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Old 08-10-2005, 12:20 PM   #5961 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:28 PM   #5962 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:21 PM   #5963 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:06 PM   #5964 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2005, 04:34 AM   #5965 (permalink)
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I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.

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Old 08-11-2005, 08:59 AM   #5966 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:52 AM   #5967 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:10 AM   #5968 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2005, 11:29 AM   #5969 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-11-2005, 12:03 PM   #5970 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:28 AM   #5971 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:03 PM   #5972 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:44 PM   #5973 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.
hehe...

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Old 08-12-2005, 04:26 PM   #5974 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:30 PM   #5975 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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fre's nick is actually "phremen..."
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:10 PM   #5976 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:04 PM   #5977 (permalink)
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phre's got that incident on tape...and he plays it every night...
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:29 PM   #5978 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:58 PM   #5979 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:24 AM   #5980 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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ohh_shesus spends her afternoons making little balls out of rubber cement... then she takes public transit and flicks the balls at all the other riders... any she has left over at the end of her ride she smears on the windows.
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:32 PM   #5981 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:34 PM   #5982 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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they were really looking for "charlie" at customs...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:39 PM   #5983 (permalink)
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ok, they were really looking for saut at customs...(those who were there know what i mean)
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Old 08-17-2005, 04:38 PM   #5984 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2005, 05:19 PM   #5985 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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ratbastid has always been insanely jealous of people that looked better than him in Charmin dresses.
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Old 08-17-2005, 06:20 PM   #5986 (permalink)
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which paddyjoe just LOVES to squeeze...
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Old 08-17-2005, 07:05 PM   #5987 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:08 AM   #5988 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:27 AM   #5989 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:27 AM   #5990 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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edit.....too slow....fuck!
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:22 AM   #5991 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Word has it that Tophat has always been a tiny bit, umm, 'premature'.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:53 AM   #5992 (permalink)
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paddyjoe got his redwings...
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:35 PM   #5993 (permalink)
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and daoust got his water wings...finally...since his parents never got any for him when he was growing up...knowing he couldn't swim...
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM   #5994 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil has secretly filled Doust's water wings with...

...water...
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:14 PM   #5995 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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SirLance bugs fly daily to let him star in one of his pornos, while wearing Daoust's water wings.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:32 PM   #5996 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:50 PM   #5997 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:50 PM   #5998 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:32 PM   #5999 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2005, 08:36 PM   #6000 (permalink)
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