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05-08-2008, 02:42 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread is already down in savannah eatin' cream and bananas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-08-2008, 06:16 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fine. If none of you will help out this thread will get its own pickled egg.
 This thread is replete, and recommends you not stand downwind of it for a few hours.
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05-10-2008, 04:15 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread is back after degasification and ready for 15 hrs straight of futurama
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-10-2008, 05:44 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread feel much less bloated now than it had previously, and is craving something fresh and summer-y.
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05-10-2008, 07:26 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Tophat made this thread hungry for the bounty of spring/early summer so now it wants berries and fruits....though when this thread said "bounty" it had bad thoughts about the bounty hunter finding this thread in spite of it being in the witness protection program ...but on to the delicacies
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05-10-2008, 07:38 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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This thread is making me hungry.
These pretzels are making me thirsty. This man is making a funny.
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05-11-2008, 02:28 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread searches for a bowie knife...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-11-2008, 04:27 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread can gut a fish in 10 seconds or less.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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05-11-2008, 05:14 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread is taking the laughter out of slaughter.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-11-2008, 05:25 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread would love some adult companionship, but doesn't want to pay a governorship for it.
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05-11-2008, 09:42 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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and the fool too... this thread be merry and poppin'
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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05-12-2008, 12:25 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread must tread gently as if often teeters over the line of sanity.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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05-12-2008, 02:39 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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but this thread also carries a big "stick..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-12-2008, 08:25 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This thread wants to go back to the Bahamas ...hey, let's all of us go there for a Witness Protection Thread Reunion! This thread has very fond memories of staying at a nice house called Dugdale on Harbour Island in the Bahamas, at that time the house was owned by a friend but now it's owned by some multi-billionaire who was married to Ellen Barkin ...this thread always had a soft spot for Ellen. While at Dugdale, this thread was very protected and taken care of by Angela and Vincent; every morning Angela would bake fresh bread and Vincent would catch langostino lobsters and conch for the lobster and conch salads. Since then Angela has become somewhat well known for her Angela's Starfish Restaurant. Vincent highly qualifies as a fertility specialist; after failing to propogate a baby thread for over 5 years, this thread drank one of Vincent's secret elixers which he said would guarantee an offspring; a year later this thread had a new baby daughter thread. Lots of cool things to see and explore in the Bahamas.
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05-12-2008, 03:27 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread is made entirely out of a question mark...
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? Last edited by uncle phil; 05-12-2008 at 03:47 PM.. Reason: never mind...wrong button... |
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05-12-2008, 03:45 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread also has the mysterians...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-13-2008, 12:23 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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this thread enjoys hanging upside down in trees
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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05-13-2008, 02:40 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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can't remember...has this thread played nick-nack on my thumb yet?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-13-2008, 05:41 AM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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05-13-2008, 12:10 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
This thread is getting shaggy and is thinking about shaving its dome.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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05-13-2008, 03:13 PM
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Upright
Location: reykjavík, iceland
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this thread bored a hole to the centre of the sun in search of the source of all things yellow.
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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05-14-2008, 07:16 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This thread wondered what "cruising the calle..." means so it googled it hoping to see some way out of this witness protection program by cruising down to calle ...though this thread enjoys all you guys and gals it would still like to have an occasional furlough from the witness protection program.
So this google adventure came up with: Copper Bar (Fetish) Gay Cruise Bar Calle de San Vicente Ferrer, 34 , Madrid Well-established, gay bar for naked, leather and rubber fetish lovers with a small dark room. Underwear party every Sunday. Other themed parties such as S&M, FF and Jocks on Wednesdays. reviews and map |
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05-14-2008, 09:02 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread can translate multilingually.
calle = street
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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05-14-2008, 09:30 AM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread could also be accused of being a cunning linguist...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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