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Old 07-30-2003, 09:34 AM   #881 (permalink)
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Location: that place with the thing
gynecologist to the stars!

The hottest female in Hollywood is...
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I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:39 AM   #882 (permalink)
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Gwyneth Paltrow (mmm...)

Tripe is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:31 PM   #883 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...surgically impossible to dissect without a large aerosol spray can of industrial-strength pb blaster.


now pate, on the other hand, is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:21 PM   #884 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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either teh top of your head or what you spread on crackers or toast.

Swing music is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:28 PM   #885 (permalink)
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what a band plays at a hanging?

Oleo is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:51 PM   #886 (permalink)
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...the wrong way to spell, Oreo.


hops are...
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:24 PM   #887 (permalink)
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Location: London
an essential part of the brewing process.

hope is
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:28 PM   #888 (permalink)
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lost

faith is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:56 PM   #889 (permalink)
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NOTHING!

The Matrix is...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-30-2003, 06:57 PM   #890 (permalink)
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Location: that place with the thing
all around you.

An example of a third-world contraceptive is...
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:20 PM   #891 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
um. big mac box?


Drills are...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:27 PM   #892 (permalink)
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the last thing you wanna here at the dentist

jack daniels is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 07:35 PM   #893 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
not David Jackson's.

John Doe is...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:09 PM   #894 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
one of the Pillsbury Doe Boys.

Christmas in July is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:24 PM   #895 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
the worst hallmark holiday evar.


The Mystery Men is...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:37 PM   #896 (permalink)
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not put together right

the mystery men are...
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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:38 PM   #897 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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a dude dressed in black.

insomnia is......
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:45 PM   #898 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
great.
(The Mystery Men is a movie)

LiveJournals are...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-30-2003, 09:27 PM   #899 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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full of drivel.

Sweat equity is...
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:46 PM   #900 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
not a thing like Pocari Sweat COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK

The Pepsi beverage is...
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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-31-2003, 12:09 AM   #901 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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not as good as Coke.

Super size it, is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:51 AM   #902 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
a ploy to get people to buy more damn french fries then they could possibly eat!!!!!


Religeon is.............
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Its good to be back.
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:25 AM   #903 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
...a belief system that takes eons to understand.


Michigan is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:05 AM   #904 (permalink)
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Location: The land between the two rivers
. . . no where near as viscous as a wolverine.

Wolverine is . . .
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:05 PM   #905 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
...a spoonerism of that stuff kids used to sell in cans to make enough money to buy b-b guns.


a ferret is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:29 PM   #906 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
...slightly warmer than a jockstrap, but infinitely more wriggly

cat hairballs are...
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:44 PM   #907 (permalink)
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Location: that place with the thing
tasty if they're still wet.

A jewish neo-nazi is...
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle
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Old 07-31-2003, 01:49 PM   #908 (permalink)
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Location: Dreams
like a black KKK member

A cow is
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:10 PM   #909 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
...an example of the master race.


sunrise is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:23 PM   #910 (permalink)
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...a great thing to fall asleep to.

Camping is...
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:30 PM   #911 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
Like any other holiday, only wetter.

Rivers are...
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:50 PM   #912 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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trickling along the spine of the Earth.

Assuming something is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:58 PM   #913 (permalink)
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Location: Troy University
Making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Riding to work on a wild kangaroo is...
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Spr. '04: Eight Harmonic Minors
#2, "Punchline"
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:41 PM   #914 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
...a funny story Aussies tell to Americans so that we can laugh at how gullible you are.

while we´re at it, have you heard about Drop Bears???

cooking is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:46 PM   #915 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
great on da barbie with a couple 'o wobblies.

wobbly pops are.....
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:47 PM   #916 (permalink)
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not quite as wobbly as advertised. I want my money back!

A basilisk is...
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:51 PM   #917 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
...a retarded looking lizard.

´sorry´...
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:41 AM   #918 (permalink)
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Location: The land between the two rivers
. . . is . . . a game that you are never really sorry during play.

Rook is . . .
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:48 AM   #919 (permalink)
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Location: Dreams
a chess piece

polar bears are...
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Old 08-01-2003, 10:50 AM   #920 (permalink)
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Location: in the backwoods
sometimes purple




purple polar bear


a horned frog is..

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