Tophat665

This thread, though supportive of nearly all orientations, would prefer it's son were totally straight, if it had its druthers.

Unlike most other pets, children are really only good pets when they're asleep. Although this thread wouldn't mind that Kenny kid from Southpark as a pet - always seems to come back after fatal injuries, so probably bullet-proof - an excellent quality in a home security animal.

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