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09-01-2005, 03:18 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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GH fried his kitty one Sunday morning while trying to duplicate Ben Franklin's kite/lightning experiment.
Instead of a key, he used el gatito. tsk-tsk
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09-01-2005, 03:35 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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yeah, and fre was right there waking him up, on his way to church...
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09-01-2005, 03:54 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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The last time phil approached a church he heard a voice from above that said, "And ye shall sink a hole in one..."
He left right away for his nearest links, eager to do the Lord's work. Turns out, it was his buddy, a Scottish church-sign letterer, talking to himself. 
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09-03-2005, 02:57 AM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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Fremen buys candy cigarettes and pretends to smoke.
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09-04-2005, 05:11 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fremen likes to go into tall buildings just before lunch time, call each elevator in turn, break wind in it, and step out and send it to the top floor.
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09-04-2005, 05:13 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quote:
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09-07-2005, 09:46 AM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Top likes to hang out in the subway wearing his Armani suit and his Italian shoes and ask strangers to lend him trainfare.
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09-07-2005, 12:42 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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SirLance has a penchant for fresh boogers... only not his own. That would be gross.
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09-07-2005, 04:44 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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charlie...i'm at a loss for freakin' words...just, just...charlie...
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09-07-2005, 05:08 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Uncle Phil likes to hear the horror over and over again. No sense to it.
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09-08-2005, 12:08 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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kramus likes to put a banana in his pocket and tease the monkeys in his local zoo with the line, "I've got a banana in my pocket, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
(Or some such line.)
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09-08-2005, 05:02 AM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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And Paddyjoe films it and puts it on his website, "Ketchupfetish.com"
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09-08-2005, 09:45 AM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Funded by Fre's subscription to J's monkey poo fetish site, which he funds by tap dancing in the street outside of baseball games.
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09-08-2005, 11:15 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Poppinjay enjoys long walks in the park, margueritas and touching himself when noone is looking.
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09-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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charley likes pina coladas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-08-2005, 12:11 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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...and getting caught in the rain. Why do they always foget I like getting caught in the rain?
Uncle Phil, late at night, likes to go outside and stare at the moon while mumbling, "I am a fairy princess, I *am* a fairy princess..." Oddly his wife loves this about him.
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09-08-2005, 04:08 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Charlatan's greatest secret is that he is exactly what he appears to be.....
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09-08-2005, 07:18 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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tophat changed his names spelling from the Indian one bequethed him in great ceremony on the plains of the Dakotas. Once known as Too Fat, he felt a more dapper image should be presented.
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09-08-2005, 07:32 PM
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Illusionary
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Kramus is in actuality an agent for the Argentinian govenment, posing as a Canadian citizen to infiltrate the United States underground trade of marshmallow fluff treats. Thus far he has been unsuccessful, but has managed to get the recipe for fruit rollups.
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09-08-2005, 09:36 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Tecoyah likes to watch movies of dogs catching frisbees. He does this by the hour. Oddly enough, he has never touched a frisbee himself.
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09-09-2005, 04:19 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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right, and poppinjay won it...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-09-2005, 04:21 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Uncle Phil grows cultures taken from swabs from rental bowling shoes. He thinks he will create the ultimate cheese with them.
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09-09-2005, 04:36 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Kramus smuggles cheese from Wisconsin into South America, which he sells to rebels and uses the proceeds to support his belly button lint collection.
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09-09-2005, 05:36 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Elphaba has twice been reprimanded for only using 6 veils in her notorious dance routine - not to mention the citations for excessive fan failure in her encores.
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09-09-2005, 10:36 PM
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Elphaba was in line to replace Lori Laughlin as John Stamos' love interest in Full House but her refusal to remove her oversized-brim hat led to the cancellation of the show.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses |
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09-10-2005, 02:43 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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JumpinJesus enjoys spending his evenings standing in his 13th floor window waving to all his friends... Sadly, "all his friends" are sea gulls, pigeons and taxi cabs and none of them ever wave back. This doesn't deter him in the slightest.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-10-2005, 09:31 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Charlatan, or Chuckles in certain circles, likes to hire out for kid's birthday parties using his alter ego.
Chuckles proceeds to 'roast' the birthday kid to the amusement of the other little midgets, then on his break, he makes his 'move' on the closest parent.
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09-10-2005, 01:42 PM
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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Fremen once ran away to join the Circus but was turned away because of a little-known and rarely-used unspoken circus superstition: never accept into your big top a man who comes to you asking if elephants like peanuts and if there is someone guarding the elephants or if they are all alone.
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