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#282 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is not heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. It is pansexual and wants to kiss you always, remember?
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#283 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread bought
a toothbrush, some toothpaste A flannel for my face Pyjamas, a hairbrush New shoes and a case
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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#284 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread sings the blues about poetic injustice both for the people and by the people.
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#285 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this old thread, he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#290 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is a bilingual illiterate. It cannot read in two languages.
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#292 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is in position to give ceiling cat a push when the time is right.
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#294 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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#296 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread likes pina coladas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#297 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread likes getting caught in the rain ...
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#298 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread plans it's escape...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread really appreciates all the input, but is still lonely and wants a pet. Does anyone have a pet they could give this thread to keep it company when you all are away?
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#301 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread should name the pet "kemo sabe..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#302 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread remembers what it smells like downwind of a herd of bison.
For a pet, this thread would like something interesting, but not too large, nor too frail, that doesn't shed much, and can be fed with items on hand.
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#304 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield is disgusting.
Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see each life that I ingest gives me life. Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life? Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat a molecule with chopsticks than to interest me in lesser carnivore. Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of a lunatic like you. What about spiders? Spiders eat the flies. Renfield: Yes, spiders eat them. Doctor Jack Seward: But what about sparrows? Renfield: Oh, yes. Did you say sparrows? Doctor Jack Seward: Something larger perhaps? Renfield: Oh, yes, a kitten. I beg you, a little, sleek, a playful kitten... something I can teach, I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten. Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat? Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it!
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#306 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread will not weave a tangled web...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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[threads speaks]......mmmmmmmmmmm...........bison............[/end thread speaks] |
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#308 (permalink) | ||
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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#310 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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reports of this thread's demise have been grossly exagerated
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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#314 (permalink) |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread doesn't think of you, and how you left it cryin'
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Also, the love you take is equal to the love you make and someday monkey play piano songs. Play piano songs. Quote:
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#319 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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this thread is very close to becoming a classical gas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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