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Post a Truth
Just to pull some of the negative karma off the Lie thread, post here. If you know it's true, let the rest of us know.
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life is indeed good...
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Truth is, I've wondered how long Hal will sacrifice the bandwidth to maintain some of our nonsense threads. I fear we are doomed. Other than that, life has been especially great lately and for the forseeable future.
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Truth must be too nonsensical for this forum.
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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is built into helium at a temerature of millions of degrees.
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i loves me some wobbly pops
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and me some B & Cs...
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There is no such thing as truth.
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I am in love...
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My ass is very itchy.
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/me didn't have any birdies yesterday...
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the wet head is dead...
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A penny saved is a penny not spent
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The truth is, I sent Hal some money to help pay for this bandwith,
But I must of sent it to the wrong address. Bummer. |
From the actual pages of my homework.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albu...2/homework.jpg My scrawl is hard to read: "Information science is boring. The good thing is you can always get one or two points by writing bullshit" truth. :thumbsup: |
safety is no accident.
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moss don't grow on a rolling stone...
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hair doesn't grow on phil's head, either........:lol:
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pj is a veritable font of information...
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amongst other things.......
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absinthe makes the heart grow flounder
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I ate street food last night and my stomach is getting rid of it rather quickly.
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I am so out of shape,
I pulled a muscle in my shoulder, tossing a toy to my dog this morning. |
never squat with your spurs on...
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Mosquito bites feel pleasurable to scratch.
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don't eat yellow snow...
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It's good to be the king.
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beer is good
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Christianity would be better off today if it focused more on beer & chips vs wine and fish
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sLovesBeer.jpg |
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The woman, R (that some of you know from my earliest journal submissions here at TFP), is a total bitch... I really hate being around her for long periods of time.
And she snores. |
I have a hungry heart.
(so does everybody) |
It's Friday in the USA!
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Captain Beefheart was born on a Wednesday.
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if you were born on this date in 1956, you would turn 13 today...
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Wet brain
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got my first eagle ever today...par-4 15th at river ridge...drove the green and drained a 20-footer...
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i am smarter than my cat.
but he still wins sometimes. |
I put a bra on today..cuz workmen will be here soon, to put in new
kitchen cabinets. My Bra is the new Burkha. |
i have only worn a bra once, for a hallowe'en party...
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If you guys insist, I'll supplement my recent posting here of me in a Miss America outfit with one of me in a wedding gown and bra filled with a few of my puffiest sweat socks. Truth is, I wore this gown to my sister's wedding. Sorry to ramble on, again, but a short funny story; a local republican politician was having a fund raising dinner in the next room from where our wedding was taking place, and one of his aides, probably seeing how cute I looked, had the guts to ask me to introduce him by saying a few words on the podium. Unbeknownst to them, I had a nonsense idea so when I got up there dressed like a bride but with a somewhat deep masculine voice, I said something about how "I first met Harry, our honored guest, in a bar downtown, I won't say which bar in case that may effect his voting base, but at that time I was wearing a more casual dress and he came up to me to ask me if I would vote for a guy like him. I said anybody who has the guts to ask me that in a transvestite bar has my vote" ...mostly got laughs but a few shocked quiet pauses, too. And that's the truth.
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Truth be held...
yikes..I mean truth be told... no I lied... |
Capitalization is important. It's the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse," and, "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
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ahhh, the good old days when I heard Alan Greenspan "talk" (ramble?") about the truths of capitalization. Truth is, I enjoyed his circumspect choice of words and language. |
I was kicked out of Brownie Scouts when I was eight years old.
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ring, we have something in common ...or not so common.
The first day I went to the local Boy Scouts meeting and joined, I got thrown out. The Scout Master was a retired Marine drill instructor, tough guy, he caught me messing around, ordered me to do 100 push ups, I said hell no I didn't do anything wrong, I got ordered to leave and never come back. A half hour later I went back and apologized and they took me back. I had a very happy fun time for the next few years, I really liked camping and learning about nature etc. The Scout Master turned out to be a very fair, caring man who taught us a lot. |
I objected to the scoutmaster's harsh treatment of one of my fellows.
I was sent home... My Air-Force Officer father agreed with me... he taught me all I needed to know... How to make a fire, safely How to operate a lawn-mower safely.. How to 'Fly Low' safely.... some fun... |
philadelphia is not closed...
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^ no it is not, but it seems like it will be flooded soon. I am getting my ark out of the garage. You are all welcome to come along, we shall repopulate the earth afterwards. Fun or not?
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Cool deal. I'll bring the Missus. Also, in case we spring a leak, I'll bring an ark-welder.
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cleveland municipal airport is closed...
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My computer is infected with an STD, (spyware trojan doohickey) called TrojanDownloader.xs..
The bastards. |
Such are the hazards of surfing the web without protection. Btw, it is true that I hate McAfee, Norton, and a few others. Truth is, lately I've been liking ESET NOD32 Antivirus, always active but never intrusive.
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I have re-arranged the telephone and its appendages,
to where I won't miss his call. |
it's dark outside...
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I am seven pages into what appears to be a very very very good book.
It may be some time before you hear from me again... |
Too many good books, not enough time to read them all. ring, if you mention the title of yours, I might add it to my "read on the beach this summer" list.
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Grits'n tuna ain't as bad as it might sound.
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Grits and tuna together is as bad as it sounds.
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I like grits, I like tuna. What could be bad? I would drizzle this with a good olive oil and a few drops of aged balsamic vinegar, and that's the truth. Oh yeah, a fine dry white wine with these fishy grits.
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/me birdied the 11th at crescent oaks today...
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I have mycoplasma... damn kids bring home all kinds of sickness.
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I deviate...sometimes I put my right shoe on before the left one...
such a deviant. |
Sometimes I do left first then right, other times arsy versy; shirt then pants, next day pants first. I often take different roads home for the change of pace. Variety is the spice of life.
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Spicy Deviants? That's what I'll call my new band. :D
Truth is, that ^ ^ ^ ^ is a total lie. |
eliot spitzer is still, as of this minute, the governor of NY state...
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uncle phil is still, as of this minute, a very warm and toasty snow-bird...
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pj speaks so much truth...
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Uncle Phil should be golfing...
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I'm melting, while listening to the sound of the snow melting off the roof.
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we live here
Prurience springs eternal.
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Yes we do
Soaking in a Hot Spring will keep us alive forever.
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fortune cookies are oriental...
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spice-traders are well travelled....
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Eliot Spitzer is an idiot...
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I am going away for the weekend and wish I didn't have to come back.
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My sister looks like that Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but she would not fuck the governor of NY.
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inhebriated...........
.............or however the hell you spell it. |
Leave some for us, Fly. I'm thirsty, too.
PS: yesterday morning/early afternoon I was downtown Philadelphia getting my boy a passport. He said he's thirsty so I suggest we step into Eulogy Belgian Tavern at 2nd & Chestnut ...place doesn't open til 5pm! |
It is 50 degrees Fahrenheit.. where I live.
I cannot remember the last time it has been this warm...I'm dizzy. |
It's never too early for some sunblock.
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it is 66f where i live right now...
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The face of the wind will not stop me.
Er...I meant, Liquidity is wholesome. |
Satiated.
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Guinness is good for you.
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Water is invigorating.
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Gasoline is expensive.
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roses are red...
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Breakfast is essential.
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The first might never be last and those that last might never get any sleep.
ring is insane. |
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