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Ourcrazymodern? · 03-10-2008, 02:14 PM

This thread both confirms and denies.

Sion · 03-10-2008, 04:53 PM

this thread denies any confirmation of denial OR confirmation of any rumors that may, or may not, currently be floating around the interwebnet re: as to whether this thread denied or confirmed.

uncle phil · 03-10-2008, 04:58 PM

this thread STILL did not have sex with that woman...

Charlatan · 03-10-2008, 07:43 PM

This thread dry cleaned its blue dress...

jewels · 03-11-2008, 12:37 AM

This thread is a devil in a blue dress.

uncle phil · 03-11-2008, 02:26 AM

thank jeebus this thread is not becoming inundated with "sweeney todd" commercials...

ring · 03-11-2008, 05:09 AM

This thread is going to be in the next Johnny Depp film.

jewels · 03-12-2008, 07:31 AM

This thread is mostly horizontal unless, of course, it's being braided.

BadNick · 03-12-2008, 09:18 AM

If it must be horizontal, this thread bears witness that it would prefer to be doing some horizontal jogging, or horizontal mambo when it is more in a mood for dance than exercise. This thread has not been braided since 1969 so it's long overdue.

jewels · 03-12-2008, 10:16 AM

This thread has gone FLY fishing.

BadNick · 03-12-2008, 10:20 AM

BEER! works better for FLY fishing around here.

....damn, that's ^ a good looking fly.

uncle phil · 03-12-2008, 11:31 AM

this thread would help Fly catch a fish...

ring · 03-12-2008, 01:21 PM

This thread is a Dream Weaver..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk4qeCT-RFk

Sion · 03-12-2008, 02:17 PM

this thread is a tartan weaver: http://www.tartanweaver.com/

BadNick · 03-12-2008, 02:27 PM

For a minute there, this thread thought it was in the Dennis Weaver thread.

uncle phil · 03-12-2008, 02:36 PM

this thread does not recognize client #9...

BadNick · 03-12-2008, 02:44 PM

This thread keeps rubbing it's little jade amulet but it's not getting any better. It's not getting any worse, either.

Charlatan · 03-12-2008, 04:46 PM

Dennis Weaver crashes this thread.

BadNick · 03-12-2008, 07:03 PM

For proper witness protection, this thread always wears seat belts while driving.

jewels · 03-13-2008, 12:31 AM

This thread has never worn a condom.

uncle phil · 03-13-2008, 02:27 AM

nor has this thread ever missed a period...

BadNick · 03-13-2008, 08:11 AM

this thread likes punctuation though it can take or leave punctuality

jewels · 03-13-2008, 09:21 AM

This thread wants to punch someone so watch out.

uncle phil · 03-13-2008, 03:57 PM

this thread has judy in reserve; so, watch out, jewels...

jewels · 03-13-2008, 04:08 PM

This thread ain't skeered of nobody, not nohow. Preposterously good one, Unca Phil.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-13-2008, 05:57 PM

This thread felt a moment of angst...

SSJTWIZTA · 03-13-2008, 08:11 PM

this thread is now teenaged and angry.

Tophat665 · 03-13-2008, 08:28 PM

This thread got into its Uncle's old Iron Maiden Albums, and is still angry, but now has something to do with it.

jewels · 03-14-2008, 12:33 AM

This thread is very sleepy and is encouraged to hear that it's Friday in the USA.

uncle phil · 03-14-2008, 02:18 AM

this thread just tripped over an untied shoelace...

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-15-2008, 03:07 AM

This thread wishes everyone knew everything on the grounds that there would then be no need for witness protection.

And it can tie its shoes.

jewels · 03-15-2008, 05:04 AM

This thread went to heaven and came back.

Sion · 03-15-2008, 10:35 AM

this thread went to hell, and back, in a hand basket

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-15-2008, 11:14 AM

This thread has been given a gift, a wonderful gift, which rings like a bell but resembles prurient seed-pods.

uncle phil · 03-15-2008, 12:53 PM

audie murphy would love this thread...

jewels · 03-15-2008, 02:33 PM

My grandmother would have loved crocheting with this thread.

Fly · 03-15-2008, 03:56 PM

this thread has just twisted a cap off of another wobbly pop

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-16-2008, 05:55 AM

This thread is glowing;
sensing new empowerment,
exulting in it.

ring · 03-16-2008, 05:51 PM

This thread is not bluffing.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-16-2008, 07:51 PM

This thread was atop a bluff just this afternoon.

03-10-2008, 02:14 PM	#681 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread both confirms and denies. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-10-2008, 04:53 PM	#682 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread denies any confirmation of denial OR confirmation of any rumors that may, or may not, currently be floating around the interwebnet re: as to whether this thread denied or confirmed. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-10-2008, 04:58 PM	#683 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread STILL did not have sex with that woman... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-10-2008, 07:43 PM	#684 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	This thread dry cleaned its blue dress... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-11-2008, 12:37 AM	#685 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is a devil in a blue dress. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-11-2008, 02:26 AM	#686 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	thank jeebus this thread is not becoming inundated with "sweeney todd" commercials... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-11-2008, 05:09 AM	#687 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is going to be in the next Johnny Depp film.

03-12-2008, 07:31 AM	#688 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is mostly horizontal unless, of course, it's being braided. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-12-2008, 09:18 AM	#689 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	If it must be horizontal, this thread bears witness that it would prefer to be doing some horizontal jogging, or horizontal mambo when it is more in a mood for dance than exercise. This thread has not been braided since 1969 so it's long overdue.

03-12-2008, 10:16 AM	#690 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has gone FLY fishing. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-12-2008, 10:20 AM	#691 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	BEER! works better for FLY fishing around here. ....damn, that's ^ a good looking fly.

03-12-2008, 11:31 AM	#692 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread would help Fly catch a fish... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-12-2008, 02:17 PM	#694 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is a tartan weaver: http://www.tartanweaver.com/ __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-12-2008, 02:27 PM	#695 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	For a minute there, this thread thought it was in the Dennis Weaver thread.

03-12-2008, 02:36 PM	#696 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread does not recognize client #9... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-12-2008, 02:44 PM	#697 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread keeps rubbing it's little jade amulet but it's not getting any better. It's not getting any worse, either.

03-12-2008, 04:46 PM	#698 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Dennis Weaver crashes this thread. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-12-2008, 07:03 PM	#699 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	For proper witness protection, this thread always wears seat belts while driving.

03-13-2008, 12:31 AM	#700 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has never worn a condom. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-13-2008, 02:27 AM	#701 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nor has this thread ever missed a period... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-13-2008, 08:11 AM	#702 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread likes punctuation though it can take or leave punctuality

03-13-2008, 09:21 AM	#703 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread wants to punch someone so watch out. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-13-2008, 03:57 PM	#704 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has judy in reserve; so, watch out, jewels... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-13-2008, 04:08 PM	#705 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread ain't skeered of nobody, not nohow. Preposterously good one, Unca Phil. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-13-2008, 05:57 PM	#706 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread felt a moment of angst... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-13-2008, 08:11 PM	#707 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	this thread is now teenaged and angry. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

03-13-2008, 08:28 PM	#708 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread got into its Uncle's old Iron Maiden Albums, and is still angry, but now has something to do with it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-14-2008, 12:33 AM	#709 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is very sleepy and is encouraged to hear that it's Friday in the USA. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-14-2008, 02:18 AM	#710 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread just tripped over an untied shoelace... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-15-2008, 03:07 AM	#711 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wishes everyone knew everything on the grounds that there would then be no need for witness protection. And it can tie its shoes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-15-2008, 05:04 AM	#712 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread went to heaven and came back. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-15-2008, 10:35 AM	#713 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread went to hell, and back, in a hand basket __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-15-2008, 11:14 AM	#714 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread has been given a gift, a wonderful gift, which rings like a bell but resembles prurient seed-pods. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-15-2008, 12:53 PM	#715 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	audie murphy would love this thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-15-2008, 02:33 PM	#716 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	My grandmother would have loved crocheting with this thread. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain