in shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on. hence the phrase, "goodnight, sleep tight."

I'm in lust with Mika Brzezinski, Morning Joe sucks without her.

Polak babes are taking over the world!...or should I say Polka babes?

I have the hots for Dorothy Krysiuk who does the morning TV traffic report on Fox29 in Philly...I don't care about the traffic report at all but I like to watch her move and breath. DK on left:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/DKonleft.jpg

I still have a crush on Davy Jones

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../davyjones.jpg

i try to look at things from a more grounded perspective...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...easurments.jpg

I believe a lot of things that aren't true.

in english pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...so in old england, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

hence the phrase "mind your Ps and Qs..."

new moon..0% of the moon is illuminated.

Some people failed in some endeavors and succeed in others.

This statement is completely pointless.

many years ago in england, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. when they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

I miss Geroge Carlin already

if you were to spell out numbers, you would have to go to "one thousand" until you found the letter "A..."

3x1=3

e^(iπ) = -1

Carl Williams

Even truth can turn to something fake.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../truthlogo.jpg

Truth Hardware recently announced a new economic alternative to traditional oil rubbed bronze plating, titled simply as Faux Bronze (FB).

It is blind ...

http://www.qaya.org/blog/wp-content/...old-bailey.jpg

... and kinda hot.

i am all out of truth...

Yesterday I popped into a 7-11 while on my morning walk to use the restroom and dispose of some coffee. In the restroom I had a mosquito for company.

Let me just say... worst blow job ever.

(Bullshit.)

I don't know how to play the fiddle.

I like to put a woman on a pedestal. It makes it easier to look up her skirt.

Four score and seven years ago, suffrage for women is obtained in Sweden and the Tau Epsilon Chi (TEX) Jewish High School Sorority is founded in Atlantic City, NJ.

I like to put a woman on my pedestal.

Strike that.

Metamorphosis is cool.

I wish I could fix things better.

was kinky friedman one of the foundling fathers?

Oh, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

i remember that...

My zip code in Oregon was 97103. My postal code in Mexico is 97301, no shit.

What about the "Asshole from El Paso?"

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... in to the future.

/me keeps on searchin' for a truth...

Howzabout this one, then: After some time on the phone with my friend & lover, I need to go buy another skirt.

I prefer a used and well-worn skirt sent from a friend & lover so I can smell her...maybe even use it as a pillow cover if I'm not hugging it. This is one component of a successful nasal sex thing.

This month's issue of Washingtonian is making the most use of its skills in photoshop.

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Jetée...I hate to beat a dead rabbit, but where the hell you been, bud?

(hopefully I can hotlink it thusly)
http://www.washingtonian.com/block_d...July.small.jpg

To answer truthfully: Been here, been there, trying to revive my life. Without any successful contacts in the States' and all my information gone, I'm "officially" dead until further notice; actually been this way since June the first of '07. It is actually quite a coincidence I happened upon this quote by ring:

Oh, it was you. My bad. :p
Sorry to say I don't rightly see the benefit of coming back to life in the West just yet. So, I'll keep floating and traveling as an apprentice-student.

I wish you could see the big grin on my face.
OCM? has sorely missed you as well.

Peace.

Jetée...maybe you need to pursue a hobbie, man.

I may be being repetitively redundant since I don't venture far out of Nonsense, so if you already discussed your dilemna with other illustrious TFP members and I missed it, exuse me...but if you have a hobbie/special interest and find other people interested in similar pursuits, that might lead to eternal pleasure and satisfaction...maybe? For example, do you like paintball? Or maybe crochet?

I like Little Debbie's Swiss Cake Rolls.

McKee Foods Corporation was founded in Chattanooga, TN in 1934 when a young
couple with a big dream pawned their new truck and bought Jack’s Cookie Company
with a down payment of $288 and a lot of hope. The couple was O.D. and Ruth
McKee, and their small bakery is now McKee Foods Corporation, the manufacturer
of America’s number-one snack cake, the Little Debbie® brand. How this bakery
grew from five employees and a few thousand dollars in yearly sales to more than
6,000 employees and more than $930 million in annual sales, is an inspirational story
of determination, focus, confidence, faith and family.

People are rarely as good, nor as bad, as their reputation.

I'm up late posting nonsense again.

Summertime
and the livin is easy.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent my last year in college.

I love the version sung by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong...well I also love how Paul Robeson sings that song.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rgyandBass.jpg

I posted here to help bury a another thread.

R.I.P.

I go camping with boys I love.

The "real" world prevails.

Can one put """ in a truth?

F=ma

v=d/t

E=mC^2

Those are all true.

I doubt I'll ever be content with the way my life is.

Today I am 21,583 days old...but I don't feel a minute over 20,000.

the moon does not shine...it reflects...

or quenches...

some rivers have tides.

Our new LG washing machine has Tide...and being a gadget-guy, I have to say this machine is pretty cool.

Retaliation is condoned by many religions.

Can I have an amen for condoning? sorry not a truth

Real Fact #357 - a baboon is a variety of lemon
Snapple - click on REAL FACTS

Tilted Nonsense has been a much better environment for my soul since stepping away from "serious" discussions in Tilted Politics. I've found nonsense to be refreshing, fun, stupid, creative, coy, flirtatious, intellectual, hilarious, punk-assed, confusing, retarded, clever, etc... but mostly a friendly place.

Of course you all know I'm full of shit... but there it is.

i sincerely thank you for sharing...

Rain on a fried egg tastes good, not bland.

I hereby nominate ottopilot for the August 7th President of Nonsense.

Seconded

I hope he gives his acceptance speach before his term is over.

Aw shucks.

PEZ dispensers of my likeness shall be distributed.

That's about all I have... but watch your asses on correct tire pressure. The "OY" (ottopilot Youth) are watching.

Hail Me! or else...

The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.

Those Bastards will PAY!

My friend just lied to me.

I hope it was only a white-lie. A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.

Brilliance behind it, having refused the money,
where is it going?

The future isn't waiting for us - it's coming.

so is pez once you lick it.

I was singing this 2 days ago.

it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...

I've always found the opposite to be true.

It's easy to look like a genius when people around you can't tie their shoes.

It is all in the context, and subsequent extraction of the text's conveyance.


My truth lies in that I know nothing, only perceiving ideas I retain until they transmorph into something more grand, or are disproven entirely. As such, I am confused yet at ease with not knowing the purpose of this thread, and by coupling, my own posts's point.

Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.

So, can these weasels
ever be disposed, beyond?
WE give them power.

(w/apologies for the haiku, but I have a disease for which there is no drug.)

Elephants, too.

Oh and blue whales.

Waiting takes time.

There are tears here, not from boredom.

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

I see dead people. Not right now though.

I have been lied to a lot.:sad:

I have never lied http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sedfingers.jpg

But I might admit to an epic myth...like by Homer...the Simpson one.

I'm watching Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray.... and I bought it...

i walked 54 holes this past week...

I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.

Our turtle loves to eat cicadas.

Im getting my haircut tonight - first time in 2 years.
Im not going short.

A bird just pooped on my deck.

rrrrr ... time to swab the poop deck me hearties

I have my bachelors in entomology :)

That's really cool. :thumbsup:

My 7 yr. old daughter is fascinated with "bugs". We just took in "Wormy", an American Dagger moth caterpillar. He has a swell pad with birch and oak leaves. We're going to document it's metamorphosis for a science fair project. She's kind of disappointed because it's not going to be a "pretty" butterfly.

Life is short, and I can't resist her.

i'm ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar...

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-+-{Important TFP Staff Message}-+- LoganSnake has a large penis.

I can't believe it's not Cajun fried moose lips.

To quote Colbert: I believe it's yoghurt

I recently purchased a Macbook to learn about Mac OS X, which took a minute to realize it is much easier to use than Windows.

Here in Ocean City MD we're catching American shad faster than we can pull them out of the water...even triple hits on a five hook rig...but apparently we can't keep any due to stressed populations. But we're having fun anyway.

My friend J eats nothing with eyes, other than potatoes.

Vegetables are good for your eyes Eat Vegetables for Eye Health – Good or Excellent Sources of Ocular Nutrition ...as long as you don't poke your eye with a carrot.