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Old 08-07-2008, 10:46 AM   #361 (permalink)
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I hereby nominate ottopilot for the August 7th President of Nonsense.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:55 AM   #362 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:57 AM   #363 (permalink)
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I hope he gives his acceptance speach before his term is over.
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:39 PM   #364 (permalink)
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Aw shucks.

PEZ dispensers of my likeness shall be distributed.

That's about all I have... but watch your asses on correct tire pressure. The "OY" (ottopilot Youth) are watching.

Hail Me! or else...
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:36 PM   #365 (permalink)
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The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:41 PM   #366 (permalink)
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The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.
Those Bastards will PAY!
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:22 PM   #367 (permalink)
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My friend just lied to me.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:13 PM   #368 (permalink)
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My friend just lied to me.
I hope it was only a white-lie. A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:16 PM   #369 (permalink)
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Brilliance behind it, having refused the money,
where is it going?

The future isn't waiting for us - it's coming.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:17 PM   #370 (permalink)
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A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.
so is pez once you lick it.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:28 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... in to the future.
I was singing this 2 days ago.
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:58 AM   #372 (permalink)
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when you work with turkeys...
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:10 AM   #373 (permalink)
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it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...
I've always found the opposite to be true.

It's easy to look like a genius when people around you can't tie their shoes.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:29 AM   #374 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:54 AM   #375 (permalink)
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it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...
Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:01 AM   #376 (permalink)
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So, can these weasels
ever be disposed, beyond?
WE give them power.

(w/apologies for the haiku, but I have a disease for which there is no drug.)
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:57 AM   #377 (permalink)
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Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.
Elephants, too.

Oh and blue whales.
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:59 AM   #378 (permalink)
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Waiting takes time.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:45 PM   #379 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:11 PM   #380 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:50 PM   #381 (permalink)
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I see dead people. Not right now though.
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:23 PM   #382 (permalink)
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My friend just lied to me.
I have been lied to a lot.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:05 PM   #383 (permalink)
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I have never lied

But I might admit to an epic myth...like by Homer...the Simpson one.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:08 PM   #384 (permalink)
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I'm watching Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray.... and I bought it...
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Old 08-09-2008, 04:02 AM   #385 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:27 AM   #386 (permalink)
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I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:46 AM   #387 (permalink)
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Our turtle loves to eat cicadas.
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Old 08-12-2008, 01:17 PM   #388 (permalink)
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Im getting my haircut tonight - first time in 2 years.
Im not going short.
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:20 AM   #389 (permalink)
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A bird just pooped on my deck.

rrrrr ... time to swab the poop deck me hearties
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:00 AM   #390 (permalink)
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I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.
I have my bachelors in entomology
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:46 PM   #391 (permalink)
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I have my bachelors in entomology
That's really cool.

My 7 yr. old daughter is fascinated with "bugs". We just took in "Wormy", an American Dagger moth caterpillar. He has a swell pad with birch and oak leaves. We're going to document it's metamorphosis for a science fair project. She's kind of disappointed because it's not going to be a "pretty" butterfly.
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:45 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Life is short, and I can't resist her.
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Old 08-13-2008, 04:22 PM   #393 (permalink)
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i'm ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar...
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:40 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 07:32 AM   #395 (permalink)
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I can't believe it's not Cajun fried moose lips.
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Old 08-14-2008, 08:30 AM   #396 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:17 AM   #397 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Here in Ocean City MD we're catching American shad faster than we can pull them out of the water...even triple hits on a five hook rig...but apparently we can't keep any due to stressed populations. But we're having fun anyway.
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:04 PM   #399 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:09 PM   #400 (permalink)
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Vegetables are good for your eyes Eat Vegetables for Eye Health – Good or Excellent Sources of Ocular Nutrition ...as long as you don't poke your eye with a carrot.
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