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jewels · 06-30-2008, 01:44 AM

This thread likes to talk about food.

uncle phil · 06-30-2008, 02:36 AM

this thread also believes in the recuperative powers of peristalsis...

Sion · 06-30-2008, 03:18 AM

In search of a special purpose, this thread paid a visit to Navin R. Johnson.

ottopilot · 06-30-2008, 08:48 AM

This thread does what it can... until its destiny is revealed.

Tophat665 · 06-30-2008, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot

After Flipper died, this thread had no porpoise.

This thread crossed the road to get to the otto side.

ottopilot · 06-30-2008, 10:50 AM

This thread continues to endure senseless punishment

Tophat665 · 06-30-2008, 12:20 PM

This thread recently escaped from the punitentiary where it had been payuing the punalty for impunetrable punditry.

ottopilot · 06-30-2008, 03:23 PM

This thread tried to say that 5 times fast.

uncle phil · 06-30-2008, 03:48 PM

this threads tongue fell off...

jewels · 07-01-2008, 03:09 AM

This thread keeps its tongue in a jar by the door.

Tophat665 · 07-01-2008, 03:22 AM

This thread was born to lick your face.

uncle phil · 07-01-2008, 04:31 AM

this thread sounds like it is beginning to speak in tongues...

Tophat665 · 07-01-2008, 05:33 AM

Hallelujiah, sayeth this thread. It's got a powerful hankerin for the flavor of living rattlesnake head.

/ This thread just noticed that this poster must have been flattering Sion, as he used the very same reference as was used back around page 8.

ottopilot · 07-01-2008, 05:48 AM

This thread was caught with it's hand in the cookie jar.

BadNick · 07-03-2008, 06:43 AM

This thread, along with Sharon, Lois & Bram, wonders who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-03-2008, 07:44 AM

This thread is standing in line at a bank that guarantees "five-star service" behind eleven other disgruntled customers. I guess it's kind of funny.

BadNick · 07-03-2008, 10:35 AM

This thread believes that mathematics is NOT funny...if they got rid of six customers, the five star service would be just about right.

Tophat665 · 07-03-2008, 10:50 AM

This thread knows that pi R not squared. Pi R round. Cornbread R squared.
/ If mathematics isn't funny, you're not trying hard enough.

jewels · 07-03-2008, 11:47 AM

This thread wonders why we don't bank in our cookie jars.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-03-2008, 09:24 PM

This thread just finished gazing in awe at the night sky, away from the lights of the city. Then it had to call its beloveds to share.

jewels · 07-04-2008, 03:46 AM

This thread gazes in awe at the morning sky, too.

uncle phil · 07-04-2008, 04:01 AM

sometimes this thread just gazes in awe...

BadNick · 07-04-2008, 08:12 AM

this thread used an awl to repair the fringe of its Persian rug

Tophat665 · 07-04-2008, 01:04 PM

This thread has been in the South long enough that it uses the word "y'all" in everyday conversation.

jewels · 07-04-2008, 05:17 PM

This thread thinks y'all talk funny.

ottopilot · 07-04-2008, 05:37 PM

This thread maintains viscosity at high temperatures.

BadNick · 07-04-2008, 08:37 PM

This thread is full of gaseous substances so its viscosity increases with temperature.

jewels · 07-05-2008, 03:28 AM

This thread's temperature rises easily.

uncle phil · 07-05-2008, 04:03 AM

this thread will never be in danger of unraveling...

Tophat665 · 07-05-2008, 05:25 AM

If this thread is not part of the solution, it's part of the precipitate.

Fly · 07-05-2008, 07:22 AM

this thread destroyed the whole front end of his truck in a 5 km fender bender......and is pissed right off.........

ottopilot · 07-05-2008, 07:25 AM

This thread needs BEER!

Fly · 07-05-2008, 07:28 AM

damn rights this thread needs the wobbly pops........

ring · 07-05-2008, 12:21 PM

This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."

Beckett knows about entropy.

Tophat665 · 07-05-2008, 01:23 PM

This thread is beginning to think that Godot has taken his cash advance and buggered off to Rio, its wot this thread is beginning to think, it is.

/ Think, pig, think!

BadNick · 07-05-2008, 01:37 PM

Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark...this thread thinks about breaking wind in Denmark

Tophat665 · 07-05-2008, 03:24 PM

This thread needs to by a new windbreaker.

uncle phil · 07-05-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."

Beckett knows about entropy.

this thread has no idea how many ice cubes have melted since the last post...

BadNick · 07-05-2008, 09:43 PM

This thread thinks about the 1st law of thermodynamics as it drinks another cold beer.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-05-2008, 10:32 PM

Thread needs to be wound to be strong.

06-30-2008, 01:44 AM	#1281 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread likes to talk about food. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

06-30-2008, 02:36 AM	#1282 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread also believes in the recuperative powers of peristalsis... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2008, 03:18 AM	#1283 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	In search of a special purpose, this thread paid a visit to Navin R. Johnson. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

06-30-2008, 08:48 AM	#1284 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread does what it can... until its destiny is revealed. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

06-30-2008, 10:50 AM	#1286 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread continues to endure senseless punishment __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

06-30-2008, 12:20 PM	#1287 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread recently escaped from the punitentiary where it had been payuing the punalty for impunetrable punditry. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-30-2008, 03:23 PM	#1288 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread tried to say that 5 times fast. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

06-30-2008, 03:48 PM	#1289 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this threads tongue fell off... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2008, 03:09 AM	#1290 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread keeps its tongue in a jar by the door. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-01-2008, 03:22 AM	#1291 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread was born to lick your face. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-01-2008, 04:31 AM	#1292 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread sounds like it is beginning to speak in tongues... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2008, 05:33 AM	#1293 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hallelujiah, sayeth this thread. It's got a powerful hankerin for the flavor of living rattlesnake head. / This thread just noticed that this poster must have been flattering Sion, as he used the very same reference as was used back around page 8. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-01-2008, 05:48 AM	#1294 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread was caught with it's hand in the cookie jar. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-03-2008, 06:43 AM	#1295 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread, along with Sharon, Lois & Bram, wonders who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

07-03-2008, 07:44 AM	#1296 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is standing in line at a bank that guarantees "five-star service" behind eleven other disgruntled customers. I guess it's kind of funny. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-03-2008, 10:35 AM	#1297 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread believes that mathematics is NOT funny...if they got rid of six customers, the five star service would be just about right.

07-03-2008, 10:50 AM	#1298 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread knows that pi R not squared. Pi R round. Cornbread R squared. / If mathematics isn't funny, you're not trying hard enough. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-03-2008, 11:47 AM	#1299 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread wonders why we don't bank in our cookie jars. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-03-2008, 09:24 PM	#1300 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread just finished gazing in awe at the night sky, away from the lights of the city. Then it had to call its beloveds to share. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-04-2008, 03:46 AM	#1301 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread gazes in awe at the morning sky, too. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-04-2008, 04:01 AM	#1302 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sometimes this thread just gazes in awe... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2008, 08:12 AM	#1303 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread used an awl to repair the fringe of its Persian rug

07-04-2008, 01:04 PM	#1304 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has been in the South long enough that it uses the word "y'all" in everyday conversation. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-04-2008, 05:17 PM	#1305 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread thinks y'all talk funny. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-04-2008, 05:37 PM	#1306 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread maintains viscosity at high temperatures. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-04-2008, 08:37 PM	#1307 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is full of gaseous substances so its viscosity increases with temperature.

07-05-2008, 03:28 AM	#1308 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread's temperature rises easily. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-05-2008, 04:03 AM	#1309 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will never be in danger of unraveling... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-05-2008, 05:25 AM	#1310 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If this thread is not part of the solution, it's part of the precipitate. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-05-2008, 07:22 AM	#1311 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread destroyed the whole front end of his truck in a 5 km fender bender......and is pissed right off......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2008, 07:25 AM	#1312 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread needs BEER! __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-05-2008, 07:28 AM	#1313 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	damn rights this thread needs the wobbly pops........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2008, 12:21 PM	#1314 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante." Beckett knows about entropy.

07-05-2008, 01:23 PM	#1315 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is beginning to think that Godot has taken his cash advance and buggered off to Rio, its wot this thread is beginning to think, it is. / Think, pig, think! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-05-2008, 01:37 PM	#1316 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark...this thread thinks about breaking wind in Denmark