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Old 01-28-2008, 01:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post a Truth

Just to pull some of the negative karma off the Lie thread, post here. If you know it's true, let the rest of us know.

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Old 01-28-2008, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Truth is, I've wondered how long Hal will sacrifice the bandwidth to maintain some of our nonsense threads. I fear we are doomed. Other than that, life has been especially great lately and for the forseeable future.
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Truth must be too nonsensical for this forum.
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is built into helium at a temerature of millions of degrees.
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Old 01-30-2008, 09:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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and me some B & Cs...
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Old 01-30-2008, 12:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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There is no such thing as truth.
Uh-oh. We gots us another troublemaker.
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Old 02-19-2008, 03:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2008, 03:40 AM   #12 (permalink)
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/me didn't have any birdies yesterday...
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Old 02-19-2008, 06:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My ass is very itchy.
Or, as they say in Español: Mucho Scratchyass.
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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The truth is, I sent Hal some money to help pay for this bandwith,
But I must of sent it to the wrong address.

Bummer.
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Old 02-20-2008, 09:33 AM   #17 (permalink)
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My scrawl is hard to read: "Information science is boring. The good thing is you can always get one or two points by writing bullshit"

truth.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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moss don't grow on a rolling stone...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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hair doesn't grow on phil's head, either........
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Old 02-20-2008, 02:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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pj is a veritable font of information...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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amongst other things.......
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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absinthe makes the heart grow flounder
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Old 02-20-2008, 08:58 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I ate street food last night and my stomach is getting rid of it rather quickly.
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:42 AM   #25 (permalink)
 
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I am so out of shape,
I pulled a muscle in my shoulder,
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Old 02-22-2008, 03:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
 
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Mosquito bites feel pleasurable to scratch.
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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don't eat yellow snow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:27 PM   #29 (permalink)
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It's good to be the king.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:50 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:18 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:21 PM   #32 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:53 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:12 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I have a hungry heart.

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Old 02-29-2008, 05:11 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:22 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I have a hungry heart.

(so does everybody)
Wife and kids still in Baltimore?
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:10 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #38 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:13 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:36 AM   #40 (permalink)
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...TRUTH: use a brain dryer.
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