ps: unless I can figure out how to post from my little iphone screen, I won't be posting until late Thursday night since I'll be flying to Tampa soon. Hope to find cigars and a nice dinner there tonight.

northern hemisphere, yes.

not eastern hemisphere.

USofA?

In your Chevrolet.
(yes)

east of mrs. sippy?

south of the 40?

Not east of Mrs. Hippy, and yes, south of the 40.

landlocked state?

oh, and by the way, i'll be on the road from tomorrow early AM until tuesday AM, wending my way back to upstate new york for the summer...

Yes, a landlocked state.

And I'm in a place from a palindrome.:rolleyes:

kansas?

I grew up in Kansas, but I'm not hiding there.

New Mexico?

azirona?

I'm not hiding in New Mexico or azirona. Or Arizona, either.:rolleyes:

near the beaches of oklahoma?

Yes, Oklahoma. Where the wind comes sweepin' 'cross the plain. Where even Easy Evie says nooooo.

are you west of I-35?

are you south of I-40?

I'm not west of I-35.

Nope, I'm not south of I-40.

I bet everybody's heard a song about this Okie town, where I'm hangin'.

Lindy

are you hangin' with some Okies from Muskogee?

And Evie's known to be a slut.:)

Nope.

Are you in Tulsa?

Ourcrazymodern is the winner! Tulsa is where I is!:thumbsup:

"a slut nixes sex in Tulsa" is the palindrome:)

The song is from the great Bob Wills...

OOPS....A FEW TOO LATE. Nice find, Ocm?



I was googling "easy evie" and found this one, who is apparently "...an up-and-coming male-to-female transsexual model. Since starting a full-time transition just over 1 year ago she's discovered a new side..." so my best wishes go out to Easy Evie in the persuit of her true sexuality.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...7/easyevie.jpg

Lindy,
are you North of Rt. 412?

Not blushing, though a slut was impossible to not transpose, I'm here. Find me.

WH?

No.

SH?

No...& I don't like saying that.

South of 40th parallel?

ruh-roh! No...

in Europe?

in asia?

hi unc...are you north yet?

Ocm?, are you in Africa?

I'm in Europe, & just north of the 40.

Are you in Spain?

No, I am not.

i'm north - are you in a landlocked country?

in Italy?

Yes. Yay!

san marino?

(one of two landlocked countries in italy...)

are you somewhere in Rome?

Are you south of Naples?

If I was in Italy I'd be in Maranello getting a tour of the Ferrari factory and facilities. Will I meet you there?

well...

BadNick, yes, I'm somewhere in Rome. Though I've never been there in person, I might have been.

Lindy, Naples would put me south of the 40, wouldn't it?

uncle phil, you could say I'm a little landlocked.

are you full of baloney in Bologna?

I also have a morbid fascination with Mortadella but there isn't a city with that name :(

so, if you're in a landlocked country, you're either in san marino or the vatican...

i'm confused here...

"Landlocked" shouldn't confuse you, uncle phil, countrywise. BadNick, you've garnered two yesses. I daresay no baloney gets stored where I am, but maybe I should google that...

genoa...

though i'm still confused after the two yeses to my guess and nick's guess above - the yes. and yay!...

I'm sorry, uncle phil, I miscounted. BadNick has three yays under his belt. Europe, Italy, Rome. The other bits were only clues, as was that.

are you north of the Villa Borghese?

venice?

No, BadNick, I am south of there, by a little over four miles, & a bit to the east.

uncle phil, another clue, I am in Rome.

are you a tourist attraction?

Are you waiting for uncle phil to join you at Circolo del Golf di Roma?

yes, & no.

that fountain place, i think it's trevi?

No, though where I am might be damp.

the pontine marshes?

Are you at the Aqua Claudia aqueduct?

No, & no, but like most of that aqueduct, I'm underground.

anio novus?

are you at one of the Mythraic temples?

uncle phil, I'm not on an aqueduct.

BadNick, I'm about a mile wnw of the golf course you mentioned.

via appia antica?

are you at the Necropolis under the Vatican? (aka the Scavi)

Yes, uncle phil.
No, BadNick.

Do you remember Mr. French in "Family Affair"?

The Appian Way as it appeared in Piranesi's imagination (1756).

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...a_piranese.jpg
Artist: Giovanni Battista Piranesi (1720–1778)
Title: Le antichità Romane, t. 2, tav. II. "Appian Way", Piranesi's frontispiece for "La antichità romane", T. II

So...place me specifically.

the catacombs?

Yes, but not "the most venerable & most renowned of Rome" as Pope John XXIII called those of San Callisto...

oops...I thought that was a win for unc.

are you at the Catacombs of Prætextatus?

(These are found along the via Appia, and were built at the end of 2nd century. They consist of a vast underground burial area, at first in pagan then in Christian use, housing various tombs of Christian martyrs. In the oldest parts of the complex may be found the "cubiculum of the coronation", with a rare depiction for that period of Christ being crowned with thorns, and a 4th century painting of Susanna and the old men in the allegorical guise of a lamb and wolves.)

i hear all these yeses, but no win...

i'm done...

...?

Okay, phil, the address is on the appian way. You might have thought of Mr. French so you could approach 136. Go for it, if you aren't really done yet.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...w=1004&bih=612

last guess: catacombe di san sebastiano?

if I squint my eyes real hard, this seems like my first guess: Catacombs of Domitilla?

When I said go for it...we now look for you.:)

ok, find me...

Are you somewhere in the Western Hemisphere?

(I just wrote all that out to make sure I still can ;) )

i am sweltering in the western hemisphere...

are you sweltering on a hot sofa?

Are you on an island?

nick - yes...

lindy - no...

besides sweltering, has your weather been violent?

not particularly...

is the word "steam" in the name of where you are?

no...

Are you way south of the 40?

i am south of the "40..."

Are you on a peninsula?

no...

have you got a coastline?

Are you in a valley?

the place i am in is not on a coast, nor is it in a valley...

Are you in the Pacific time zone?

are you sweltering at a desert?

no and no...

Are you sweltering because of the weather?