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I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.
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Sorry, U.P. is too late, Cher told me she got me, babe
I mentioned this in the longest thread but then realized it is a truth that I feel compelled to put in this thread, plus I like the extra milage I'm getting out of it: $12391 is not what it used to be |
/me never had a badnick...
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I've been had.
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violets are purple...
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But some spray paint could make them yellow ...
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Assuming for a moment that we don't spray paint them,
roses are red, violets are blue some roses are yellow some roses are pink some roses are white violets are sort of purplish blue |
sugar is sweet...
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I don't know any.
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Splenda is yellow?
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An interesting truth from Bash.org:
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darling, I love you, here's a dozen potatoes for Valentine's Day.
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I am ourcrazymodren?'s crazy quilt.
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if the map doesn't agree with the ground, the map is wrong...
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Children are searching for eggs.
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uncle phil is a fan of Roger Miller..........:thumbsup:
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I saw Beppe Gambetta in concert last evening, and bought two cds
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Ourcrazymodern? is in love with ring.
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ring is in love with Ourcrazymodern?
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Spring has sprung, new things are growing everywhere.
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Time flies even if you're not having fun.
So shoot me. I'm exhilarated. |
blue moon...
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...is a fine beer. As Fly would surely say.
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...as do ideas
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clever intuitive intelligent beings are fun to play with.
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El Seed will Never be planted!
http://www.thetick.ws/images/elseed.jpg |
we have met the enemy and he is us...
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The olive-oil, the kalamata olives have been soaking in,
has now been drizzled atop my rice penne pasta, along with a generous amount of romano cheese, and fresh ground pepper. |
ring's yum. I had some of my good olive oil on my steamed brussel sprouts, one of my favorite.
The truth thing: When I fall asleep, my dreams come true. |
I fuck up as often as not.
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I'm fucked up as often as you.
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Mixed messages are the right things to send.
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TFP can be fun.
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I fuck up, I fuck down, I fuck all around. Oh, oh! Talk about mixed up fun, this is not the fuck thread.
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What do you call 1 million lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start. |
i shot no eagles today...or birdies...
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My mother gave birth to me and has supported me ever since.
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I like food.
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Trix Are for kids!
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Wylie coyote would like to eat the silly rabbit.
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The silly wabbit would like to eat Elmer Fudd.
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Lubricious and Salacious sound delicious.
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My mouth is watering.
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While a simple bib would suffice to catch a watering mouth, perhaps a drool catcher is more elegant, and I'm sure it can be adapted to any age group:
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the moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it...
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I know imitation crab-meat is scary stuff; my dog won't eat it.
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I would never lie to you.
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i'll love you in the morning...
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Ditto
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anal sex at noon taxes lana...
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Phone calls that end abruptly are
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dammit, i'm mad...
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uncle phil is sometimes a palindrome and sometimes he is just a pal.
I wonder with the Cuban economy opening up somewhat, if we'll see better deals on good old Cuban cigars? Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic! |
speaking of cigars, this is what i smoke...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oppocigars.jpg big freakin' churchills... |
I would like to try one of these Padron cigars to see what the hype is about
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...icle_cigar.jpg |
flo, gin is a sin. i golf...
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Though my golf game sucks, this gin is pretty good so who cares
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...53b1b5a5_o.jpg |
juniper....this is a test....okay that worked...
I am having difficulty posting in the longest thread... it keeps sayin' it wants at least two characters.... Do I have to go all Sybil or something....? |
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See, I told you! Everything is so interconnected it blows my mind. This is another case of the Universe merging and everything converging into One ...maybe too many "ing's" there? Of course I'm thinking of the "why are pickles funny" thread.
But yes, I have had good old Hendrick's with a very thin sliver of fresh cucumber and I like it, but I felt a tad guilty since that recipe is "trendy" and I want to be a revolutionary counterculture spirit sipper. |
And BN's post about revolutionary counterculture could fit into either politics or music! Ayyyy what wonderment there is within this strangely interconnected world within which we live.
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god lived as a devil dog...
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slewej ,sknaht
!detcennocretni si lihp elcnu |
It felt good to cry;
while listening to the rain. My shore has been washed. |
in black-jack...split aces and draw to each...
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I do not enjoy sleeping next to someone who smells foul.
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Sometimes fowl do smell foul.
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also in black-jack...split eights and draw to each...
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^ That sounds so romantic :love:
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traditionally, most of australia's imports come from overseas...
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I can't post on the 'longest thread ever'..for some reason..
I'll try the computer at the library and see if that works. |
ring, I hope you weren't banned from that thread for not being longest enough. It's true that I hope you weren't.
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the real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money...
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Your crib.....let me think a sec.
sometimes, I like giving away points to my fellow cribbage player. |
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http://shelyak.imeem.com/music/zewbE56I/the_doors_petition_the_lord_with_prayer/
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Whoaaaa....one of the Door's performances that brings back vivid memories for me...flashbacks?...so I'll enjoy it later tonight after the kids are asleep. I already got this one and Lizard King cued up for take-off.
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I can't stop thinking.
I cried for Walt Whitman again yesterday. Truth varies. |
I will always love Mother Teresa.
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I'm having a large problem.
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It's Friday again, I hope your large problem has greatly diminished.
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my gym taxes sex at my gym...
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I've experienced obsession
for the past many months. |
Truth eviscerates.
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no evil I did, I live on...
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I really loved the TV show Space: Above and Beyond.
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I need to get laid.
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i'm not keys; now give me the drunk...
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I need to get drunk AND laid.
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wish i could help ya out, jewels... :)
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Truth is, I can't think of any truths at the moment.
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