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Old 06-16-2008, 04:44 PM   #1201 (permalink)
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THis thread is the elephant's adenoids. It's in like Flynn.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:41 PM   #1202 (permalink)
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this thread has moxie in Biloxi
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:06 PM   #1203 (permalink)
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Once this thread got sozzled on scotch and fizzy water in Biloxi and fell down a flight of stairs and fractured it's coccyx.
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:07 PM   #1204 (permalink)
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This thread like to stay mobile in Mobile.
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:19 PM   #1205 (permalink)
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This thread was swallowed by swollen swan from a sweltering swamp while swigging at a swinging soirée in Swanee.

It was swell ... or so I was told
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:46 AM   #1206 (permalink)
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This thread is ...
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:34 AM   #1207 (permalink)
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...the tops, it's the tower of pizza...it's the mommy lisa...
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:52 AM   #1208 (permalink)
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this thread is running away with lisa loeb and doesn't care if uncle phil's feelings are hurt
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:14 AM   #1209 (permalink)
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belief rules

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Fearing nothingness
will provide us nothingness
until we can do so.
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:48 AM   #1210 (permalink)
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This thread is down with that.
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:32 AM   #1211 (permalink)
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Explaining this thread
could only make it less clear;
it wants just to know.
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:56 AM   #1212 (permalink)
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this thread shocks the monkey
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:59 AM   #1213 (permalink)
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In Soviet Russia, the Monkey Shocks this Thread.
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:27 AM   #1214 (permalink)
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This thread was in a dead-end job until it learned to call it a Cul de Sac.
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:14 PM   #1215 (permalink)
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this thread looked in the mirror and saw this thread
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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:17 PM   #1216 (permalink)
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this thread has been dazed and confused for so long...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:00 PM   #1217 (permalink)
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This thread saw this "wanted" poster of a few escaped Christmas trees...if you see them immediately call the authorities, do not approach, they are branched and coniferous.

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Old 06-18-2008, 07:03 PM   #1218 (permalink)
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This thread went "wee wee wee wee" all the way home.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:09 AM   #1219 (permalink)
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This thread hopes you were wearing a diaper.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:52 AM   #1220 (permalink)
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this thread also keeps a supply of k-wipes in the rear closet...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:17 AM   #1221 (permalink)
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This thread is hoping
we all are telling bad jokes
while sharing good truth.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:45 PM   #1222 (permalink)
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this thread is the truth
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:59 PM   #1223 (permalink)
 
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This thread ate the trail of bread-crumbs.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:10 PM   #1224 (permalink)
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This thread ate the worm.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:31 PM   #1225 (permalink)
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This thread ate the whole thing.
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Old 06-21-2008, 10:22 AM   #1226 (permalink)
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This thread has the heartbreak of psoriasis.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:05 PM   #1227 (permalink)
 
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This thread is once again on tenterhooks.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:25 PM   #1228 (permalink)
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This thread's dad is bigger than your dad.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:27 PM   #1229 (permalink)
 
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This threads army wears mother boots.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:41 PM   #1230 (permalink)
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this thread boots army mothers
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:11 PM   #1231 (permalink)
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This thread was instructed to synchronize it's watch prior to the rendezvous.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:10 AM   #1232 (permalink)
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this thread is beginning to sound like it's wound too tightly...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:08 AM   #1233 (permalink)
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this thread is lurking in the sunlight
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:33 AM   #1234 (permalink)
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this thread is composed entirely of dark matter
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:07 AM   #1235 (permalink)
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Quote:
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this thread is composed entirely of dark matter
which has been dyed a lovely shade of yellow...
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:11 PM   #1236 (permalink)
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Depending on the speed of recession of this thread from said dark matter, it can be any color it wants.
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:21 AM   #1237 (permalink)
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This thread is sick and tired of its color or size label having such significance.
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:40 AM   #1238 (permalink)
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this thread has no prejudice...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:22 AM   #1239 (permalink)
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This thread hates all groups of people equally.
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:48 AM   #1240 (permalink)
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agreed...except for colorless dwarfs, they're OK. Dwarfs have been known to protect the innocent.

exploding white dwarf:


red dwarf:


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