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ring · 01-22-2008, 04:56 PM

may this thread forgive me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j8d4IKajkA

Tophat665 · 01-22-2008, 07:05 PM

This thread is not heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. It is pansexual and wants to kiss you always, remember?

Sion · 01-23-2008, 03:58 AM

this thread bought
a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case

jewels · 01-23-2008, 04:27 AM

This thread sings the blues about poetic injustice both for the people and by the people.

uncle phil · 01-23-2008, 04:32 AM

this old thread, he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb...

ZenFilthPig · 01-23-2008, 05:19 AM

This thread was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Sit Ubu sit... good dog.

Fly · 01-23-2008, 05:49 AM

this thread likes to kick little dogs.

ZenFilthPig · 01-23-2008, 05:53 AM

When it's by itself it's called a thread, but when it's with others of the same species they're called a 'dongle of threed'.

I read it in a book once.

paddyjoe · 01-23-2008, 06:24 AM

this thread also read a book once, but prefers comic books......

Tophat665 · 01-23-2008, 06:44 AM

This thread is a bilingual illiterate. It cannot read in two languages.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2008, 06:56 AM

I'm making a doily out of this thread.

Tophat665 · 01-23-2008, 06:58 AM

This thread is in position to give ceiling cat a push when the time is right.

BadNick · 01-23-2008, 08:48 AM

If this thread gets sentenced to death, it wants a rare porterhouse steak, au gratin potatoes, and brussel sprouts (steamed, then heated in very hot olive oil) for it's last meal.

Sion · 01-23-2008, 02:47 PM

this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on

ring · 01-23-2008, 03:15 PM

treat this thread tendrily

uncle phil · 01-23-2008, 05:25 PM

this thread likes pina coladas...

jewels · 01-23-2008, 06:00 PM

This thread likes getting caught in the rain ...

uncle phil · 01-23-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread likes getting caught in the rain ...

awww...

this thread plans it's escape...

Tophat665 · 01-23-2008, 06:32 PM

This thread really appreciates all the input, but is still lonely and wants a pet. Does anyone have a pet they could give this thread to keep it company when you all are away?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on

Everybody knows that. It's the side facing the carpet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

treat this thread tendrily

True that. This thread loves to be entwined.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

awww...

this thread plans it's escape...

Ahh but what's it gonna do about him, Him, HIM!

Fotzlid · 01-23-2008, 08:24 PM

this thread longs for the days when vast heards of bison roamed the plains and the hunting was good.

uncle phil · 01-24-2008, 03:38 AM

this thread should name the pet "kemo sabe..."

Tophat665 · 01-24-2008, 05:58 AM

This thread remembers what it smells like downwind of a herd of bison.

For a pet, this thread would like something interesting, but not too large, nor too frail, that doesn't shed much, and can be fed with items on hand.

jewels · 01-24-2008, 06:08 AM

This thread is spinning, bobbing and mending.

Tophat665 · 01-24-2008, 06:45 AM

Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield is disgusting.
Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see each life that I ingest gives me life.
Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life?
Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat a molecule with chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore.
Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic like you. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies.
Renfield: Yes, spiders eat them.
Doctor Jack Seward: But what about sparrows?
Renfield: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows?
Doctor Jack Seward: Something larger perhaps?
Renfield: Oh, yes, a kitten. I beg you, a little, sleek, a playful kitten... something I can teach, I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten.
Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat?
Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2008, 01:10 PM

This thread is spinning a web.

I can appreciate that.

Maybe get a child?

uncle phil · 01-24-2008, 02:06 PM

this thread will not weave a tangled web...

Fly · 01-24-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid

this thread longs for the days when vast heards of bison roamed the plains and the hunting was good.

[threads speaks]......mmmmmmmmmmm...........bison............[/end thread speaks]

Tophat665 · 01-24-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

[threads speaks]......mmmmmmmmmmm...........bison............[/end thread speaks]

This thread, though supportive of nearly all orientations, would prefer it's son were totally straight, if it had its druthers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

This thread is spinning a web.

I can appreciate that.

Maybe get a child?

Unlike most other pets, children are really only good pets when they're asleep. Although this thread wouldn't mind that Kenny kid from Southpark as a pet - always seems to come back after fatal injuries, so probably bullet-proof - an excellent quality in a home security animal.

Fotzlid · 01-24-2008, 05:23 PM

this thread is packed and ready for an expedition to Mars but has to wait till the planets are aligned better.

Sion · 01-24-2008, 06:54 PM

reports of this thread's demise have been grossly exagerated

Tophat665 · 01-24-2008, 07:14 PM

This thread stayed up all night studying for an I exam.

BadNick · 01-24-2008, 08:18 PM

this thread laughs at its own jokes ...hahaahaahaaaaha

ZenFilthPig · 01-25-2008, 06:09 AM

This thread once told me a story about a little duck that lost it's hat and it made me cry.

jewels · 01-25-2008, 06:22 AM

This thread doesn't think of you, and how you left it cryin'

ZenFilthPig · 01-25-2008, 06:27 AM

This thread is a bitter, callous individual with very little love left to give.

Fly · 01-25-2008, 07:06 AM

this thread has gas.............

BadNick · 01-25-2008, 07:21 AM

this thread is a gas.........

Tophat665 · 01-25-2008, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenFilthPig

This thread is a bitter, callous individual with very little love left to give.

THis thread is an adherent to the maxim that the more love you give, the more you have to give.

Also, the love you take is equal to the love you make and someday monkey play piano songs.

Play piano songs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

this thread is a gas.........

THis thread is a noble gas.

uncle phil · 01-25-2008, 01:24 PM

this thread is very close to becoming a classical gas...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-25-2008, 02:36 PM

This thread is penetrating my tinfoil.

01-22-2008, 07:05 PM	#282 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is not heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. It is pansexual and wants to kiss you always, remember? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2008, 03:58 AM	#283 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste A flannel for my face Pyjamas, a hairbrush New shoes and a case __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-23-2008, 04:27 AM	#284 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread sings the blues about poetic injustice both for the people and by the people. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-23-2008, 04:32 AM	#285 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this old thread, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-23-2008, 05:49 AM	#287 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread likes to kick little dogs. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-23-2008, 05:19 AM	#286 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Sit Ubu sit... good dog.

01-23-2008, 05:53 AM	#288 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	When it's by itself it's called a thread, but when it's with others of the same species they're called a 'dongle of threed'. I read it in a book once.

01-23-2008, 06:24 AM	#289 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread also read a book once, but prefers comic books......

01-23-2008, 06:44 AM	#290 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is a bilingual illiterate. It cannot read in two languages. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2008, 06:56 AM	#291 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'm making a doily out of this thread. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2008, 06:58 AM	#292 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is in position to give ceiling cat a push when the time is right. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2008, 08:48 AM	#293 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	If this thread gets sentenced to death, it wants a rare porterhouse steak, au gratin potatoes, and brussel sprouts (steamed, then heated in very hot olive oil) for it's last meal.

01-23-2008, 02:47 PM	#294 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-23-2008, 03:15 PM	#295 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	treat this thread tendrily

01-23-2008, 05:25 PM	#296 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread likes pina coladas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-23-2008, 06:00 PM	#297 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread likes getting caught in the rain ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-23-2008, 08:24 PM	#300 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread longs for the days when vast heards of bison roamed the plains and the hunting was good.

01-24-2008, 03:38 AM	#301 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread should name the pet "kemo sabe..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-24-2008, 05:58 AM	#302 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread remembers what it smells like downwind of a herd of bison. For a pet, this thread would like something interesting, but not too large, nor too frail, that doesn't shed much, and can be fed with items on hand. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-24-2008, 06:08 AM	#303 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is spinning, bobbing and mending. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-24-2008, 06:45 AM	#304 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield is disgusting. Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see each life that I ingest gives me life. Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life? Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat a molecule with chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore. Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic like you. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies. Renfield: Yes, spiders eat them. Doctor Jack Seward: But what about sparrows? Renfield: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows? Doctor Jack Seward: Something larger perhaps? Renfield: Oh, yes, a kitten. I beg you, a little, sleek, a playful kitten... something I can teach, I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten. Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat? Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-24-2008, 01:10 PM	#305 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is spinning a web. I can appreciate that. Maybe get a child? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2008, 02:06 PM	#306 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will not weave a tangled web... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-24-2008, 05:23 PM	#309 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread is packed and ready for an expedition to Mars but has to wait till the planets are aligned better.

01-24-2008, 06:54 PM	#310 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	reports of this thread's demise have been grossly exagerated __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-24-2008, 07:14 PM	#311 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread stayed up all night studying for an I exam. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-24-2008, 08:18 PM	#312 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread laughs at its own jokes ...hahaahaahaaaaha

01-25-2008, 06:09 AM	#313 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread once told me a story about a little duck that lost it's hat and it made me cry.

01-25-2008, 06:22 AM	#314 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread doesn't think of you, and how you left it cryin' __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-25-2008, 06:27 AM	#315 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread is a bitter, callous individual with very little love left to give.

01-25-2008, 07:06 AM	#316 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has gas............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-25-2008, 07:21 AM	#317 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread is a gas.........

01-25-2008, 01:24 PM	#319 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is very close to becoming a classical gas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-25-2008, 02:36 PM	#320 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is penetrating my tinfoil. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT