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Tully Mars · 10-14-2008, 01:54 AM

Keeping with the stupid shit you did when young theme...

When I was about 10 a neighbor, Kieth, used to take my brother and I "roping." He had a quarter horse and every Weds. night he'd take of out to Scio, Oregon. My brother and I would run the "shoot" and release the cows so the guys on horse back could rope them. It was practice for the competitions at the county fairs and rodeos. My job, being younger, was to keep the cows moving forward on the shoots. I over heard one of the "Cowboys" call a cow a cocksuckers one day. So monkey hear, monkey say. For the next 10-15 minutes I called every cow a cocksucker. Kieth being very religious didn't think much of this and told me if I every used that word again he'd never take me again. I told him "what word?" He said "You know what word" and rode off. I asked my brother what the heck he was talking about and he told me. I asked him "well what's it mean" and he told me. I told him "You're full of shit! Why would anybody suck on that? That's crazy." Kieth never did believe I didn't know it was a bad word and my brother continued to think (know?) I was a moron.

10-14-2008, 01:54 AM	#525 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Keeping with the stupid shit you did when young theme... When I was about 10 a neighbor, Kieth, used to take my brother and I "roping." He had a quarter horse and every Weds. night he'd take of out to Scio, Oregon. My brother and I would run the "shoot" and release the cows so the guys on horse back could rope them. It was practice for the competitions at the county fairs and rodeos. My job, being younger, was to keep the cows moving forward on the shoots. I over heard one of the "Cowboys" call a cow a cocksuckers one day. So monkey hear, monkey say. For the next 10-15 minutes I called every cow a cocksucker. Kieth being very religious didn't think much of this and told me if I every used that word again he'd never take me again. I told him "what word?" He said "You know what word" and rode off. I asked my brother what the heck he was talking about and he told me. I asked him "well what's it mean" and he told me. I told him "You're full of shit! Why would anybody suck on that? That's crazy." Kieth never did believe I didn't know it was a bad word and my brother continued to think (know?) I was a moron. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club Last edited by Tully Mars; 10-14-2008 at 02:12 AM..