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#1328 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.
This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam.
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#1329 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.
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#1330 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#1331 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.
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#1334 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.
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#1337 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.
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#1340 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread's door does not swing that way...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#1344 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.
This thread is having a shpadoinkle day. / I think I know precisely what that means.
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#1347 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread is acting full of itself...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#1349 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.
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#1352 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#1356 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#1360 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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