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Old 12-17-2005, 01:04 AM   #6521 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:20 AM   #6522 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:28 PM   #6523 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:41 PM   #6524 (permalink)
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NO My secret is out!!! Zeraph is really a spy who goes around finding out peoples secrets and posting them on forms. Evil evil Zeraph.
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:08 AM   #6525 (permalink)
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Dragonknight's favorite movie is "Pete's Dragon" and his favorite song is Puff the Magic Dragon..... as he feels the song is his biography..... he sings it to himself every night before sleeping and cries himself to sleep
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:02 AM   #6526 (permalink)
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pan6467 fancies himself the next Alexander the Great, is planning to take over the world, but has to wait until he gets off work at the local mini-mart to implement his evil plan.
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:18 AM   #6527 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:41 PM   #6528 (permalink)
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You know that sample on Malcolm McClaren's Buffalo Gals.

The one that goes "...all this scratchin' is makin' me itch!"

That was maleficent, that was.
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Old 12-19-2005, 08:56 AM   #6529 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 09:21 AM   #6530 (permalink)
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Dragonknight explores life's mysteries by searching for the elusive pair of silk sleeper jammies uncle phil has been rumored to've laced with extra Christmas verve.
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Old 12-19-2005, 09:29 AM   #6531 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 09:40 AM   #6532 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:08 AM   #6533 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 11:14 AM   #6534 (permalink)
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SirLance is a prof lancer...of pimples and blisters, etc. What he doesn't tell you though, is that he saves the fluid and bathes in it annually.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:38 PM   #6535 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:10 PM   #6536 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:31 PM   #6537 (permalink)
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phil video taped pop's urinary sojourn in his parents back forty, while counting the moolah in his head that he will be charging pop for the chance to peruse said tape.
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:49 PM   #6538 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:51 PM   #6539 (permalink)
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Phil is really 50 cent. He just goes by phil when he and elvis take the spaceship to walmart...
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:54 AM   #6540 (permalink)
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SirLance has not even started his Christmas shopping. You will see him on December 24th, grabbing Cabbage Patch dolls from the weak and infirm.
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:03 PM   #6541 (permalink)
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Poppinjay has a shrine to the poppin fresh dough boy in his house.. in fact when he moved.. he carefully hand wrapped every item and lovingly packed it ... and unpacked it when he arrived at his new destination.

he goes totally nuts, in a good way, if you poke him in the tummy and make him go heh heh heh
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Old 12-21-2005, 05:04 PM   #6542 (permalink)
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mal responds to "adopt-a-pet" junk mail...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-21-2005, 05:06 PM   #6543 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2005, 05:57 PM   #6544 (permalink)
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"Willravel" is actually the pseudonym for the terrorist group, "Kill all knitting Granny's".

Granny's are buying guns for protection.
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:00 PM   #6545 (permalink)
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Elphaba is the minister of propaganda for the Knighthood of Industrious Longhorn Lipsynchers of Georgia, Romania, Antillies and Netherlands (KILLGRAN).
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:30 PM   #6546 (permalink)
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SirLance has really never been knighted, but he's been kinged a few times during games of checkers.
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Old 12-22-2005, 04:26 AM   #6547 (permalink)
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Bernadette, when she was a nubile young teenager, wanted desperately to become a nun... but then she realized that cussing at the nunnery was frowned upon and she said fuck that and went on to become the person she is today
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:45 AM   #6548 (permalink)
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Maleficent is the apathetic witch of the upper northeast. She wears non-committal slippers. She thought about getting Dorothy, and her little dog, too, but instead spent the day watching court television programs.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:51 AM   #6549 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:52 PM   #6550 (permalink)
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charlie's lookin'...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-22-2005, 01:01 PM   #6551 (permalink)
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uncle p was lookin' when Eminem dropped trou.

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Old 12-22-2005, 01:06 PM   #6552 (permalink)
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Freman was spotted at a christmas party wearing a strategically placed santa hat, and a leer, imporing all the employees of the company to come sit on his lap and say what they want for christmas...
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Old 12-22-2005, 01:17 PM   #6553 (permalink)
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Maleficent told him she wanted only a stocking stuffer.
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:03 PM   #6554 (permalink)
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pop wears stockings, unstuffed...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-23-2005, 02:40 PM   #6555 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil wears nylons to keep him warm on those cold, rainy nights!
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:43 PM   #6556 (permalink)
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in florida? surely SirLance jests (he's a comp geek from new delhi...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:55 PM   #6557 (permalink)
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uncle phil asked santa claus for a poster of flyman in pantyhose.
santa found the poster can now only be found on ebay & the limited edition poster is just too pricey nowadays.
so instead, santa brought uncle phil a xerox copy of paddyjoe in a sexy toilet paper dress.
while uncle phil was truly hoping for the flyman poster to hang over the mantel, he was pleased with santa's substitution gift & hung it in his bathroom above the back of the toilet.
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:43 PM   #6558 (permalink)
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thanks, bern...i think...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-24-2005, 07:11 AM   #6559 (permalink)
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bernadette was so hoping for a pic of fly in hose too.........
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Old 12-24-2005, 07:39 AM   #6560 (permalink)
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