SecretMethod70

JumpinJesus is neither Jumping, nor Jesus!

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Le temps détruit tout

"Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

Dragonknight

Secret once spent hours trying to understand the intricacies of the Beavis and Butthead movie, while drinking large glasses of seaweed juice.

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Freedom is NOT Free.

Zeraph

Dragonknight isn't really a knight! He's actually a dragon pretending to be a valiant dragon knight to lure people into his lair and eat them.

Dragonknight

NO My secret is out!!! Zeraph is really a spy who goes around finding out peoples secrets and posting them on forms. Evil evil Zeraph.

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Freedom is NOT Free.

pan6467

Dragonknight's favorite movie is "Pete's Dragon" and his favorite song is Puff the Magic Dragon..... as he feels the song is his biography..... he sings it to himself every night before sleeping and cries himself to sleep

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Grasshopper Green

pan6467 fancies himself the next Alexander the Great, is planning to take over the world, but has to wait until he gets off work at the local mini-mart to implement his evil plan.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

maleficent

Medusa feeds her pet bird, chicken for dinner every night... She tells the bird that it's not one of it's brethren though, and that it's actually tuna fish.. Chicken of the Sea tuna fish..

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jwoody

You know that sample on Malcolm McClaren's Buffalo Gals.

The one that goes "...all this scratchin' is makin' me itch!"

That was maleficent, that was.

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Dragonknight

Jwoody thinks that in his past life he was the original dog from the TV show Lassie.

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Freedom is NOT Free.

Fremen

Dragonknight explores life's mysteries by searching for the elusive pair of silk sleeper jammies uncle phil has been rumored to've laced with extra Christmas verve.

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Google

Poppinjay

Fremen masturbates to "Little House On The Prairie" episodes.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Daoust

PoppinJay chooses himself for Secret Santa at work.

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

SirLance

Doust has a vial of Paul McCartney's sweat that he stole from a teenaged fan who went to the 1968 candlestick park concert.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Zeraph

SirLance is a prof lancer...of pimples and blisters, etc. What he doesn't tell you though, is that he saves the fluid and bathes in it annually.

Poppinjay

Zeraph sat through "Brokeback Mountain" three times before he got it.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

pop once peed in his parents backyard...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

phil video taped pop's urinary sojourn in his parents back forty, while counting the moolah in his head that he will be charging pop for the chance to peruse said tape.

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uncle phil

"da bling be happenin'"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Phil is really 50 cent. He just goes by phil when he and elvis take the spaceship to walmart...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Poppinjay

SirLance has not even started his Christmas shopping. You will see him on December 24th, grabbing Cabbage Patch dolls from the weak and infirm.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

maleficent

Poppinjay has a shrine to the poppin fresh dough boy in his house.. in fact when he moved.. he carefully hand wrapped every item and lovingly packed it ... and unpacked it when he arrived at his new destination.

he goes totally nuts, in a good way, if you poke him in the tummy and make him go heh heh heh

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uncle phil

mal responds to "adopt-a-pet" junk mail...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Willravel

Uncle phil... IS MY UNCLE, TOO!!!

Elphaba

"Willravel" is actually the pseudonym for the terrorist group, "Kill all knitting Granny's".

Granny's are buying guns for protection.

SirLance

Elphaba is the minister of propaganda for the Knighthood of Industrious Longhorn Lipsynchers of Georgia, Romania, Antillies and Netherlands (KILLGRAN).

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

bernadette

SirLance has really never been knighted, but he's been kinged a few times during games of checkers.

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maleficent

Bernadette, when she was a nubile young teenager, wanted desperately to become a nun... but then she realized that cussing at the nunnery was frowned upon and she said fuck that and went on to become the person she is today

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Poppinjay

Maleficent is the apathetic witch of the upper northeast. She wears non-committal slippers. She thought about getting Dorothy, and her little dog, too, but instead spent the day watching court television programs.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

Poppinjay likes to touch himself when he is in the production booth and thinks no one is looking.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

charlie's lookin'...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle p was lookin' when Eminem dropped trou.

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maleficent

Freman was spotted at a christmas party wearing a strategically placed santa hat, and a leer, imporing all the employees of the company to come sit on his lap and say what they want for christmas...

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Poppinjay

Maleficent told him she wanted only a stocking stuffer.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

pop wears stockings, unstuffed...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil wears nylons to keep him warm on those cold, rainy nights!

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

uncle phil

in florida? surely SirLance jests (he's a comp geek from new delhi...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

uncle phil asked santa claus for a poster of flyman in pantyhose.
santa found the poster can now only be found on ebay & the limited edition poster is just too pricey nowadays.
so instead, santa brought uncle phil a xerox copy of paddyjoe in a sexy toilet paper dress.
while uncle phil was truly hoping for the flyman poster to hang over the mantel, he was pleased with santa's substitution gift & hung it in his bathroom above the back of the toilet.

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uncle phil

thanks, bern...i think...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

bernadette was so hoping for a pic of fly in hose too.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Daoust

Flyman has memorized every word of the "M" section of Websters New World College Dictionary just because he had the free time to do it.

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys