Tophat665

I like to put a woman on a pedestal. It makes it easier to look up her skirt.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

Four score and seven years ago, suffrage for women is obtained in Sweden and the Tau Epsilon Chi (TEX) Jewish High School Sorority is founded in Atlantic City, NJ.

Ourcrazymodern?

I like to put a woman on my pedestal.

Strike that.

Metamorphosis is cool.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I wish I could fix things better.

uncle phil

was kinky friedman one of the foundling fathers?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Oh, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

i remember that...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

My zip code in Oregon was 97103. My postal code in Mexico is 97301, no shit.

What about the "Asshole from El Paso?"

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

ottopilot

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... in to the future.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

/me keeps on searchin' for a truth...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Howzabout this one, then: After some time on the phone with my friend & lover, I need to go buy another skirt.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

BadNick

I prefer a used and well-worn skirt sent from a friend & lover so I can smell her...maybe even use it as a pillow cover if I'm not hugging it. This is one component of a successful nasal sex thing.

Jetée

This month's issue of Washingtonian is making the most use of its skills in photoshop.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

BadNick

?

Jetée...I hate to beat a dead rabbit, but where the hell you been, bud?

Jetée

(hopefully I can hotlink it thusly)


To answer truthfully: Been here, been there, trying to revive my life. Without any successful contacts in the States' and all my information gone, I'm "officially" dead until further notice; actually been this way since June the first of '07. It is actually quite a coincidence I happened upon this quote by ring:

Oh, it was you. My bad.
Sorry to say I don't rightly see the benefit of coming back to life in the West just yet. So, I'll keep floating and traveling as an apprentice-student.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

I wish you could see the big grin on my face.
OCM? has sorely missed you as well.

Peace.

BadNick

Jetée...maybe you need to pursue a hobbie, man.

I may be being repetitively redundant since I don't venture far out of Nonsense, so if you already discussed your dilemna with other illustrious TFP members and I missed it, exuse me...but if you have a hobbie/special interest and find other people interested in similar pursuits, that might lead to eternal pleasure and satisfaction...maybe? For example, do you like paintball? Or maybe crochet?

ottopilot

I like Little Debbie's Swiss Cake Rolls.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Jetée

McKee Foods Corporation was founded in Chattanooga, TN in 1934 when a young
couple with a big dream pawned their new truck and bought Jack’s Cookie Company
with a down payment of $288 and a lot of hope. The couple was O.D. and Ruth
McKee, and their small bakery is now McKee Foods Corporation, the manufacturer
of America’s number-one snack cake, the Little Debbie® brand. How this bakery
grew from five employees and a few thousand dollars in yearly sales to more than
6,000 employees and more than $930 million in annual sales, is an inspirational story
of determination, focus, confidence, faith and family.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Tully Mars

People are rarely as good, nor as bad, as their reputation.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

ottopilot

I'm up late posting nonsense again.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

Summertime
and the livin is easy.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

LoganSnake

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent my last year in college.

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

BadNick

I love the version sung by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong...well I also love how Paul Robeson sings that song.

ring

I posted here to help bury a another thread.

R.I.P.

Ourcrazymodern?

I go camping with boys I love.

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Ourcrazymodern?

The "real" world prevails.

Can one put """ in a truth?

Atreides88

F=ma

v=d/t

E=mC^2

Those are all true.

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"There is no need to suppose that human beings differ very much one from another: but it is true that the ones who come out on top are the ones who have been trained in the hardest school." -- Thucydides

speshul-k

I doubt I'll ever be content with the way my life is.

BadNick

Today I am 21,583 days old...but I don't feel a minute over 20,000.

uncle phil

the moon does not shine...it reflects...

or quenches...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

some rivers have tides.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

BadNick

Our new LG washing machine has Tide...and being a gadget-guy, I have to say this machine is pretty cool.

Ourcrazymodern?

Retaliation is condoned by many religions.

ottopilot

Can I have an amen for condoning? sorry not a truth

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Meditrina

Real Fact #357 - a baboon is a variety of lemon
Snapple - click on REAL FACTS

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"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

ottopilot

Tilted Nonsense has been a much better environment for my soul since stepping away from "serious" discussions in Tilted Politics. I've found nonsense to be refreshing, fun, stupid, creative, coy, flirtatious, intellectual, hilarious, punk-assed, confusing, retarded, clever, etc... but mostly a friendly place.

Of course you all know I'm full of shit... but there it is.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

i sincerely thank you for sharing...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

Rain on a fried egg tastes good, not bland.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata