ring

Ourcrazymodern?,
might choose another form of garment perhaps,
that is not so easily blown away.....

XXXX OOOOO

ottopilot

When I was 4 years old, I put bead-sized plastic footballs (from a cereal box toy) in my ear to use as ear plugs when my mom was vacuuming. One came out right away... the other was finally removed months later when my doctor examined me for asthma. He glued it to a "hall of fame/shame" board in his waiting room.

I killed him (not really)

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

life is like a shit sandwich...

the more bread you got, the less shit you eat...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

When I was a kid, Dr. Berwick removed a wad of yellow lined paper from one of my ears and dressed me down for it. I actually have pretty clear memories from that point in my life, and I recall being at a total loss as to how the heck that got there at the time. I assume I must've been responsible for it, but damnifiknow how.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tully Mars

Keeping with the stupid shit you did when young theme...

When I was about 10 a neighbor, Kieth, used to take my brother and I "roping." He had a quarter horse and every Weds. night he'd take of out to Scio, Oregon. My brother and I would run the "shoot" and release the cows so the guys on horse back could rope them. It was practice for the competitions at the county fairs and rodeos. My job, being younger, was to keep the cows moving forward on the shoots. I over heard one of the "Cowboys" call a cow a cocksuckers one day. So monkey hear, monkey say. For the next 10-15 minutes I called every cow a cocksucker. Kieth being very religious didn't think much of this and told me if I every used that word again he'd never take me again. I told him "what word?" He said "You know what word" and rode off. I asked my brother what the heck he was talking about and he told me. I asked him "well what's it mean" and he told me. I told him "You're full of shit! Why would anybody suck on that? That's crazy." Kieth never did believe I didn't know it was a bad word and my brother continued to think (know?) I was a moron.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

girldetective

A similar thing happened to me in essence when I flipped my high school VP the bird. I was seen and got in trouble. My sister later asked if I knew what it meant and I said no. She said it meant up yours. I didnt know what that meant either. I knew nothing as a kid and sometimes I still dont, but Im learning.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

BadNick

Farting Contest: In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners were awarded many prizes and received great recognition.

Ourcrazymodern?

I haven't laughed so long nor so publicly for quite awhile.

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BadNick

I wonder if we could have been neighbors? When I was a kid, on the way home from high school on the bus with my friends I used to chew up a whole sheet of yellow lined paper, chew chew chew...with plenty of saliva; when it was a mash of proper consistency pulp, I'd wad it up into a ball and heave it at a target...usually some unsuspecting pedestrian walking. One time the target ran after the bus and got on at the next corner ....he was very pissed off ...and looked pretty messy all splattered with a giant spit ball; but none of my friends squeeled so he just cursed us and left.

ring

I remember telling you about these funny Japanese game shows,
and that particular episode
just yesterday..and the day before that..and the week before that,
it must be really fun to start each day.....completely Fresh.

Psycho Dad

Truth is, I can get my wife out of bed by farting faster than the alarm clock can. I just can't set the time that it is going to go off.

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Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

Amaras

A truth?
Love is a verb, not a noun.

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

BadNick

Phillies rule!

uncle phil

the devil rays are 3 - 1...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

dlish

tomorrow is the first day of the weekend.

for me anyways. (its friday/saturday weekends with sunday as first day of the week)

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

BadNick

If I don't get my ass into gear and celebrate an Octoberfest, I'll miss October.

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm disappointed.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Is it true,
that we are all doing the best we can,
at any given moment?

I've pondered and wondered about this idea,
for many a night.

kramus

"A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is a performer who receives payment for farting in an amusing and/or musical manner."
Flatulist - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We all have a special purpose. It's just a matter of finding that purpose, and applying ourselves to fulfilling it

edited to note that in a contest you could be disqualified for "throwing mud"

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

Ourcrazymodern?

Freeing its essence
with very little to prove
it could do its need.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

BadNick

Mr Methane
The King of Farts


Mr Methane | Farts, Farting Man, Flatulist, Fart Video | MrMethane.com

uncle phil

go rays...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Here's some truth for you, unc:

rays?...mind if I call you Johnson?

Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson.

ring

I'm here.

ottopilot

ah ha... there you are!

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

girldetective

and you're here too.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

game 1 is scheduled to begin tonight...

go rays...

(i know, i've been a yankees fan since before most of you were born, but the rays ARE the home team right now...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

If I can remember how to turn my TV on, I'm watching the game...if not, I can ask my kids, they know.

uncle phil

how to watch a game?

hehe...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

my nose is running... I better go catch it.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

obama is running, too...

go rays...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Imodium is good for the runs.

ring

I gave the dog a roll of toilet paper for his birthday today.

I should of video-taped him shredding the entire roll,
in under three minutes.

Happy first birthday Prince!

girldetective

I have my power back. I walked right in and took possesseion of it last night.

It is exhilarating!!

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

ottopilot

My nose is still running today. I need Puffs with lotion.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

My ex-husband used a super max tampon
to plug his terrible nosebleed long enough to get to the ER.

True story.

uncle phil

the rays won last night...

go rays...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Winning one battle is not winning the war.

Ourcrazymodern?

I dislike being known as a chatterer.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ottopilot

I've never known Ocm? to be a chatterer.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo