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Old 10-12-2003, 11:32 AM   #1281 (permalink)
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Adolph Hitler equals Cannibalism.

A Dog is...
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Old 10-12-2003, 12:12 PM   #1282 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2003, 12:48 PM   #1283 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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a good wrap is...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:45 PM   #1284 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Better than a 'bad wrap'

Food Coloring is..
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:36 AM   #1285 (permalink)
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computers are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:00 AM   #1286 (permalink)
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sentient beings.


Marbles are.....
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:49 AM   #1287 (permalink)
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round and colourful.......

coffee is........
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Old 10-17-2003, 05:26 AM   #1288 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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the kick in the morning I need.

Glue is...
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Old 10-17-2003, 11:23 AM   #1289 (permalink)
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what binds us together as human beings

The Isle of Lesbos is...
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Old 10-17-2003, 02:02 PM   #1290 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...a good place for "bird-watching".

Playing craps is...
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Old 10-17-2003, 02:32 PM   #1291 (permalink)
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Location: where happiness lives
. . . popular in the ghetto


The Taj Mahal is . . .
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:57 AM   #1292 (permalink)
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the best place in the world to take a dump.

Matt Damon's coffee cup is...
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:39 AM   #1293 (permalink)
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where i urinate

a krispy kreme doughnut is...
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Old 10-18-2003, 03:55 PM   #1294 (permalink)
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the best cock ring... ever.

Martha Stewart's strap on Dildo is
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Old 10-19-2003, 07:43 AM   #1295 (permalink)
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...an excellent centerpiece for any holiday meal.

A coffee mug is...
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Old 10-19-2003, 09:40 AM   #1296 (permalink)
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Not such a great dildo.

A banana is...
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:27 PM   #1297 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Excellent sauteed in butter, sugar, 151 and dark rum.

A Mag Light is ..
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Old 10-19-2003, 03:51 PM   #1298 (permalink)
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a CIA psy-ops secret weapon designed to detonate an atomic bomb; but only if the code is known.

Mary Lou Retton's whisp-like cremated remains are
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Old 10-19-2003, 10:49 PM   #1299 (permalink)
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great when sprinkled on blueberry pie.

The little tabs on pop cans are
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Old 10-20-2003, 08:57 AM   #1300 (permalink)
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painful when swallowed.

My favorite transgendered superhero is
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:17 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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...snoop dog-eat-dog.


speaking of which, nathan's is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:37 PM   #1302 (permalink)
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a giant two headed pirahana who's superpower consists of being completely delicious when fried.


The reason I am so popular is...
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:50 PM   #1303 (permalink)
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
your completely odd imagination when it comes to superheroes.

this person is.....

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Old 10-21-2003, 09:04 PM   #1304 (permalink)
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Location: Tampa
a freakin man baby yea!

Lots of Chinese Food Makes my poop weird like when The Incredible Hulk is...
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Old 10-22-2003, 05:09 AM   #1305 (permalink)
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Location: Boston
Floggin' the Dog.

Your left nut is...
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Old 10-22-2003, 10:50 AM   #1306 (permalink)
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not to be chewed on.

A mostly unknown dinosaur: Fuckasaurus Rex is
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Old 10-22-2003, 12:51 PM   #1307 (permalink)
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the greatest male-porn star to come out of the Creataceous period.

Gooey, hairy sink clogs are
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here.
I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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Old 10-22-2003, 04:19 PM   #1308 (permalink)
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Location: upstate
...what my wife leaves for me every morning.


webster is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-22-2003, 04:41 PM   #1309 (permalink)
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some crazy little midget who had a show in the 80's (that sucked).

The old tampon-in-the-teacup trick is
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Old 10-22-2003, 07:16 PM   #1310 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
delightful when consumed with a daquiri.

Snoop Dogg is..
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:57 PM   #1311 (permalink)
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...sitting on top of his dog house making believe he's dueling with the red baron.


the dry tortugas are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-23-2003, 05:21 PM   #1312 (permalink)
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...not the wet hares.

The thing that makes you laugh til u fart is...
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"The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."
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Old 10-23-2003, 05:29 PM   #1313 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
my neighbor choking to death on a milk bone.

Canned tuna is..
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Old 10-23-2003, 07:17 PM   #1314 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
not ungood for sandwwiches!



a wankster is...
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hearts, by d.a.
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Old 10-23-2003, 07:50 PM   #1315 (permalink)
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what the gasface used to be.

Isocracy is
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Old 10-24-2003, 12:22 PM   #1316 (permalink)
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Location: upstate
...triangular moon-worship.


charlie's angels are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-24-2003, 12:57 PM   #1317 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Fantasized about daily by pre-teens.

Richard Gere is..
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Old 10-24-2003, 01:26 PM   #1318 (permalink)
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Location: norway
....quite good in that movie Chicago

That strange taste in my mouth is...
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Old 10-24-2003, 03:26 PM   #1319 (permalink)
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a deadly virus which will wipe out the world's population in 24 hours.

The blood on the walls is
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Old 10-24-2003, 07:40 PM   #1320 (permalink)
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...what came out of who i tried to make my jackolantern out of.

The most offensive phrase in the english language is...
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"The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. This is all the stuff the Mommy used to tell him. She used to say, "The only frontier you have left is the world of intangibles. Everything else is sewn up too tight." Caged inside too many laws. By intangibles, she meant the Internet, movies, music, stories, art, rumors, computer programs, anything that isn't real. Virtual realities. Make-believe stuff. The culture. The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only the intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."
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