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Old 06-20-2003, 12:41 PM   #161 (permalink)
 
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a flop when marketed by the WWE as the XFL.

A man and a woman are...
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:14 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:04 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Asteroids is
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Old 06-21-2003, 04:00 AM   #164 (permalink)
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the rock and roll hall of fame is...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:33 AM   #165 (permalink)
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bob geldof is......
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Old 06-21-2003, 07:44 AM   #166 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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hardwood floors are...
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:06 PM   #167 (permalink)
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the coin of the realm is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:26 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Kid rock is..............
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:50 AM   #169 (permalink)
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imagination is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-22-2003, 10:01 AM   #170 (permalink)
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sometimes better than porn.



Silicone is....
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Old 06-22-2003, 05:30 PM   #171 (permalink)
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a great material.


coca-cola is...
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:11 PM   #172 (permalink)
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way too carbonated.

pussies are.....
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Old 06-23-2003, 03:29 AM   #173 (permalink)
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...whiners.


the green, green grass of home is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:18 AM   #174 (permalink)
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yellow........damn water restrictions.

sprinklers are......
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:20 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:28 AM   #176 (permalink)
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gobbledegook!



My middle finger is...
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:49 AM   #177 (permalink)
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stuck like I just don't give a...

Eminem is
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La Fede È Il Mio Schermo,
Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza,
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:50 AM   #178 (permalink)
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not related to Johny Cash, it just looks like he is.

A good steak is.....
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Old 06-23-2003, 08:59 AM   #179 (permalink)
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similar to a good lamb chop



The time is..
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:18 PM   #180 (permalink)
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...now.


one of my new year's resolutions is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:19 PM   #181 (permalink)
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to not eat pork rinds.


blood is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:34 PM   #182 (permalink)
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Today is Monday
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:35 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Today is
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:58 PM   #184 (permalink)
There's someone in my head, but its not me
 
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...nearly over.


A toe is
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:33 PM   #185 (permalink)
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a small island surrounding a lagoon.


Pizza can...
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:46 PM   #186 (permalink)
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give you gas.

instant coffee is.......
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Old 06-23-2003, 05:46 PM   #187 (permalink)
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taste like shit, if from pizza hut
(im answering it although you DIDNT FOLLOW DA RULES!)

religion is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:42 AM   #188 (permalink)
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...the opiate of the masses.


the old man and the sea is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:27 AM   #189 (permalink)
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never going to catch that fish.





Saddam Hussien is
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:39 AM   #190 (permalink)
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having sex with a small poodle in your closet! Damn that filthy bastard!

Children running with knives are...
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Old 06-24-2003, 09:47 AM   #191 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:20 PM   #192 (permalink)
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killing all my sperm cells.

Shingo is...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:50 PM   #193 (permalink)
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...a good kid who got stuck with bones for a friend.


horseradish is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:54 PM   #194 (permalink)
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mad as hell, and isn't going to take it!

France is...
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Old 06-24-2003, 02:21 PM   #195 (permalink)
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gum is....
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:42 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
the worst lubricant ever.


Fluffy dice are...
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:10 PM   #197 (permalink)
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for geeks.

insects are........
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:22 PM   #198 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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six-legged
Grandparents are
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:41 PM   #199 (permalink)
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My eyes are...
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:47 PM   #200 (permalink)
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