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04-03-2008, 11:04 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread has not yet risen to its level of incompetence
(see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle for details)
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04-03-2008, 04:00 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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but this thread doesn't wear 'white' after labor day...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-04-2008, 01:47 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread can carry a tune all the way to Montezuma.
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04-04-2008, 07:03 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread wonders if everyone in Libya has very wide feet, to name their capital Triple E.
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04-04-2008, 09:44 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This thread is somewhat jealous of people who live in Intercourse, PA and is noticing that some prudish types are moving to Blue Ball, PA. As far as this thread knows, there are no prisons in Intercourse or Blue Ball, so that's a plus.
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04-04-2008, 12:32 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread has spent time in Beaver Lick Kentucky. It had a girlfrien in Sugar Tit for a while, and she used to visit the Big Bone Lick State park with it. They broke up when he wanted to take her to the Bong Recreation Area.
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04-04-2008, 12:42 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread would love to be able to ski at cameltoe...er...camelback...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-04-2008, 03:15 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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It is not true that this thread ever slept with any of the Kennedys, though it once got a ride home from a party with Teddy on a bet.
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04-04-2008, 03:34 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread never heard of mary jo kopechne...
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04-04-2008, 03:50 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread has weird dreams whenever it naps in the late afternoon
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04-04-2008, 05:46 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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hey, this thread also noticed that. And for some strange unexplained reason, every time this thread goes to Martha's Vineyard, it visits the infamous bridge on Chappaquiddick. Luckily, there is also a beautiful beach near there. |
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04-05-2008, 02:35 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread smiles while remembering, "there once was a man from nantucket..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-05-2008, 03:53 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread enjoys a freshly cut fruit salad some mornings.
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04-06-2008, 02:35 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread would love to meet nancy sinatra...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-06-2008, 05:58 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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this thread wonders what happened to those go-go boots ...
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04-06-2008, 08:09 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread also wonders what happened to the Go-Bots
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04-06-2008, 11:31 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread sees a red door and wants to paint it black...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-06-2008, 11:51 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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this thread has seen the girls go by dressed in their Sunday clothes
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04-06-2008, 12:14 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-07-2008, 12:15 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread doesn't like getting up so early
 but is a card carryin' member of the Witness Protection Party.
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04-07-2008, 02:37 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread will party at the drop of a hat...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-07-2008, 03:57 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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or the drop of a glove, or a scarf, or a pair of panties... especially at the drop of a pair of panties 
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04-08-2008, 02:48 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread is carefully making its way through the maze that is life...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-08-2008, 03:51 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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this thread just realized it has jury duty tomorrow!
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