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Old 07-02-2003, 12:51 PM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:53 PM   #322 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:49 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2003, 09:22 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2003, 02:21 AM   #325 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:00 AM   #326 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 07-03-2003, 06:47 AM   #327 (permalink)
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what ancient Egyptians got on their wounds when they were healing. (Ouch!, that was very bad...)

...

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Old 07-03-2003, 07:31 AM   #328 (permalink)
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Really a loss of one penny.


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Old 07-03-2003, 11:14 AM   #329 (permalink)
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from very large cigarettes...

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Old 07-03-2003, 12:30 PM   #330 (permalink)
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taxed up to 35% by the government.

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The best food is...
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:37 PM   #331 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...best eaten when one is hungry.


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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-03-2003, 06:03 PM   #332 (permalink)
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...pissing off a tax officer and getting heavily audited twice a week.


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Old 07-03-2003, 06:21 PM   #333 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...jerry's spaniel. (i couldn't resist that one...)


a boxcar is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-03-2003, 07:23 PM   #334 (permalink)
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A car kids make from boxes.

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Old 07-04-2003, 02:39 AM   #335 (permalink)
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A word I only came across today!


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Old 07-04-2003, 03:29 AM   #336 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Napaj spelled backwards.

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Old 07-04-2003, 03:48 AM   #337 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...one gigantic boo-boo.


reintarnation is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-04-2003, 05:23 AM   #338 (permalink)
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...the result of someone half-arsedly throwing a mass of letters together.


Unity is...
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Old 07-04-2003, 11:39 AM   #339 (permalink)
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Almost the same as being glued together, except its funnier.

A and J are...
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Old 07-04-2003, 03:40 PM   #340 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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enjoying teh 69!

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Old 07-04-2003, 04:30 PM   #341 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...dead.


foreploy is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-04-2003, 05:02 PM   #342 (permalink)
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making her THINK you're gunna go down on her.


Dehydration is...
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Old 07-04-2003, 05:14 PM   #343 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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the 'hoods watering system.

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Old 07-04-2003, 08:50 PM   #344 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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endless...............................i can tell it didn't hurt.

purgatory is.........
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:56 PM   #345 (permalink)
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...fun, never ending fun.


netball is...
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:06 AM   #346 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...a point for the server.


giraffiti is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:25 AM   #347 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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done really high up the wall.

pc's are...........
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Old 07-05-2003, 07:09 AM   #348 (permalink)
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...gateways to other worlds


Chocolate is...
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:26 PM   #349 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...best mixed with a solution of anhydrous ammonia and swamp root, with a dash of suet, before pumping it into the pie shell.


sarchasm is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:11 PM   #350 (permalink)
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smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
 
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the pit asia's economy fell into thanks to SARS.

silver nitrate is
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:29 PM   #351 (permalink)
it's jam
 
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an oxidizer and should be treated as such.

Did you read that flyman? STOP drinking the stuff!

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Old 07-05-2003, 04:40 PM   #352 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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in abundance.

Guiness is........
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:17 PM   #353 (permalink)
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smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
 
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the English version of rowdy man's beer

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Old 07-05-2003, 11:33 PM   #354 (permalink)
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pretty damned funny

What I just said is...
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:49 AM   #355 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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pretty damn funny.

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Old 07-06-2003, 04:05 AM   #356 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...prolific only in the sense that cartwheels turn on a dime.


inoculatte is...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:40 PM   #357 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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an injection against coffee chain shops.

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Old 07-06-2003, 01:45 PM   #358 (permalink)
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Crazy bad guy from mortal kombat?

Pintelor is..
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:48 PM   #359 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Disco is......
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:49 PM   #360 (permalink)
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Something I wish you wouldn't remind me of.

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