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Old 03-01-2008, 12:05 PM   #41 (permalink)
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got my first eagle ever today...par-4 15th at river ridge...drove the green and drained a 20-footer...
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:15 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:17 AM   #43 (permalink)
 
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I put a bra on today..cuz workmen will be here soon, to put in new
kitchen cabinets.

My Bra is the new Burkha.

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Old 03-06-2008, 03:28 AM   #44 (permalink)
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i have only worn a bra once, for a hallowe'en party...
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:38 AM   #45 (permalink)
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i have only worn a bra once, for a hallowe'en party...
Our good uncle also looks stunning in a wedding gown...
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:51 AM   #46 (permalink)
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If you guys insist, I'll supplement my recent posting here of me in a Miss America outfit with one of me in a wedding gown and bra filled with a few of my puffiest sweat socks. Truth is, I wore this gown to my sister's wedding. Sorry to ramble on, again, but a short funny story; a local republican politician was having a fund raising dinner in the next room from where our wedding was taking place, and one of his aides, probably seeing how cute I looked, had the guts to ask me to introduce him by saying a few words on the podium. Unbeknownst to them, I had a nonsense idea so when I got up there dressed like a bride but with a somewhat deep masculine voice, I said something about how "I first met Harry, our honored guest, in a bar downtown, I won't say which bar in case that may effect his voting base, but at that time I was wearing a more casual dress and he came up to me to ask me if I would vote for a guy like him. I said anybody who has the guts to ask me that in a transvestite bar has my vote" ...mostly got laughs but a few shocked quiet pauses, too. And that's the truth.
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:55 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Our good uncle also looks stunning in a wedding gown...
oh, wipe me...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-06-2008, 05:42 AM   #48 (permalink)
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oh, wipe me...
wtf kinda talk is that for a super moderator?!?
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:12 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:25 AM   #50 (permalink)
 
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Truth be held...

yikes..I mean truth be told...

no I lied...
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:21 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Capitalization is important. It's the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse," and, "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:53 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Capitalization is important...

ahhh, the good old days when I heard Alan Greenspan "talk" (ramble?") about the truths of capitalization. Truth is, I enjoyed his circumspect choice of words and language.
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:11 AM   #53 (permalink)
 
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I was kicked out of Brownie Scouts when I was eight years old.
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:07 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:31 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I was kicked out of Brownie Scouts when I was eight years old.
Slacking on the cookie sales?
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Old 03-07-2008, 07:34 AM   #56 (permalink)
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ring, we have something in common ...or not so common.

The first day I went to the local Boy Scouts meeting and joined, I got thrown out. The Scout Master was a retired Marine drill instructor, tough guy, he caught me messing around, ordered me to do 100 push ups, I said hell no I didn't do anything wrong, I got ordered to leave and never come back. A half hour later I went back and apologized and they took me back. I had a very happy fun time for the next few years, I really liked camping and learning about nature etc. The Scout Master turned out to be a very fair, caring man who taught us a lot.
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Old 03-07-2008, 08:38 AM   #57 (permalink)
 
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I objected to the scoutmaster's harsh treatment of one of my fellows.
I was sent home...

My Air-Force Officer father agreed with me...
he taught me all I needed to know...

How to make a fire, safely
How to operate a lawn-mower safely..

How to 'Fly Low' safely....

some fun...
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:40 PM   #58 (permalink)
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philadelphia is not closed...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:41 PM   #59 (permalink)
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^ no it is not, but it seems like it will be flooded soon. I am getting my ark out of the garage. You are all welcome to come along, we shall repopulate the earth afterwards. Fun or not?
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Old 03-08-2008, 06:21 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Cool deal. I'll bring the Missus. Also, in case we spring a leak, I'll bring an ark-welder.
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Old 03-09-2008, 02:09 AM   #61 (permalink)
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cleveland municipal airport is closed...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:28 AM   #62 (permalink)
 
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My computer is infected with an STD, (spyware trojan doohickey) called TrojanDownloader.xs..

The bastards.
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:03 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Such are the hazards of surfing the web without protection. Btw, it is true that I hate McAfee, Norton, and a few others. Truth is, lately I've been liking ESET NOD32 Antivirus, always active but never intrusive.
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Old 03-09-2008, 06:49 PM   #64 (permalink)
 
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I have re-arranged the telephone and its appendages,
to where I won't miss his call.
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:30 AM   #65 (permalink)
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it's dark outside...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:19 AM   #66 (permalink)
 
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I am seven pages into what appears to be a very very very good book.
It may be some time before you hear from me again...
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:22 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Too many good books, not enough time to read them all. ring, if you mention the title of yours, I might add it to my "read on the beach this summer" list.
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:11 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Grits'n tuna ain't as bad as it might sound.
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:02 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Grits and tuna together is as bad as it sounds.
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:05 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I like grits, I like tuna. What could be bad? I would drizzle this with a good olive oil and a few drops of aged balsamic vinegar, and that's the truth. Oh yeah, a fine dry white wine with these fishy grits.
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:16 PM   #71 (permalink)
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/me birdied the 11th at crescent oaks today...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I have mycoplasma... damn kids bring home all kinds of sickness.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:39 AM   #73 (permalink)
 
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I deviate...sometimes I put my right shoe on before the left one...

such a deviant.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:27 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Sometimes I do left first then right, other times arsy versy; shirt then pants, next day pants first. I often take different roads home for the change of pace. Variety is the spice of life.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:41 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Spicy Deviants? That's what I'll call my new band.

Truth is, that ^ ^ ^ ^ is a total lie.
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:47 PM   #76 (permalink)
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eliot spitzer is still, as of this minute, the governor of NY state...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:38 PM   #77 (permalink)
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uncle phil is still, as of this minute, a very warm and toasty snow-bird...
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:31 PM   #78 (permalink)
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pj speaks so much truth...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil should be golfing...
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:05 AM   #80 (permalink)
 
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I'm melting, while listening to the sound of the snow melting off the roof.
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