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Old 07-20-2005, 05:39 PM   #5841 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:46 PM   #5842 (permalink)
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FORE..........
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:02 PM   #5843 (permalink)
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fly washes my balls...
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:19 PM   #5844 (permalink)
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phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls.
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Old 07-21-2005, 12:49 PM   #5845 (permalink)
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phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls.

Bernadette took the picture
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:01 PM   #5846 (permalink)
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Johnny stole the picture from me, took it to kinkos & had it blown up as a poster for his bedroom wall.
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Old 07-21-2005, 02:53 PM   #5847 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 04:15 PM   #5848 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Fremen can't help but laugh uproriously, while inventing new phrases for touching his weiner.
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Old 07-21-2005, 07:48 PM   #5849 (permalink)
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G.I.Joe has the kung-fu grip.............


......on his weiner that is.
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Old 07-21-2005, 11:33 PM   #5850 (permalink)
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flyman has momentarily given up wearing panty hose.
currently he prefers lacy topped stretch anklets for his hot summer roofer's attire.
goes nicely with the new hot pants joe gave him.
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:20 PM   #5851 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:05 AM   #5852 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2005, 07:15 AM   #5853 (permalink)
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ohh-shesus has gotten two D.U.I.s.....on his segway
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:02 PM   #5854 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:25 PM   #5855 (permalink)
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Every night without fail, Fremen reads bedtime stories to a dead rat he keeps in his top dresser drawer.
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:29 PM   #5856 (permalink)
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Every night without fail, Bernadettie Spaghetti reads bedtime stories to a (sadly) dead Fremen she keeps in her top dresser drawer.
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:09 AM   #5857 (permalink)
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bundy doesn't wear an drawers........
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:13 AM   #5858 (permalink)
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Flyman knows this because he goes thru Bundy's dirty laundry...
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:13 AM   #5859 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2005, 04:15 PM   #5860 (permalink)
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mal and cj met up in a bar to discuss the best way to overthrow Rhode Island.
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:11 PM   #5861 (permalink)
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Fremen knitted a cute little sweater for his dead pet rat.
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:11 PM   #5862 (permalink)
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bernie was going to fly to rochester wearing her "personalized" sleeper jammies but the homeland security people wouldn't let her on the plane; they said she would distract the pilots too much...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:18 PM   #5863 (permalink)
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sadly Phil forgot to bring his own sleeper jammies to Tecoyah's and as a result had a lot of trouble sleeping... he was forced to pass out instead.
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Old 07-25-2005, 12:19 PM   #5864 (permalink)
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/me runs to scan the scorecard from golf this past weekend...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:23 PM   #5865 (permalink)
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I might instead prefer to talk horseshoes.................


Weeeeeeeeee.......double whammy....
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:33 PM   #5866 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:35 PM   #5867 (permalink)
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Johnny Pyro declared his dog as a dependent on his income tax return.
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:02 PM   #5868 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:56 PM   #5869 (permalink)
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Fremen has his posts ghost-written for him.
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:59 PM   #5870 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:39 AM   #5871 (permalink)
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genuinegirly loves me deeply....but is far too shy to admit it

She also loves to eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches....at the beach...in the rain
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:40 AM   #5872 (permalink)
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Tecoyah has a rather large toe jam collection in his basement...
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Old 07-28-2005, 06:43 AM   #5873 (permalink)
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Charlatan has an unhealthy fascination with noses. He may even have a collection at home, but no one nose.
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Old 07-28-2005, 07:52 AM   #5874 (permalink)
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Jess likes to chew her toenails while watching re-runs of the Dukes of Hazzard... she worries that she will never stop and secretly prays that the re-runs will be pulled from the air.
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:16 AM   #5875 (permalink)
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Charlie's unhealthy attraction to various proboscii determined his choice of colleges. (Wossamotta U)




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Old 07-28-2005, 08:48 AM   #5876 (permalink)
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Secretly Fremen was eager to attend Tuktoyuktuk University in the Yukon... but when he applied the only answer he received was a blank piece of letterhead... it read: Tuk U.
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Old 07-28-2005, 11:08 AM   #5877 (permalink)
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Charlatan picks his nose & saves his boogers in a fancy jar that he keeps beside his computer.
Yes folks, he snacks from that jar whilst posting on TFP.

<small>Has anyone ever said Charlatan had good taste?</small>
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Old 07-28-2005, 11:10 AM   #5878 (permalink)
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Charalton runs around the neighborhood in the middle of the night naked because he likes to feel the wind against his body. He is working up the courage to do his runs in the middle of the day.
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Old 07-28-2005, 11:12 AM   #5879 (permalink)
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amazingly BOTH bernie and shesus share the same deep dark secret to one day be able to braid their armpit hair... Bernie has even taken to studying compicated Celtic knots in the hopes that she can make an artform out of it...
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:53 PM   #5880 (permalink)
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/me is in awe of charlatan's grasp of celtic underarmhair knots...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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