I need help.

Its not what you think and believe that counts, its what you say and do..

So I do.

im sitting in an empty house here in only a towel around me

I am getting lonely not working and staying home with kids all day.

i need to lose at least five pounds...

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it
Mark Twain

...i'm taking the #9 bus

I need to go to the store for bread and milk. I dont want to
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Phone service has been castrated completely in our area for almost
two hours now, even 911. No local calls, nada zilch.

I'll look at the solar activity.

Time for bonfires and wet blankets, I spose.

(i'm trying so hard not to have a mental image of a castrated telephone...)

rain/fog makes for wet golf...

...kilroy was here

I am not at my best in the morning.

They cut off Ma Bells!

I need to loose a LOT of weight

Women typically overestimate the amount of weight they need to lose.

Well I'm not one of those annoying thin chicks that thinks I'm fat when I weight more then 105 pounds, I had three babies ( to of which are under 2 years old). And I have no energy, I feel so tired all the time. I need some good vitamins, anyone know of any besides One a days, they make me sick.:)

What I am getting at is that you only need to lose enough weight to make you feel good, and then you will look good. The Missus lost like 175lbs by going on weight watchers and becoming a gym rat and a food nazi after our second. I think she would have done better to stop at about 100. That's just my opinion, though. I prefer woman shaped women.

I didn't mean to sound annoyed or upset by your post, I just know when some women say they need to lose a lot of weight they are usually to self critical. I probably don't need to lose a whole lot of weight, I just feel like I need more energy to take care of my kids. Its a health concern more then how I look. My husband loves me just the way I am. I'm lucky.

Truth: I sometimes put my foot in my mouth.

Because I know that, I figured I ought to clarify, whether you took it amiss or not. But thanks for telling me not.

I am not posting this right now. It's true, think about it.

My soulmate is married...to someone else.

tonight is pizza night...

...there's a fine line between stupid and clever

my lawn needs mowing, it's raining, and i probably won't get any golf in today...

The value of my negative net worth is approximately the inverse of my annual salary.

(And the more I talk and think about this, the sooner I'll rectify it.)

golfed between rainstorms; it sucked...

I don't look good in a burkha.

On June 20'th, 2009:

I looked hot in this attire:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_1008.jpg


Wanting to be comfortable in the oppressive heat and humidity -
kinda led to acting like a hyper-famous for the fatuous followers attitude.

ahhh...this Method stuff, works.

ring, on june 20, 2009, if that picture is any indication, you looked dehydrated to the point of extinction... :)

I'm at ring's again, & I brought the hostas this time...

Commando!

She's much too patient with me.

want not...

I'm a lucky sod.

Women are horrible people.

Women are wonderful, incredible, awesome, horrible people.

...but when she was bad, she was better.

My forehead is curling.

Your beauty belies my essence.

The horses kept their distance.

I lick it good.

I'm aggravated and annoyed and I don't know why. That makes it all the more irritating. :mad:

I see living people.

i finally got my lawn mowed...

My balls still need a shaving.

and so does my tongue.....

cd's tongue is not true...sorry...

We're having Johnsonville brats for dinner. She says to put a fork in it.

then how come it feels like its wearing a tweed jacket?????:grumpy:

I can't post here anymore.

but you will......

When you're right, you're right.

you think its easy being right all the time. I take no pleasure in it......

Orange juice, ironically, is, historically, orange in color.

The quick cure for being right all the time is marriage

this spoken by a guy with a fairy for an avatar...


Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.

Some of Australia's seafood imports, on the other hand, come from underseas.

She's making our breakfast, & I already had a snack.

The tub is scalding hot.

...then we spend the rest of our lives...

Monetary matters matter momentarily.

Stiil & all.

by and by, lord, by and by...

...

Anbesol would not have worked.

Shell! Can we borrow your slippers?

I'm coloring in my Robin Hood coloring book.

i'm watching the sun come out after a light afternoon rain...

No matter how early you get up, I can probably get your worm.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life...

I've slept with my friends girlfriend

Now what?

Concurrency is relative.

My cock hurts.

No, it doesn't.

yes it does

there's an antibiotic for that...

There's no cure for her.

Terminal Velocity.

That explains where all my skirts went.

Breaking fast with a beer.

Beer: Is there Nothing it cannot do?

I never witnessed one able to do their act inside me.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

never trust a smiling dog...

The Uzi, as cool as it is, is a lousy gun to get stuck with in combat today.

Never pet a burning dog.

Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.

As do I. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha.

I'm an excellent liar.

If I believed everything I heard, I'd be more confused than I am.:eek:

Correction: All of the time.


I need to buy a spare battery for my phone.

a doe is a deer, a female deer...

A Ray is an elasmobranch.

me is a name i call myself...

Vanilla is a flavour discernable to ordinary people.

The way the humans relate... all like particles in an atom smasher.

Random encounters with random bonds of random duration.

Gilbert Gottfried scares and fascinates me at the same time.

I want to dance in the rain, and forget about everything that's ever existed until now.



Also, lemonade is awesome.