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cdwonderful · 05-25-2010, 10:29 AM

Mom always liked you better.............

uncle phil · 05-25-2010, 10:52 AM

dick...

cdwonderful · 05-25-2010, 02:20 PM

dufferpotamus.....

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-01-2010, 03:15 PM

Does this mean we can have a relationship?

uncle phil · 06-02-2010, 02:30 AM

insult - 5.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-02-2010, 07:41 AM

"Well, I need to get out of here - you can just turn into a couch"

uncle phil · 06-04-2010, 02:26 AM

I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming...

uncle phil · 06-07-2010, 02:26 AM

insult - 6.jpg

uncle phil · 06-09-2010, 02:31 AM

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Tophat665 · 06-09-2010, 05:46 AM

EABOD(|S) - Eat a [bag|box|bowl] of [dicks|dirt|shit]

---------- Post added at 09:46 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:08 AM ----------

Yo mama so....
... fat Weightwatchers has to watch her in shifts
... ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her
... fat she fell in love and broke it
... fat that, when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace keep trying to throw her back in the water.
... fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
... fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
... ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
... ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
... ugly she make onions cry
... ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
... ugly that when she sit on the beach, cats try to bury her.
... stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
... stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
... stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

(And some for geeks and nerds...)

... fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
... fat, the recursive function to calculate her mass cause a stack overflow.
... fat that the integral for the area under her curves is a divergent series.
... fat that she thee twinkies short of developing an event horizon.
... slutty that even the noble gasses have attached themselves to her.
... ugly that even Mario throw barrels at her.
... fat, she need two long integer variables to store her weight, so she don't overflow the buffer.
... fat that the project plan to get her to lose weight has a work breakdown structure that take two reams of paper to print out.
... lazy, even when she is in motion she tends not to stay in motion.
... fat State Farm sold her Group insurance
... stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron"

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-09-2010, 10:48 AM

You realize none of those are insults?

Tophat665 · 06-09-2010, 11:20 AM

Here's one: They would be if you had a mother.

uncle phil · 06-11-2010, 02:44 AM

insult - 8.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-12-2010, 04:43 PM

"I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind..." -M.P.&T.H.G.

uncle phil · 06-16-2010, 03:11 AM

insult - 9.jpg

Tophat665 · 06-16-2010, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Attachment 22619

Something I sometimes yell when a guy in a Camaro/Mustang/Low Rider peels out into traffic: "Sorry about your PENIS!"

uncle phil · 06-18-2010, 02:31 AM

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uncle phil · 06-20-2010, 04:25 AM

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uncle phil · 06-22-2010, 02:42 AM

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uncle phil · 06-24-2010, 02:35 AM

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Tophat665 · 06-24-2010, 05:12 AM

Wonder how many angels could dance on His head.

uncle phil · 06-25-2010, 02:39 AM

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Tophat665 · 06-25-2010, 01:51 PM

Hmm, I'm sure that makes you sad. Here's a dime. Go call all your friends and tell them about it.

uncle phil · 06-26-2010, 02:38 AM

insult - 15.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-26-2010, 07:56 AM

Do you have to be so open?

uncle phil · 06-27-2010, 04:20 AM

insult - 16.jpg

Tophat665 · 06-28-2010, 05:02 AM

Even Nickelback thinks you suck.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-28-2010, 12:12 PM

I used to feel sorry for myself.

uncle phil · 06-29-2010, 02:43 AM

insult - 17.jpg

Tophat665 · 06-29-2010, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

I used to feel sorry for myself.

Zing. Very nice.

uncle phil · 06-30-2010, 02:46 AM

insult - 18.gif

telekinetic · 07-01-2010, 07:40 AM

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth.

uncle phil · 07-02-2010, 02:46 AM

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uncle phil · 07-04-2010, 02:29 AM

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eVaderum · 07-04-2010, 02:57 AM

"take your testicles out of your purse and stop being such a wankpot"

uncle phil · 07-05-2010, 02:33 AM

insult - 21.jpg

uncle phil · 07-08-2010, 02:47 AM

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uncle phil · 07-10-2010, 03:18 AM

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Ourcrazymodern? · 07-10-2010, 12:58 PM

...you REMEMBER last night?

Tophat665 · 07-10-2010, 02:11 PM

Yes, but not fondly.

---------- Post added at 06:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 PM ----------

There's a word for women like you, but it's not used often.
Outside of a kennel.

05-25-2010, 10:29 AM	#121 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	Mom always liked you better............. __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

05-25-2010, 10:52 AM	#122 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	dick... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-25-2010, 02:20 PM	#123 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	dufferpotamus..... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig..... Last edited by cdwonderful; 05-25-2010 at 02:24 PM..

06-01-2010, 03:15 PM	#124 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Does this mean we can have a relationship? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-02-2010, 02:30 AM	#125 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 5.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2010, 07:41 AM	#126 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	"Well, I need to get out of here - you can just turn into a couch" __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-04-2010, 02:26 AM	#127 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I see your face when I am dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-07-2010, 02:26 AM	#128 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 6.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2010, 02:31 AM	#129 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 7.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2010, 05:46 AM	#130 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	EABOD(\|S) - Eat a [bag\|box\|bowl] of [dicks\|dirt\|shit] ---------- Post added at 09:46 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:08 AM ---------- Yo mama so.... ... fat Weightwatchers has to watch her in shifts ... ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her ... fat she fell in love and broke it ... fat that, when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace keep trying to throw her back in the water. ... fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. ... fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. ... ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower ... ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints ... ugly she make onions cry ... ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her. ... ugly that when she sit on the beach, cats try to bury her. ... stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes ... stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. ... stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. (And some for geeks and nerds...) ... fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1. ... fat, the recursive function to calculate her mass cause a stack overflow. ... fat that the integral for the area under her curves is a divergent series. ... fat that she thee twinkies short of developing an event horizon. ... slutty that even the noble gasses have attached themselves to her. ... ugly that even Mario throw barrels at her. ... fat, she need two long integer variables to store her weight, so she don't overflow the buffer. ... fat that the project plan to get her to lose weight has a work breakdown structure that take two reams of paper to print out. ... lazy, even when she is in motion she tends not to stay in motion. ... fat State Farm sold her Group insurance ... stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-09-2010, 10:48 AM	#131 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You realize none of those are insults? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-09-2010, 11:20 AM	#132 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Here's one: They would be if you had a mother. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-11-2010, 02:44 AM	#133 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 8.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-12-2010, 04:43 PM	#134 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	"I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind..." -M.P.&T.H.G. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-16-2010, 03:11 AM	#135 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 9.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-18-2010, 02:31 AM	#137 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 10.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-20-2010, 04:25 AM	#138 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 11.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-22-2010, 02:42 AM	#139 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 12.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-24-2010, 02:35 AM	#140 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 13.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-24-2010, 05:12 AM	#141 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Wonder how many angels could dance on His head. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-25-2010, 02:39 AM	#142 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 14.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-25-2010, 01:51 PM	#143 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hmm, I'm sure that makes you sad. Here's a dime. Go call all your friends and tell them about it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-26-2010, 02:38 AM	#144 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 15.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2010, 07:56 AM	#145 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Do you have to be so open? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-27-2010, 04:20 AM	#146 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 16.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2010, 05:02 AM	#147 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Even Nickelback thinks you suck. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-28-2010, 12:12 PM	#148 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I used to feel sorry for myself. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-29-2010, 02:43 AM	#149 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 17.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2010, 02:46 AM	#151 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 18.gif __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-01-2010, 07:40 AM	#152 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth. __________________ twisted no more

07-02-2010, 02:46 AM	#153 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 19.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2010, 02:29 AM	#154 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 20.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2010, 02:57 AM	#155 (permalink)
eVaderum Upright	"take your testicles out of your purse and stop being such a wankpot"

07-05-2010, 02:33 AM	#156 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 21.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2010, 02:47 AM	#157 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	insult - 22.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.