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Old 07-11-2003, 12:07 PM   #521 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...almost as painless as suicide.


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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:11 PM   #522 (permalink)
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...

A hidden camera is...
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:16 PM   #523 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-11-2003, 06:48 PM   #524 (permalink)
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a great way to become a pervert, sick, twisted, demented, obsessed with voyeur, a stalker, and a pariah.

My computer is...
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Old 07-12-2003, 02:31 AM   #525 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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starting turn itself on.

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Old 07-12-2003, 03:15 AM   #526 (permalink)
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...is like a moonbeam on drugs.


the end result of peristalsis is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-12-2003, 01:17 PM   #527 (permalink)
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*sploosh!* poop! (very clever, uncle fil)

A candle in a jar is...
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Old 07-12-2003, 01:33 PM   #528 (permalink)
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...safer than a fart in a windstorm.


horsemanure is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:16 PM   #529 (permalink)
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preferable to most of the posts in Tilted Politics!

A well manicured lawn is....
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:40 PM   #530 (permalink)
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hard to come by.

A woman's vagina is...
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Old 07-12-2003, 08:52 PM   #531 (permalink)
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yummy.

Stiltzkin is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:03 AM   #532 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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hard to figure out.

Bologna is
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:50 AM   #533 (permalink)
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...arguably the BEST cure for a hangover when fried and served on a kaiser roll with fried onions and cheese.


a tree is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-13-2003, 06:23 AM   #534 (permalink)
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...just like a stick, only bigger. And with leaves.

Kidneys are...
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Old 07-13-2003, 12:03 PM   #535 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
shaped like beans.


Uncle Phil is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 07-13-2003, 12:39 PM   #536 (permalink)
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...right here!


road rage is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:59 PM   #537 (permalink)
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a favorite American pastime.

So I'm hard to figure out, eh? Not sure what to think of that, but I like it

Gay men are...
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Old 07-13-2003, 05:16 PM   #538 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
not straight.

The Smashing Pumpkins is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-13-2003, 07:39 PM   #539 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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now defunct.

a tent is.....
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:42 PM   #540 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
for fucking.

flyman is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-13-2003, 07:45 PM   #541 (permalink)
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not to be taken before bedtime.


Superglue is
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:44 PM   #542 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
stuck to my hand to the table.

The Hilton sisters are...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:11 PM   #543 (permalink)
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sisters that I have never heard of, but I am wondering if they are hot and available?

The love of your life is...
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:59 PM   #544 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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a lifelong commitment.

Single slices of cheese are...
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:45 AM   #545 (permalink)
.
 
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...not enough.


cleanliness is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:20 AM   #546 (permalink)
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...not appropriate for viewers under the age of 17.


"my sharona" is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:55 AM   #547 (permalink)
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very, very annoying. Someone needs to tell your "sharona" to take a hike.

Tomato sauce and glass bottles are...
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:43 AM   #548 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...really good hand grenades.


the beach is...
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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Old 07-14-2003, 07:11 AM   #549 (permalink)
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Location: The land between the two rivers
. . . rough and the sand gets everywhere!

A Monkey is . . .
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Old 07-14-2003, 07:51 AM   #550 (permalink)
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Location: The Land Down Under
closely related to John Howard

Sony is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 09:44 AM   #551 (permalink)
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Location: SWLA
Cher's ex.(heh)

Cher is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 09:53 AM   #552 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
one crazy mofo.

school is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:24 AM   #553 (permalink)
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Location: Up yonder
hard but worth it.

Work is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:31 AM   #554 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
Really just a form of paid slavery.



Hi! My name is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:44 AM   #555 (permalink)
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Location: The land between the two rivers
. . . Slim Shady. ( I know, to obvious)

Strong Bad is . . .
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Old 07-14-2003, 12:55 PM   #556 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...good and weak.


alphabet soup is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:17 PM   #557 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: The South
hard to arrange in the proper order while eating.

...

Being judgemental is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:47 PM   #558 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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good for everyone!

Sucking from a straw is...
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:38 PM   #559 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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a good head rush.

a bottle of rum stuffed in the side of a watermelon is.....
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:44 PM   #560 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
rummelon.

Ozzy Osbourne is...
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