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jewels · 07-06-2008, 02:42 AM

This thread sips sangria in the spa.

ottopilot · 07-06-2008, 06:41 AM

This thread is swell.

ring · 07-06-2008, 08:15 AM

This thread has its dark side also,
but it stays mostly in the dark,
making it difficult to see.

Tophat665 · 07-06-2008, 12:03 PM

THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen.

Fly · 07-06-2008, 12:04 PM

this thread is waiting to pounce.............

*eh Top*

ottopilot · 07-06-2008, 01:37 PM

This thread had four biscuits, then ate one.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-06-2008, 02:38 PM

This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser...

Tophat665 · 07-06-2008, 05:47 PM

This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.

This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam.

jewels · 07-07-2008, 02:16 AM

This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.

uncle phil · 07-07-2008, 02:58 AM

fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...

BadNick · 07-07-2008, 06:45 AM

OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.

ottopilot · 07-07-2008, 08:36 AM

This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers.

ring · 07-07-2008, 09:48 AM

This thread is a very Happy Jack.

Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack..

Jack Lalanne is still juicin'

Tophat665 · 07-07-2008, 10:02 AM

This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.

jewels · 07-07-2008, 02:48 PM

This thread loves to bathe in lilies.

ottopilot · 07-07-2008, 05:50 PM

This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Tophat665 · 07-07-2008, 06:56 PM

This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.

BadNick · 07-07-2008, 07:40 PM

This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.

Milkyway · 07-07-2008, 08:29 PM

This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man.

uncle phil · 07-08-2008, 02:42 AM

this thread's door does not swing that way...

jewels · 07-08-2008, 03:56 AM

This thread has swung here and there.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-08-2008, 04:53 AM

This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing.

ottopilot · 07-08-2008, 06:31 AM

This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk.

Tophat665 · 07-08-2008, 07:54 AM

It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.

This thread is having a shpadoinkle day.
/ I think I know precisely what that means.

ring · 07-08-2008, 08:28 AM

This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.

ottopilot · 07-08-2008, 11:20 AM

This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes.

uncle phil · 07-09-2008, 02:54 AM

this thread is acting full of itself...

jewels · 07-09-2008, 03:24 AM

This thread is bored, plain and simple.

Tophat665 · 07-09-2008, 09:21 AM

This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.

ottopilot · 07-09-2008, 07:09 PM

This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear.

jewels · 07-10-2008, 02:39 AM

This thread is bare.

uncle phil · 07-10-2008, 02:55 AM

there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-10-2008, 06:17 AM

This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.

ottopilot · 07-10-2008, 07:02 AM

This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records.

BadNick · 07-10-2008, 07:04 AM

ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.

Poppinjay · 07-10-2008, 07:04 AM

This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.

ottopilot · 07-10-2008, 10:55 AM

This thread may be standing quietly behind Lisa breathing heavily on the back of her neck.

Tophat665 · 07-10-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.

This thread is mighty! It is a Justice sandwich, no condiments necessary! It is nigh invlunerable and a pleasant shade of blue.

uncle phil · 07-11-2008, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread is mighty! It is a Justice sandwich, no condiments necessary! It is nigh invlunerable and a pleasant shade of blue.

this thread could soon be full of it...

Poppinjay · 07-11-2008, 03:46 AM

This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.

07-06-2008, 02:42 AM	#1321 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread sips sangria in the spa. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-06-2008, 06:41 AM	#1322 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is swell. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-06-2008, 12:03 PM	#1324 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-06-2008, 12:04 PM	#1325 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is waiting to pounce............. eh Top __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-06-2008, 01:37 PM	#1326 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread had four biscuits, then ate one. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-06-2008, 08:15 AM	#1323 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has its dark side also, but it stays mostly in the dark, making it difficult to see.

07-06-2008, 02:38 PM	#1327 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-06-2008, 05:47 PM	#1328 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable. This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-07-2008, 02:16 AM	#1329 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-07-2008, 02:58 AM	#1330 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2008, 06:45 AM	#1331 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.

07-07-2008, 08:36 AM	#1332 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-07-2008, 09:48 AM	#1333 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is a very Happy Jack. Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack.. Jack Lalanne is still juicin'

07-07-2008, 10:02 AM	#1334 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-07-2008, 02:48 PM	#1335 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread loves to bathe in lilies. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-07-2008, 05:50 PM	#1336 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-07-2008, 06:56 PM	#1337 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-07-2008, 07:40 PM	#1338 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.

07-07-2008, 08:29 PM	#1339 (permalink)
Milkyway Tilted Location: Ohio	This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man. __________________ Yes you can get off on the same sexual experience for 24 full hours!!!!!

07-08-2008, 02:42 AM	#1340 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's door does not swing that way... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2008, 03:56 AM	#1341 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has swung here and there. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-08-2008, 04:53 AM	#1342 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-08-2008, 06:31 AM	#1343 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-08-2008, 07:54 AM	#1344 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees. This thread is having a shpadoinkle day. / I think I know precisely what that means. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 07-08-2008 at 07:55 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

07-08-2008, 08:28 AM	#1345 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.

07-08-2008, 11:20 AM	#1346 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-09-2008, 02:54 AM	#1347 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is acting full of itself... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2008, 03:24 AM	#1348 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is bored, plain and simple. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-09-2008, 09:21 AM	#1349 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-09-2008, 07:09 PM	#1350 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-10-2008, 02:39 AM	#1351 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is bare. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-10-2008, 02:55 AM	#1352 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2008, 06:17 AM	#1353 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-10-2008, 07:02 AM	#1354 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-10-2008, 07:04 AM	#1355 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.