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Tophat665 · 07-07-2009, 02:36 PM

This thread has Moxie. It has stick-to-it-iveness. It has that certain je ne sais quoi. And its mojo is working.

jewels · 07-08-2009, 01:51 AM

This thread is often hungry upon awakening.

uncle phil · 07-08-2009, 02:39 AM

this thread is the fountainhead...

Tophat665 · 07-08-2009, 07:36 AM

This thread knows who John Gault is.

uncle phil · 07-08-2009, 12:45 PM

this thread even knows how to spell "john galt..."

(sorry, top; i'm a stickler when it comes to ayn rand...)

DaniGirl · 07-08-2009, 01:14 PM

This thread is tired and needs some sleep!!

Oh ya don't forget the screw driver.

Tophat665 · 07-08-2009, 01:18 PM

Just because this thread thinks uncle phil is the bees knees, it's not going to spend the next several pages running down ayn raynd. (well, maybe just a little.)

jewels · 07-09-2009, 01:50 AM

This thread has been known to disguise itself as Ayn Rand.

uncle phil · 07-09-2009, 03:20 AM

this thread realizes that top is just playin' wit' me...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-09-2009, 05:27 AM

This thread exposes its hand
(-held device).

Tophat665 · 07-09-2009, 07:24 AM

This thread's other hand is invisible.

uncle phil · 07-10-2009, 02:45 AM

this thread could be seen on the links today...

jewels · 07-10-2009, 04:38 AM

This thread knocks knick knacks.

BadNick · 07-10-2009, 06:56 AM

This nick knacks knockers...so to speak. Quietly, if it was that other thread.

DaniGirl · 07-10-2009, 07:11 AM

this thread is running a few test.... we will be back with you later.

BadNick · 07-10-2009, 07:58 AM

please stop saying "it tastes like chicken"

Tophat665 · 07-10-2009, 08:39 AM

This thread wonders what chickens think that something that doesn't really taste like anything tastes like.

BadNick · 07-10-2009, 09:18 AM

This thread tried to get it's mailman to not deliver bills or any mail from the government. So far it is not working to this thread's specifications

Tophat665 · 07-10-2009, 10:58 AM

This thread is a coffee achiever!

uncle phil · 07-10-2009, 11:58 AM

this thread is bare...

Tophat665 · 07-10-2009, 01:02 PM

This thread is the pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

jewels · 07-12-2009, 04:12 AM

This thread was once bitten but not shy.

Tophat665 · 07-12-2009, 04:05 PM

A moose bit this thread's sister once. Mind you, moose bites can me mighty nasty.

uncle phil · 07-13-2009, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

This thread was once bitten but not shy.

this thread is afraid of snakes...

Tophat665 · 07-13-2009, 06:38 AM

This thread always carries a small flask for medicininal purposes in case of snakebite. This thread also always carries a small snake.

mixedmedia · 07-13-2009, 01:36 PM

This thread was once a snake-handling pastor in a small Pentecostal church in Pig Waller, Kentucky.

jewels · 07-13-2009, 01:42 PM

This thread bit and then trained the snake that the pastor handled and sold him to a man in Bonanza, Colorado for chicken feed.

mixedmedia · 07-13-2009, 01:46 PM

This thread has been eaten, digested and defecated by a chicken and now runs a small convenience store right outside of Petaluma. The chicken didn't fare as well.

uncle phil · 07-13-2009, 04:15 PM

this thread is lucky it has never been to waddy petunia, kentucky...

jewels · 07-14-2009, 12:40 AM

This thread has naught often been.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-14-2009, 05:28 AM

This thread bees what it is.

Tophat665 · 07-14-2009, 05:37 AM

This thread's gonna get it a horse, just about this " " big, and ride it all along the border line. With a pair of heavy duty, zircon encrusted tweezers in its hand, every other wrangler would think, it was mighty grand....

BadNick · 07-14-2009, 06:12 AM

This thread recently saw Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus rapping on a Philadelphia street corner with his crew....day was jammin it!

ring · 07-14-2009, 08:34 AM

This thread says Festus Chester Festus Chester Festus Chester.

mixedmedia · 07-14-2009, 10:47 AM

This thread only deigns to be described herein.

jewels · 07-14-2009, 02:52 PM

This thread assumes no responsibility.

DaniGirl · 07-14-2009, 03:43 PM

This thread is supposed to be playing D&D right now, damn that Punk.of.Ages and his little brother for taking so long.

uncle phil · 07-14-2009, 05:36 PM

this thread has been there, done that, but never done this...

jewels · 07-15-2009, 12:41 AM

This thread has loved, laughed and danced like no one was watching.

uncle phil · 07-15-2009, 02:27 AM

this thread ate an eclectic apple...

07-07-2009, 02:36 PM	#1921 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has Moxie. It has stick-to-it-iveness. It has that certain je ne sais quoi. And its mojo is working. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-08-2009, 01:51 AM	#1922 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is often hungry upon awakening. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-08-2009, 02:39 AM	#1923 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is the fountainhead... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2009, 07:36 AM	#1924 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread knows who John Gault is. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-08-2009, 12:45 PM	#1925 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread even knows how to spell "john galt..." (sorry, top; i'm a stickler when it comes to ayn rand...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2009, 01:14 PM	#1926 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	This thread is tired and needs some sleep!! Oh ya don't forget the screw driver.

07-08-2009, 01:18 PM	#1927 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Just because this thread thinks uncle phil is the bees knees, it's not going to spend the next several pages running down ayn raynd. (well, maybe just a little.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-09-2009, 01:50 AM	#1928 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has been known to disguise itself as Ayn Rand. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-09-2009, 03:20 AM	#1929 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread realizes that top is just playin' wit' me... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 07-09-2009 at 05:32 AM..

07-09-2009, 05:27 AM	#1930 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread exposes its hand (-held device). __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-09-2009, 07:24 AM	#1931 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's other hand is invisible. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-10-2009, 02:45 AM	#1932 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could be seen on the links today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2009, 04:38 AM	#1933 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread knocks knick knacks. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-10-2009, 06:56 AM	#1934 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This nick knacks knockers...so to speak. Quietly, if it was that other thread.

07-10-2009, 07:11 AM	#1935 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	this thread is running a few test.... we will be back with you later.

07-13-2009, 01:36 PM	#1946 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread was once a snake-handling pastor in a small Pentecostal church in Pig Waller, Kentucky. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-10-2009, 07:58 AM	#1936 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	please stop saying "it tastes like chicken"

07-10-2009, 08:39 AM	#1937 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wonders what chickens think that something that doesn't really taste like anything tastes like. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-10-2009, 09:18 AM	#1938 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread tried to get it's mailman to not deliver bills or any mail from the government. So far it is not working to this thread's specifications

07-10-2009, 10:58 AM	#1939 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is a coffee achiever! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-10-2009, 11:58 AM	#1940 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is bare... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2009, 01:02 PM	#1941 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is the pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-12-2009, 04:12 AM	#1942 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread was once bitten but not shy. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-12-2009, 04:05 PM	#1943 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	A moose bit this thread's sister once. Mind you, moose bites can me mighty nasty. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-13-2009, 06:38 AM	#1945 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread always carries a small flask for medicininal purposes in case of snakebite. This thread also always carries a small snake. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-13-2009, 01:42 PM	#1947 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread bit and then trained the snake that the pastor handled and sold him to a man in Bonanza, Colorado for chicken feed. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-13-2009, 01:46 PM	#1948 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread has been eaten, digested and defecated by a chicken and now runs a small convenience store right outside of Petaluma. The chicken didn't fare as well. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-13-2009, 04:15 PM	#1949 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is lucky it has never been to waddy petunia, kentucky... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2009, 12:40 AM	#1950 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has naught often been. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-14-2009, 05:28 AM	#1951 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread bees what it is. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-14-2009, 05:37 AM	#1952 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's gonna get it a horse, just about this " " big, and ride it all along the border line. With a pair of heavy duty, zircon encrusted tweezers in its hand, every other wrangler would think, it was mighty grand.... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-14-2009, 06:12 AM	#1953 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread recently saw Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus rapping on a Philadelphia street corner with his crew....day was jammin it!

07-14-2009, 08:34 AM	#1954 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread says Festus Chester Festus Chester Festus Chester.

07-14-2009, 10:47 AM	#1955 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread only deigns to be described herein. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-14-2009, 02:52 PM	#1956 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread assumes no responsibility. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-14-2009, 03:43 PM	#1957 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	This thread is supposed to be playing D&D right now, damn that Punk.of.Ages and his little brother for taking so long.