Lindy

i am in new rochelle...

this lady was born here...

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you seem to be a winner, nick...

a win is a win, so I victoriously accept


I don't have a place yet but will try to find one very soon and post back.

<ahem> I take it that the operative term was "try"?

i know a place...

sorry for my delayed inspiration but ...I'll try harder to get it going today

OK, where in the world am I?

Are you on top of the world?

at this moment, yes. I'm sure since if I look up, I only see sky.

are you standing in the northern hemisphere where you're looking up?

Based on the star formations I saw last night, I would say definitely yes, I'm in the NH.

wh?

another yes!

Alaska.

are you standing on your sofa?

I am on my sofa. But not in the Alaska part...not until that bimbo Palin leaves.

this one?

http://i.min.us/idH32y.jpg

meanwhile, east of the mrs?

yes east of the mrs.

Maybe I'll reconsider my party affiliation since now I see she trimmed her twat and has nice tits, and Obama doesn't.

north of the 40?

south of the 30?

North of the 40, so ergo, not south of the 30.

Sorry you couldn't both be right. Unless I head north of the 40 and keep going all the way around and then I would eventually be heading north toward the 30...in that case, yes.

Funny. Did you have a good 4th?

Are you north of the 45th?

does the state you are in border on the atlantic?

I had a great 4th, I hope you did, too. I love fireworks and we had a couple big ones locally. First down in our little town they had the typical great show like every year and I can walk to this one, only two blocks from home; then when that's over we take a quick ride to a hillside overlooking the Phila Art Museum where they had a huge show later in the evening after the concerts there ended. I lubricated my evening with a summer shandy beer which I would never have thought I'd like, since it has lemonade in it. But ever since I tasted it I've been happily drinking more...this is Leinenkugel Summer Shandy from Wisconsin

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...food/leine.jpg

I am south of the 45, and the state I'm in does not border the Atlantic. I am at a historically significant place inside a city.

are you in massachusetts?

nope

connecticut?

no connecting or cutting by you or I

new jerk?

no jerks here, not to mention new j's has an Atlantic coast. Look under the beer bottle above.

You're not at the Leinenkugel's Brewery in Chippewa Falls, are you?

my misread...

vermont?

only in spirit...in this game I'm way east of there

but not in Vermont