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Tophat665 · 05-14-2008, 07:42 PM

This thread feels pretty. Oh so pretty. It feels pretty and witty and gay.

jewels · 05-15-2008, 12:19 AM

This thread is back in the closet.

uncle phil · 05-15-2008, 02:54 AM

this thread loves the western movies...

Tophat665 · 05-15-2008, 05:15 AM

THis thread likes gladiator movies too.

BadNick · 05-15-2008, 07:52 AM

This thread is standing here bravely ...I am Spartacus! or am I Hopalong Cassidy? Now this thread is confused.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2008, 08:32 AM

I thought this thread was trying to enlighten other threads.

BadNick · 05-15-2008, 10:16 AM

In an effort to save energy and bandwidth, this thread is getting multiple use out of this thread enlightening picture

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2008, 10:21 AM

This thread loves you, as you well know.

uncle phil · 05-15-2008, 03:47 PM

this thread almost feels the love...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2008, 05:09 PM

Hell, man.

This thread can even feel yours.

Now, about the lingering moistness on my foot?

Tophat665 · 05-15-2008, 06:06 PM

This thread has never been on a summer's cruise.
/ Quelle Damage

BadNick · 05-15-2008, 08:05 PM

Does a summer car cruise count? This thread has never been on a ship cruise but likes car cruises ...though it is difficult to play shuffle board in a two seater and there is just not much space for a large pool ...restaurant service? = drive up only...as witnessed by this thread.

jewels · 05-16-2008, 12:16 AM

This thread prefers the water to the street or the drive thru ...

uncle phil · 05-16-2008, 02:24 AM

this thread drinks at "moe's..."

BadNick · 05-16-2008, 04:19 AM

Sometimes this thread likes to drink mo'e

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-16-2008, 06:16 AM

You ARE bad.

Ring me.

This thread believes we'll eventually meet.

BadNick · 05-16-2008, 12:23 PM

Eventually can be almost forever, though usually it's better sooner than later.

This thread has learned to not drink mo'e and drive

uncle phil · 05-17-2008, 02:34 AM

this thread is not ready to leave...

jewels · 05-17-2008, 04:56 AM

This thread is staying put and wonders about the origination of put in that sense.

BadNick · 05-17-2008, 03:35 PM

Sometimes this thread is a putz and doesn't know what staying put means. This thread thinks it might not care about that, though. Not sure...is it important?

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-17-2008, 04:23 PM

This thread will never stay put, although it does.

BadNick · 05-17-2008, 05:11 PM

How about if it doesn't rain tomorrow, this thread will try to putt?

uncle phil · 05-17-2008, 05:49 PM

36 fookin' times, today...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-18-2008, 02:59 AM

"Along he came, and he did put, upon my farm, his lovely foot.". -OOA

uncle phil · 05-18-2008, 10:14 AM

and 18 today...

ring · 05-18-2008, 12:23 PM

This thread has restless ******** syndrome.

BadNick · 05-18-2008, 06:35 PM

This thread knows of ancient, secret potions and magical incantations that permamently rid the body and psyche of restless ******** syndrome.

uncle phil · 05-19-2008, 03:11 AM

this thread will wave at me tomorrow morning...

jewels · 05-19-2008, 03:32 AM

This thread loves the smell of napalm in the morning ...

Tophat665 · 05-19-2008, 07:15 AM

This thread thinks it smells like....
Surfboard wax.

uncle phil · 05-19-2008, 07:43 AM

this thread uses this all the time, that's why...

ring · 05-19-2008, 08:13 AM

This thread needs more roughage.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-19-2008, 05:31 PM

This thread is now counting the hours.

jewels · 05-20-2008, 12:15 AM

This thread loves to count. Ha ha ha ha.

ring · 05-20-2008, 05:33 AM

This thread will oblige.
4980 minutes.

BadNick · 05-20-2008, 07:30 AM

My Family Counts the coffins covered by the Carpathian Mountains

ring · 05-20-2008, 07:33 AM

This thread is trembling,
in a good way.

BadNick · 05-20-2008, 10:34 AM

This thread wants to suck you neck...in a good way.

jewels · 05-21-2008, 12:23 AM

This thread might have goosebumps.

SSJTWIZTA · 05-21-2008, 01:14 AM

this thread just picked up the phone and called both Van Helsing and Buffy.

This thread trembles no more.

05-14-2008, 07:42 PM	#1081 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread feels pretty. Oh so pretty. It feels pretty and witty and gay. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-15-2008, 12:19 AM	#1082 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is back in the closet. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-15-2008, 02:54 AM	#1083 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread loves the western movies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 05:15 AM	#1084 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread likes gladiator movies too. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-15-2008, 08:32 AM	#1086 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought this thread was trying to enlighten other threads. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2008, 07:52 AM	#1085 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is standing here bravely ...I am Spartacus! or am I Hopalong Cassidy? Now this thread is confused.

05-15-2008, 10:16 AM	#1087 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	In an effort to save energy and bandwidth, this thread is getting multiple use out of this thread enlightening picture

05-15-2008, 10:21 AM	#1088 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread loves you, as you well know. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2008, 03:47 PM	#1089 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread almost feels the love... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2008, 05:09 PM	#1090 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hell, man. This thread can even feel yours. Now, about the lingering moistness on my foot? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2008, 06:06 PM	#1091 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has never been on a summer's cruise. / Quelle Damage __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-15-2008, 08:05 PM	#1092 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Does a summer car cruise count? This thread has never been on a ship cruise but likes car cruises ...though it is difficult to play shuffle board in a two seater and there is just not much space for a large pool ...restaurant service? = drive up only...as witnessed by this thread.

05-16-2008, 12:16 AM	#1093 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread prefers the water to the street or the drive thru ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-16-2008, 02:24 AM	#1094 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread drinks at "moe's..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-16-2008, 04:19 AM	#1095 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Sometimes this thread likes to drink mo'e

05-16-2008, 06:16 AM	#1096 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You ARE bad. Ring me. This thread believes we'll eventually meet. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-16-2008, 12:23 PM	#1097 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Eventually can be almost forever, though usually it's better sooner than later. This thread has learned to not drink mo'e and drive

05-17-2008, 02:34 AM	#1098 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is not ready to leave... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-17-2008, 04:56 AM	#1099 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is staying put and wonders about the origination of put in that sense. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-17-2008, 03:35 PM	#1100 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Sometimes this thread is a putz and doesn't know what staying put means. This thread thinks it might not care about that, though. Not sure...is it important?

05-17-2008, 04:23 PM	#1101 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread will never stay put, although it does. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-17-2008, 05:11 PM	#1102 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	How about if it doesn't rain tomorrow, this thread will try to putt?

05-17-2008, 05:49 PM	#1103 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	36 fookin' times, today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2008, 02:59 AM	#1104 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	"Along he came, and he did put, upon my farm, his lovely foot.". -OOA __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-18-2008, 10:14 AM	#1105 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and 18 today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-18-2008, 12:23 PM	#1106 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has restless ******** syndrome.

05-18-2008, 06:35 PM	#1107 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread knows of ancient, secret potions and magical incantations that permamently rid the body and psyche of restless ******** syndrome.

05-19-2008, 03:11 AM	#1108 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will wave at me tomorrow morning... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2008, 03:32 AM	#1109 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread loves the smell of napalm in the morning ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-19-2008, 07:15 AM	#1110 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread thinks it smells like.... Surfboard wax. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-19-2008, 07:43 AM	#1111 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread uses this all the time, that's why... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-19-2008, 08:13 AM	#1112 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread needs more roughage.

05-19-2008, 05:31 PM	#1113 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is now counting the hours. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-20-2008, 12:15 AM	#1114 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread loves to count. Ha ha ha ha. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

05-20-2008, 05:33 AM	#1115 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread will oblige. 4980 minutes.