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Old 07-06-2003, 02:33 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:35 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:43 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:56 PM   #364 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:00 PM   #365 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:36 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:01 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:32 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 09:09 PM   #369 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 11:53 PM   #370 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2003, 11:56 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:49 AM   #372 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:19 AM   #373 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:18 AM   #374 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:32 AM   #375 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:09 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:33 AM   #377 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:44 AM   #378 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:57 AM   #379 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:58 AM   #380 (permalink)
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Contained in the above post.

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Old 07-07-2003, 09:55 AM   #381 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:44 PM   #382 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:54 PM   #383 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:12 PM   #384 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:15 PM   #385 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:22 PM   #386 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:31 PM   #387 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:40 PM   #388 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:50 PM   #389 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:58 PM   #390 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:36 PM   #391 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:17 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:27 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:30 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:52 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:35 PM   #396 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:23 PM   #397 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:33 PM   #398 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:59 AM   #399 (permalink)
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A drug many serial killers abuse.


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Old 07-08-2003, 02:10 AM   #400 (permalink)
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